Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Basil 742]

SIAP, but Sam Spiegelman changed his On3 pick on Deal from Texas to TCU.

I ain’t going to no damn TCU.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

I wonder how much money this amazing aggy season has cost Looch between the cancelled subs and having to ban paying customers 

[Atticus 3920]

25 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

That’s a bummer. Based on the primary recruiters it looks like both schools are thinking offense for him. 

Incorrect. Both teams are heavily recruiting him for interior DL. It's likely a distance issue. Even if we beat TCU, he'll probably go there is what that means.

[Longhornlove 4779]

4 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Incorrect. Both teams are heavily recruiting him for interior DL. It's likely a distance issue. Even if we beat TCU, he'll probably go there is what that means.

Or he got replaced by Hicks as a target.

[UDontKnow 10439]

9 minutes ago, Basil said:

I ain’t going to no damn TCU.

Hopefully Markis Deal will fare better than Brennan Eagles.

Edited November 8, 2022 by UDontKnow

[texifornia 56489]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

Well, that's interesting.

LSU plays at Arkansas - I guess Toviano had a free weekend.

[MH BEVO 1264]

9 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Incorrect. Both teams are heavily recruiting him for interior DL. It's likely a distance issue. Even if we beat TCU, he'll probably go there is what that means.

I saw that 247 had him as IOL but On3 had DT. My natural inclination was to trust On3 but saw that both schools had their oline coach listed. All that to say: you’ve ended a mystery I’ve been half assidly trying to figure out. 
The distance aspect is unfortunate. Austin isn’t that far…

[Radical Larry 28528]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[Lonestar88 4585]

14 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

I saw that 247 had him as IOL but On3 had DT. My natural inclination was to trust On3 but saw that both schools had their oline coach listed. All that to say: you’ve ended a mystery I’ve been half assidly trying to figure out. 
The distance aspect is unfortunate. Austin isn’t that far…

 

The kid wants to play DL, but he’s a better OL prospect than DL prospect.
 

If you want to land him you’re going to have to let him play DL even if it may not be his best projected position.

[D3zii 3641]

9 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

[Vertigo 20265]

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

30 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

I saw that 247 had him as IOL but On3 had DT. My natural inclination was to trust On3 but saw that both schools had their oline coach listed. All that to say: you’ve ended a mystery I’ve been half assidly trying to figure out. 
The distance aspect is unfortunate. Austin isn’t that far…

The recruiters listed on 247 are often not accurate. Pretty sure Bo Davis is doing the heavy lifting in that one. 

[jinx 2635]

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[Viper 12025]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think we have better targets. Dalton is kind of a position tweener. Great athlete but not great at offense also not great on defense.

Yeah I thought he'd be bigger

[BornOrange 1441]

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[BigSwingingD 719]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Liucci is coked out of his mind giving a blowjob in the parking lot to a guy he thinks is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

That's not Hewitt. NTTAWWT.

[Pato del Muerto 52339]

So who is lsu sending toviano here to recruit?  

[Junior Bonner 6227]

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

Sorry if either of these are old news. From OB. 

Jelani McDonald is going to come on an unofficial this weekend. He'll OV December 16th and decide after that. TCU will probably get an OV too. 

Deal's playoff game got rescheduled to Friday so he'll OV this weekend. 

[BurntOrange&White 39618]

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Sorry if either of these are old news. From OB. 

Jelani McDonald is going to come on an unofficial this weekend. He'll OV December 16th and decide after that. TCU will probably get an OV too. 

Deal's playoff game got rescheduled to Friday so he'll OV this weekend. 

Top targets visiting:
5⭐️ DL David Hicks - MAYBE
5⭐️ LB Anthony Hill
5⭐️ TE Duce Robinson
4⭐️ DB Javien Toviano
4⭐️ WR Deandre Moore
4⭐️ DE Colton Vasek
4⭐️ WR Jaden Greathouse
4⭐️ DL Markis Deal
4⭐️ ATH Jelani McDonald

[MH BEVO 1264]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Top targets visiting:
5⭐️ DL David Hicks - MAYBE
5⭐️ LB Anthony Hill
5⭐️ TE Duce Robinson
4⭐️ DB Javien Toviano
4⭐️ WR Deandre Moore
4⭐️ DE Colton Vasek
4⭐️ WR Jaden Greathouse
4⭐️ DL Markis Deal
4⭐️ ATH Jelani McDonald

Just have Vasek loaded in the chamber to start the weekend and see what falls. 

[Beer Drinker 592]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Top targets visiting:
5⭐️ DL David Hicks - MAYBE
5⭐️ LB Anthony Hill
5⭐️ TE Duce Robinson
4⭐️ DB Javien Toviano
4⭐️ WR Deandre Moore
4⭐️ DE Colton Vasek
4⭐️ WR Jaden Greathouse
4⭐️ DL Markis Deal
4⭐️ ATH Jelani McDonald

Somebody needs to come up with some way the game can be cancelled at helftime.  

