Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Mitch Cumsteen 19003]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

re: Peyton Bowen, aggy boards say that this is his girlfriend. Potential Billy Bowman situation.

 

Somebody just put up the @Carl Winslow bat signal.

[ClubWhatever 12324]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Somebody just put up the @Carl Winslow bat signal.

Yeah, you did

[mdleast 8522]

Pool party?

[BigOrange1 6611]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Add Arch to the list of 20+ 4 stars and 5 stars attending the game. 

 

[futureman 22720]

that makes me uncomfortable. 

[dieucla98 2963]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

that makes me uncomfortable. 

Says everyone on Surly, every time you post.

[satyanash 15659]

 

[futureman 22720]

14 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Says everyone on Surly, every time you post.

I’m sorry you’re fragile. 

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

43 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

He heard McDonald was going to be there and got worried if he'd still have a spot .

You ever seen a McDonald

without a golden Arch?

[texifornia 59068]

 

21 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Justin Benton locks in official visit to Texas

Gerry Hamilton•8 minutes

Article written by:Gerry Hamilton

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(Tim Warner/Getty Images)

Justin Benton has locked in an official date to check out the Texas Longhorns.

The On3 Consensus 3-star defensive tackle and West Virginia verbal informed Inside Texas Thursday afternoon that he is scheduled to officially visit Texas December 3-5.

The 6-foot-0 3/4, 280 pound wrecking ball was offered by the Longhorns October 28. He posted a picture of Texas sophomore defensive tackle Byron Murphy II in the offer tweet, which is the player Benton reminds the Texas staff of most.

The Longhorns main competition for the West Virginia “soft commit” is currently Arkansas. Benton made an official visit to Arkansas last weekend.

Justin Benton File

The Peach State prospect committed to the Mountaineers June 18 over finalists Tennessee, Mississippi State, Georgia, Houston, Nebraska, Duke and Penn State. He made an official visit to West Virginia June 3. 

Benton played his freshman and sophomore seasons Newton High (Covington, Ga.) before transferring to IMG Academy for his junior campaign. He transferred back to Newton High for his senior season. The quick and powerful defensive tackle with a non-stop motor posted 37 tackles, eight tackles for loss and three sacks in the first four games on the 2022 season. He posted 76 tackles, 19 tackles for loss and nine sacks as a freshman bursting onto the recruiting scene. 

Benton’s father is former Georgia Bulldogs linebacker Phillip Benton. 

 

[Gravy Train 976]

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[Gravy Train 976]

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[futureman 22720]

2 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

Haven't seen this posted elsewhere and the language used seems dubious.  If so, we just fabricated an off-ramp for Putin?

https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/11/breaking-vladimir-putin-offered-surrender-terms-by-the-west-after-humiliating-kherson-loss/

 

is Putin going to OV?

[Beantown Express 2.0 6598]

10 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

Haven't seen this posted elsewhere and the language used seems dubious.  If so, we just fabricated an off-ramp for Putin?

https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/11/breaking-vladimir-putin-offered-surrender-terms-by-the-west-after-humiliating-kherson-loss/

 

I don't think we have the numbers for Putin at this point.  He should go to A&M to play QB as they need all the help they can get. 

[UDontKnow 10572]

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I don't think we have the numbers for Putin at this point.  He should go to A&M to play QB as they need all the help they can get. 

 

I believe Putin would feel right at home in the scenery that is Comrade Station.

[Shaddie 1684]

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I don't think we have the numbers for Putin at this point.  He should go to A&M to play QB as they need all the help they can get. 

2 dictators in one room. Very very interested. 

[jeevsie 3790]

2 Dictators, 1 Cup?

I don't know what that means.

[Texasrocks 2253]

15 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

2 dictators in one room. Very very interested. 

Neither of them have won anything recently.

[SimkinsMan 4555]

23 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

I believe Putin would feel right at home in the scenery that is Comrade Station.

He would certainly find the architecture to be similar.

