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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is Georgia not already extremely scary?

UGA's 2021-2022 offenses doesn't scare people like the LSU 2019 offense or Bama 2020 offense, despite the fact that UGA's OC, Todd Monken, was a successful Big 12 Air Raid OC at Okie St. & Air Raid HC at Southern Miss. before he went to the NFL.

The obvious difference between UGA's '21-'22 offenses and those '19 LSU & '20 Bama offenses is that LSU & Bama had NFL 1st round draft picks at QB1. So I assume that's what's holding UGA's offense back.

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Inside Scoop: December recruitments, Texas' commits injury update, and hoops

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Details on the latest recruitments, injury update from Texas commits, and basketball notes in Monday’s Inside Scoop.

Anthony Hill Jr, LB, Denton (Texas) Ryan

Even after Alabama, Ohio State, USC, and Oklahoma jumping back into the mix after Hill de-committed from Texas A&M, it’s always felt like he’d stay closer to home. 

With three weeks remaining until early national signing day, it still appears proximity will be the ultimate factor in his recruitment. 

Hill is looking at visits to Austin and College Station, with nothing scheduled as of yet. He’s seen both campuses so much, there’s really nothing left to learn. 

IT still likes Texas’ position in this recruitment, and the Horns will continue to stay the course. 

Sydir Mitchell, DL, Oradell, (N.J.) Bergen Catholic – #AllGasNoBrakes

Georgia hasn’t thrown in the towel on On3 Consensus 4-star defensive lineman and Texas commitment Mitchell. With that said, the Texas side remains very confident in the Mitchell recruitment. 

Like Cedric Baxter Jr., the best or close to home will keep trying to flip the best prospects in the country. That’s when Texas fans should feel very secure in the talent level Steve Sarkisian and staff are working to bring into the program. 

Tyler Scott, CB, Mableton (Ga.) Pebblebrook

Texas assistants Tashard Choice and Terry Joseph made an in-home visit with the 6-foot-2 corner Sunday night. Scott told IT the in home visit went very well, and that he remains locked into making an official visit December 17. Scott will make an official visit to USC December 9. This would truly be an upset win for Texas or USC. Two sources in the SE Region expect Scott to decide between Tennessee, Alabama and Auburn. 

DeAndre Moore, WR, Los Alamitos (Calif) St. John Bosco – Louisville commit 

With news of Louisville head coach Scott Satterfield taking the Cincinnati job today, that could be another piece in the Moore commitment puzzle. 

Moore has been in touch with Texas, Georgia, and others, and it seems like the On3 four-star is still looking around despite his Louisville pledge. 

There’s some confidence here with Texas as they continue to push to grab one more high school wide receiver in the Class of 2023. 

Kyle Parker, WR, Lucas (Texas) Lovejoy – LSU commit 

While Texas continues to pursue the out-of-state prospect in DeAndre Moore, they’re keeping close tabs on the metroplex product Kyle Parker as well. 

Steve Sarkisian and Brennan Marion continue to recruit the On3 four-star and LSU commit, and Parker is listening. Getting Parker back on campus in December seems imperative to the Longhorn recruiting efforts. 

Injury report – Texas commits: 

New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman TE Will Randle suffered a season-ending knee injury midway through his senior year. 

The On3 three-star told Inside Texas that rehab has been going really well and he’s closer to light running on the anti-gravity treadmill this week. 

Randle will not be on campus on December 17th when a strong contingent of Texas commits will be in Austin one more time until NSD. 

Teague (Texas) LB/EDGE Derion Gullette is progressing well in his rehab after missing his senior year due to injury. 

Light jogging and weight work continue to be strong as Gullette pushes himself to be ready to enroll.

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34 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Any new news on Hill. The Aggies seem to think we have lost the lead for him and he’s going to recommit to them

It's time we intervene here with your silliness pertaining to the aggies in your life. All of your snippets of info provided by them aggregates to a level of stupidity that should be reserved a Three Stooges episode and yet you continue to give their take enough credence to come here and tell us about them. Then, when the news from their "inside sources" feels somewhat ominous, you offer us those takes with worry. 

You are dealing with true morons. It's somewhat terrifying to realize that you don't really understand that. But yes, you're being clowned by clowns. Please avoid smearing that all over the recruiting board when they're doing it to you in your personal life or at the office.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You are dealing with true morons. It's somewhat terrifying to realize that you don't really understand that. But yes, you're being clowned by clowns. Please avoid smearing that all over the recruiting board when they're doing it to you in your personal life or at the office.

Is the band name clown of clowns taken?

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It's time we intervene here with your silliness pertaining to the aggies in your life. All of your snippets of info provided by them aggregates to a level of stupidity that should be reserved a Three Stooges episode and yet you continue to give their take enough credence to come here and tell us about them. Then, when the news from their "inside sources" feels somewhat ominous, you offer us those takes with worry. 

You are dealing with true morons. It's somewhat terrifying to realize that you don't really understand that. But yes, you're being clowned by clowns. Please avoid smearing that all over the recruiting board when they're doing it to you in your personal life or at the office.

Why you gotta hate on the Stooges man? Fuck they do to you?

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1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said:

During Thanksgiving week, I got a 3rd person account from someone at the school that is friends with Hill that thinks it will be Texas, but that no one really knows.

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What kind of hoodie was he wearing to school though?

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