[futureman 22414]

1 hour ago, Hornbeliever said:

How oily is he?  He certainly didn't go jogging before this podcast and that's only other explanation.

it's cocaine sweat.

[Hornlover 8824]

8 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

Somebody needs to come up with some way the game can be cancelled at helftime.  

Is TCU going to knock out TCU's quarterback for us at practice this week? They've already done it for us a few times this season.

[Hookem2147 20927]

Hard for me to get excited about Toviano knowing the dude attended Southern vs LSU instead of Bama vs Texas earlier this year.

He seems as close to an uncommitted lock to LSU as you can be.

Edited November 8, 2022 by Hookem2147

[TheMailBox357 213]

From the LSU On3 forum:

 

Edited November 8, 2022 by TheMailBox357

[HtownHorn 14468]

This is an interesting update to say the least. Appears this isn't a Kary Vincent situation.

Edited November 8, 2022 by HtownHorn

[TheMailBox357 213]

Can someone post this?:

 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

22 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is an interesting update to say the least. Appears this isn't a Kary Vincent situation.

It's crazy how sane almost every other 9.95ers are compared to Aggy. 

[C-Man 27041]

11 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

It's crazy how sane almost every other 9.95ers are college football fan is compared to Aggy. 

FIFY

[ousux 5586]

 

Translation : Dixie Chicken to-go bags have already gone out

[ousux 5586]

I wonder how much money this amazing aggy season has cost Looch between the cancelled subs and having to ban paying customers 

I'm sure he still has some of that taxpayer funded covid bailout money paying the rent..

[Mason Ramsey 3371]

 

Edited November 8, 2022 by Mason Ramsey

[Bevo14 8274]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Top targets visiting:
5⭐️ DL David Hicks - MAYBE
5⭐️ LB Anthony Hill
5⭐️ TE Duce Robinson
4⭐️ DB Javien Toviano
4⭐️ WR Deandre Moore
4⭐️ DE Colton Vasek
4⭐️ WR Jaden Greathouse
4⭐️ DL Markis Deal
4⭐️ ATH Jelani McDonald

[westexhorn 2006]

4 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

 

Vasek is going to play against TCU

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

4 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

 

My goodness, an 8 from Roach. Vasek must have signed a lease with Arch.

[Post Oak 20183]

 

[Davis Lane 5551]

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Top targets visiting:
5⭐️ DL David Hicks - MAYBE
5⭐️ LB Anthony Hill
5⭐️ TE Duce Robinson
4⭐️ DB Javien Toviano
4⭐️ WR Deandre Moore
4⭐️ DE Colton Vasek
4⭐️ WR Jaden Greathouse
4⭐️ DL Markis Deal
4⭐️ ATH Jelani McDonald

[FloridaHorn 4735]

I will repeat this prayer every day until the game is over, and I’d suggest you guys follow suit.

 

Dear 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus, please don’t let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend. Amen.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I will repeat this prayer every day until the game is over, and I’d suggest you guys follow suit.

 

Dear 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus, please don’t let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend. Amen.

Has that ever worked for you before

[Bigbend1812 12884]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

[FloridaHorn 4735]

21 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Has that ever worked for you before

In short no, but this is the biggest weekend for Longhorn football in several years. All eyes on the Horns, a chance to firmly plant the Horns in the driver's seat for the BIG XII title game, and 4* and 5* recruits lining the stands. So desperate times call for desperate measures.

[closetohumping 17392]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My goodness, an 8 from Roach. Vasek must have signed a lease with Arch.

Meaningless.  Both the Mannings and Vaseks have the financial means to buy out a lease.  A deposit is just a placeholder.

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

Just a gut feeling, but I think Hicks sticks with aggy. There’s a lot of “turmoil” at Paetow, I bet the family wants to keep a low profile right now. 

[Shaddie 1638]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Meaningless.  Both the Mannings and Vaseks have the financial means to buy out a lease.  A deposit is just a placeholder.

But what about the burnt orange lambos they both get?

[Tree Fidy 1196]

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Just a gut feeling, but I think Hicks sticks with aggy. There’s a lot of “turmoil” at Paetow, I bet the family wants to keep a low profile right now. 

Care to decode this for the rest of us?

[Hookem2147 20927]

8 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Can someone post this?:

 

 

There was honestly not much that was noteworthy. Looking good with Vasek, Greathouse likes Texas but the toughest part would be him calling Freeman to decommit because he’s a loyal kid. If they don’t get good vibes from Duce Robinson then look out for a Pimptom offer at some point next week.