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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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49 in Sept.  It sucks - went from jogging and a swimmer to tremors and shakes.  I'm scared to death of fixing a light bulb on a ladder.  I just pray it isn't MS.  Neither have a blood test, it takes t

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I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

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10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

He'd just returned to the team that week after being shitty in the Olympics. That poor Bruin bore the brunt of Goodwin's frustrations.

Bruin didn't deserve it, but hey, it's football

I was there. In the vast emptiness of the rose bowl, that hit seemed to echo around the stadium. 

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1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

Got a feeling the Hill’s are going to have some car trouble before this weekend….

Guess his decommitment from aggy this early ensures that he won’t wake up with a flat tire on Saturday. 

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3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Very curious to hear what NIL talk went down between us and Hill.

I have a feeling a lot changed on our end once NCAA gave that clarification on what coaches and AD can do in terms of NIL.  Can you share any insight? @RGBIII 

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10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

We dont talk to recruits nor play a part in recruiting them. Ketch was alluding to us however

I know you don't but coaches and our AD can specifically point to you guys as what's going to happen.

Like they can say "Insert Linemen Name here" we have this for you kind of thing. *points to pancake factory*

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1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Yeah. Who's the portal safety CTJ referenced?

If anyone says the name they will be slapped in the teeth. That name cannot get out

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I know you don't but coaches and our AD can specifically point to you guys as what's going to happen.

Like they can say "Insert Linemen Name here" we have this for you kind of thing. *points to pancake factory*

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22 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I wonder if the NIL announcement @RGBIII was talking about, had impact here

When Anthony Hill lands on someone's campus, his NIL opportunities will dwarf what the average player on that team's roster are, for good reason. So no, his NIL will be like a QB or Bijan level of things. 

1 hour ago, HillCountryBevo said:

@closetojumping what are our chances with ant hill? 

Texas is drinking ATM's milk shake and this is only part of it. I've talked about it the whole cycle, but ATM got out over their skis with everything they've done, a lot of being despicable. If you can't back up the shit you talk and the dirty deeds you do, your enemies will feast on your entrails while you're still breathing at this level of warfare. They're reaping the whirlwind now, and it's going to be uglier than just losing Hill and Hicks. The portal is not going to be their fucking friend.

Also, Texas isn't the only school looking to kick ATM in the balls so hard that they won't be able to walk right for a month. 

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m still curious what Ketch was alluding to? Wonder if it’s RGB and the hem or something different 

Don't overthink it. Some AD idiot leaked what's happening to fat fuck and he can't keep his shithole of a mouth closed for a few days. There isn't going to be "something different." 

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2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Yep, I ranted about this all offseason. UT trying to get a safety in the Portal this past winter/spring didn't make sense to me becuz UT was going to have plenty of bodies to throw at the position in Fall camp. What UT didn't have enough of is outside cover CBs.

 

Thankfully Watts & Jamieson have been mostly healthy this season.

 

Guilbeau is too slow straight line speed-wise to be an outside CB. He's a Nickel/Safety all the way.

The guy left Guilbeau off of his list of DBs entirely. I know what position Guilbeau plays.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas is drinking ATM's milk shake and this is only part of it. I've talked about it the whole cycle, but ATM got out over their skis with everything they've done, a lot of being despicable.

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They're reaping the whirlwind now, and it's going to be uglier than just losing Hill and Hicks. The portal is not going to be their fucking friend.

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas isn't the only school looking to kick ATM in the balls so hard that they won't be able to walk right for a month. 

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