Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Texas Wahoo 3383]

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

little brother flexin'!!! 🤣  get that Texas loving kid some NIL..never too early

Is he wearing this hat?  

[pacman 7330]

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wonder if Hill comes this weekend to hang with the rest of the great class

yes, he is coming per gerry

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lefau and Burrell tweeting about how stoked they are. Feels good man.

pk enjoys a good 3-3-5

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

40 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Me likey.

Y'all likey?

 

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

8 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

It was obvious watching Toviano talking about his finalists, that UT was his 2nd choice & Aggy was just a hat on the table.

Are we still bragging about runner-up status?

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

40 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

You're welcome my child

[Radical Larry 28529]

[TXRed 3187]

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Isn't Akana like 20 years old and underweight? Who cares? 

 

BUT... 

 

Polynesian Ties. NDA prohibiting him from talking to F*** Chip Brown, and I'm in. 

Edited December 16, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[Post Oak 20187]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Isn't Akana like 20 years old and underweight? Who cares? 

The guy who tweeted him

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

The guy who tweeted him

Chipping in a grand to the Longhorn LDS Fund is going to be tough. But worth every fucking nickel to witness Lowell get fired. I'm waiting for a call, all interested parties. 

[D3zii 3642]

2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Jordan Matthews, CB from Louisiana that we lost to Tennessee 

[SLChorn 58]

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Dos Lambos?  Nice!

And abbreviating All Gas to "AG23" is just cruel ... 😂 😂 😂 

 

Not to get off topic but the car on the left is a De Tomaso P72. Really extraordinary vehicle. The car on the right is a Lamborghini (it's a Huracán Tecnica in case anyone is curious).

[Gil Bang 25898]

1 hour ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

Fucking Beet.

[D3zii 3642]

 

[MH BEVO 1264]

7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

What’s going on?

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

Not to get off topic but the car on the left is a De Tomaso P72. Really extraordinary vehicle. The car on the right is a Lamborghini (it's a Huracán Tecnica in case anyone is curious).

Excellent avatar.

[TexasMan 10786]

22 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

 

[TXRed 3187]

Johntay may be one of my favorite recruits ever. 
 

 

[Getafix 28416]

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

 

 

 

What an awesome twitter handle 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 .

 

[BigOrange1 6422]

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Me likey.

Y'all likey?

 

 

 

when the thread title promises 5 stars, sark delivers 5 stars.

[Getafix 28416]

8 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

when the thread title promises 5 stars, sark delivers 5 stars.

 

And he's already delivered the stripper and the simian ... 

 

[closetojumping 62247]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

The guy who tweeted him

And me. And this whole board, probably. Formerly. Eventually. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

And he's already delivered the stripper and the simian ... 

 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

Wake up @texifornia and @Longhornfrenzy, we all need our hit. 
 

edit: wrong thread because I’m a moron but the message is obvious, we need those screenshots boys.

Edited December 16, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[Sock Monkey 718]

6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

when the thread title promises 5 stars, sark delivers 5 stars.

Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Porn Stars, Gorillas, and 6-Stars?

[RGBIII 22798]

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night.  Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'.  The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.

 

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night.  Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'.  The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

Bobby leaked it just a few minutes ago.  

[UncleBuck 6446]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

[tokamak 6352]

Is Akana a stand up LB, or more of an EDGE long term?

Amazing recruiting job by our staff if we do in fact land him.

edit: guess I could've just watched his fucking highlights, which are literally 100% playing off the EDGE

Edited December 16, 2022 by tokamak

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Choate'd

Edited December 16, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[mannewers 549]

11 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

This class, following last years class, is absolutely outstanding. I am very impressed with Sark and his staffs ability to roster build and recruit. We are probably a great portal class and some player development away from really being where we want to be.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

19 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby leaked it just a few minutes ago.  

Good stuff Bobby

[NoName 16305]

13 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

[pacman 7330]

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This class, following last years class, is absolutely outstanding. I am very impressed with Sark and his staffs ability to roster build and recruit. We are probably a great portal class and some player development away from really being where we want to be.

Championship. Football.

[RGBIII 22798]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night.  Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'.  The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.

 

Ya I figured he would…for….reasons

Edited December 16, 2022 by RGBIII

[HtownHorn 14488]

So we likely replacing Spencer with Akana, that would be ok.

[ATLLonghorn 841]

I appreciate how this staff aggressively tries to fix weaknesses through recruiting. OL last year, LB this year. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

4 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

I appreciate how this staff aggressively tries to fix weaknesses through recruiting. OL last year, LB this year. 

This is who Steve Sarkisian is. 

[TXRed 3187]

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

Aggy also thinks they’re in it for Akana. The meltdown will be legendary if he picks us. 

[kwood4408 756]

Aggy also thinks they’re in it for Akana. The meltdown will be legendary if he picks us. 

Aggy will just say we gave his dad a job so how can they compete with that.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

We could definitely use another big body on the dline and probably another corner, but there really isn’t much to complain about.

Also, the Choater is fucking killing it after half the board wanted him gone after year 1. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Choate'd

Seems like yesterday most on this board wanted Choate and PK among others fired. Glad Sark stayed the course.

2 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Aggy will just say we gave his dad a job so how can they compete with that.

No pop up insurance agencies available?

[SydneyCarton 47884]

22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ya I figured, we were on the same text group about it

I’m flabbergasted that you’ve never seen Fight Club.