[BurntOrange&White 42012]

 

[RabidM 2768]

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

[Michael Knight 13239]

5 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

I mean he already decommitted from Aggy

[Bevo 13927]

7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

That's not just a fish. It's a Wahoo.

[Scholz 12312]

13 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

[justhookit 4208]

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

That's not just a fish. It's a Wahoo.

It’s actually a barracuda. And why the fuck is he holding one?

[Bevo 13927]

8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

It’s actually a barracuda. And why the fuck is he holding one?

I don't get it.

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean he already decommitted from Aggy

So did Rogers 

[justhookit 4208]

11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't get it.

The fish. It’s a barracuda. There’s really nothing to not get. But yeah seems like that fish has been in other edits too? I don’t usually pay much attention to the graphics.

Edited November 11, 2022 by justhookit

[Bevo 13927]

8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

The fish. It’s a barracuda. There’s really nothing to not get. But yeah seems like that fish has been in other edits too? I don’t usually pay much attention to the graphics.

Yeah, I get that it's a barracuda. I just don't get why it is in the graphic. I guess it is better than holding a turkey, though. Personally, I would have gone with a hairless cat like Dr. Evil.

Edited November 11, 2022 by Bevo

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

55 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Johnny Bowens announced on his IG page that he will be visiting for the TCU-UT game tomorrow night.

[Vertigo 20502]

17 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

[RabidM 2768]

Is Bowens a take for us? 

[speed817 19997]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

It is the only trophy aggy has!!!!

[HtownHorn 15231]

30 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Is Bowens a take for us? 

Depends on how many more DL they want to take? Deal, Becton, Hicks, and Pierce are all takes right now for Texas.

[Hmbre97 6337]

I don't get it.

[Hornlover 8947]

 

 

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I don't get it.

 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, I get that it's a barracuda. I just don't get why it is in the graphic. I guess it is better than holding a turkey, though. Personally, I would have gone with a hairless cat like Dr. Evil.

 

I gotta spoiler this shit.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

Of all the stupid shit aggy does, this is the thing that you can't wrap your brain around? What's not to get about a fish in a recruit photo?

Edited November 12, 2022 by Hornlover

[Bigbend1812 13062]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

is Putin going to OV?

[Shaggyhorn 641]

 
 
Of all the stupid shit aggy does, this is the thing that you can't wrap your brain around? What's not to get about a fish in a recruit photo?

I just assume it’s because all the sheep are taken.

[NOOBSDUDE 596]

 
 
 
I gotta spoiler this shit.
 
Spoiler

 

 
 
Of all the stupid shit aggy does, this is the thing that you can't wrap your brain around? What's not to get about a fish in a recruit photo?

Mo money Mo problems huh aggy lol

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[mdleast 8522]

I’m so in the weeds with this fish thing!

[UDontKnow 10572]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

 

[campcrunk 2551]

2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Damn. This kid is quick and disruptive. Maybe my memory is off but his highlights actually remind me a little of what I recall Taylor Bible's looking like - hopefully with better dietary practices. 

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/12750232/6318cef2d2256e10644c24f4

[BornAndRaised 12895]

12 of our 2023 Commits will be in tomorrow.

FULL COURT PRESS

[MH BEVO 1265]

19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

12 of our 2023 Commits will be in tomorrow.

FULL COURT PRESS

[totallynotabuttpirate 5492]

4 hours ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

[BornAndRaised 12895]

Billy Walton is such a good eval before he blew up.

[campcrunk 2551]

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Billy Walton is such a good eval before he blew up.

He's a beast. Remember when aggy said he was a scrub we only took to get Muhammad? I guess they forgot to... WATCH. THE. TAPE. 

[Napoleon 8853]

Re: BILLY WALTON

He is the EDGE that we have been looking for. 

[BornAndRaised 12895]

Out of curiosity, do Walton and Dylan Spencer play the same position?

Let me clarify, do they project to the same position in college?

Edited November 12, 2022 by BornAndRaised