Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Zachariah Branch…wow

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

the louisiana mafia isn’t letting williams sign tomorrow.  ain’t happening. 

Fist yourself bet?

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

We expecting any unexpected surprises tomorrow 

[Surlian 79]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

We expecting any unexpected surprises tomorrow 

I'd guess not, as they wouldn't be unexpected then

[westexhorn 2006]

Can we haz a Zach Branch?

[BornAndRaised 12223]

53 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We expecting any unexpected surprises tomorrow 

unexpected? no. The only "unknowns" at this point are:

Tausili Akana https://247sports.com/player/tausili-akana-46086671/
Tyler Scott https://247sports.com/player/tyler-scott-46133942/
Ka'Morreun Pimpton https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
Jelani McDonald https://247sports.com/player/jelani-mcdonald-46129079/
DeAndre Moore https://247sports.com/Player/DeAndre-Moore-Jr-46084735/

with I think only 2 of those actually announcing decisions tomorrow.

(I know you're well versed, just posting for the inevitable football board posters checking in in the hours until NSD.

Edited December 21, 2022 by BornAndRaised

[Getafix 28416]

 

Gerry put in a 60% CB for Akana, to Texas.

 

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Getafix

[pacman 7328]

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

 

[ATXhorn17 1610]

Could someone please post the Akana screenshot again? I must’ve missed it

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

If Akana picks us, there are gonna be a lot of 995ers from other teams with egg on their face.

[Beau Vine 54000]

30 minutes ago, Surlian said:

I'd guess not, as they wouldn't be unexpected then

 

[LTtxfan 48970]

23 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Early enrollees:

QB Arch Manning, Isidore Newman (New Orleans, LA)

RB Cedric Baxter, Orlando (Fla.) Edgewater
WR Johntay Cook, Desoto
OL Andre Cojoe, Mansfield Timberview
OL Payton Kirkland, Orlando (Fla.) Dr. Phillips
OL Jaydon Chatman, Killeen Harker Heights
IOL Connor Stroh, Frisco Wakeland
DL Sydir MItchell, Oradell (NJ) Bergen Catholic
Edge Colton Vasek, Austin Westlake
LB Liona Lefau, Kahuku (HI)
LB Anthony Hill, Denton Ryan - uncommitted
LB Derion Gullette, Teague - formerly of Marlin
CB Malik Muhammad, South Oak Cliff

 

Deandre Moore would be the 14th EE.

Great to possibly have 4 EE's on the O-line.  Should make this year's spring practices a lot more productive...

[Beau Vine 54000]

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[BornAndRaised 12223]

Feels great to be a destination for development W/R/T LB. Having Burrell, Lefau and Hill, and presumably Akana playing off the ball backer. Thats the largest infusion of talent at that position that I can remember. Bless you Jaylan Ford.

[Vito Andolini 9107]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Moore is second (around the 25 second mark); Zachariah Branch is the first guy.  

(Because of the angle and proximity, you really see the physicality and athleticism in these clips ... )

 

 

 

I stopped watching after Branch and Moore, but both are grown ass men. Moore should be able to compete and potentially contribute early. 

[Getafix 28416]

 

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

[HtownHorn 14486]

37 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

unexpected? no. The only "unknowns" at this point are:

Tausili Akana https://247sports.com/player/tausili-akana-46086671/
Tyler Scott https://247sports.com/player/tyler-scott-46133942/
Ka'Morreun Pimpton https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
Jelani McDonald https://247sports.com/player/jelani-mcdonald-46129079/

with I think only 2 of those actually announcing decisions tomorrow.

(I know you're well versed, just posting for the inevitable football board posters checking in in the hours until NSD.

Did Moore flip, I didn't see it announced anywhere.

[Getafix 28416]

 

These two back to back posts made me chuckle. (Sooner 247)

 

 

[LTtxfan 48970]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

Ole "Ear to the Ground" hard at work

[BornAndRaised 12223]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Did Moore flip, I didn't see it announced anywhere.

not yet, ill update it now. thanks for the eyes 🤘

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Cmon down tonsil 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Feels great to be a destination for development W/R/T LB. Having Burrell, Lefau and Hill, and presumably Akana playing off the ball backer. Thats the largest infusion of talent at that position that I can remember. Bless you Jaylan Ford.

And Choate and Kwiatkowski, imo.

[Radical Larry 28528]

If Akana picks us, there are gonna be a lot of 995ers from other teams with egg on their face.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Payton Kirkland with the Goat Choate edit on Instagram.

[Vertigo 20267]

2 hours ago, realgreggym said:

nice jacket

[mwaadeeb 1152]

22 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I stopped watching after Branch and Moore, but both are grown ass men. Moore should be able to compete and potentially contribute early. 

Damn skippy. Moore is thick and quick. I thought he was a little guy. Stoked if it happens.

[salonghorn 204]

It seems that if we expect the unexpected then the unexpected is no longer unexpected but is expected.

[MH BEVO 1264]

2 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

It seems that if we expect the unexpected then the unexpected is no longer unexpected but is expected.

Just as I suspected. 

[Vermin 3042]

 

[BornAndRaised 12223]

 

[4th and 5 4914]

BOOM

MOTHER

FUCKER

[Bevo14 8274]

4 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

It seems that if we expect the unexpected then the unexpected is no longer unexpected but is expected.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

[4th and 5 4914]

WHITEBOARD

MY

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[Atticus 3922]

Lack of noise around Pimpton makes me believe he's staying with Vandy. I think I heard he was gonna announce something on social media if he was flipping

[ClubWhatever 12087]

I think they put those picks in for OU right after Venables’ in home which Gerry himself said he crushed.  He probably led the OU staff to think he was coming. Now having second thoughts.  There’s always one or two of these a year.  Guys who don’t know what to do. 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Holy shit what’s happening 

[HtownHorn 14486]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Holy shit what’s happening 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Holy shit what’s happening 

The expected unexpected . 

[Bigbend1812 12887]

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Adding the 5 aforementioned prospects puts us at 306 and change. good for #2 in the class rankings

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

Is Akana even unexpected?

His sister just won a national title here and loves Texas. Feels like Texas has everything working in their favor on that one other than maybe not actually wanting him. 

[The Deuce 1094]

 

[Getafix 28416]

 

- Gerry said emphatically that Georgia really wanted Sydir Mitchell and DeAndre Moore, so those would be big wins

- Expects Derek Williams to sign;  if he doesn't sign in the first two days, then that could change things

- Stands by his Akana prediction (and said what Club said above - BV's good visit prompted the OU picks)

 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

32 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Payton Kirkland with the Goat Choate edit on Instagram.

Kirkland legit post the best longhorn memes likely found on message boards

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

- Gerry said emphatically that Georgia really wanted Sydir Mitchell and DeAndre Moore, so those would be big wins

I bet that one blowhard UTwuz is losing his shit at that deandre moore comment....for months he's been saying Moore doesn't have a commitable offer from us or georgia 

[Okcool 782]

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin (IT) has the Tausili Akana recruitment as Texas 50%, OU 30%, and LSU 20% to gain the services of the 6'4" 225 LB/Edge.

Gerry says he is close to putting in an RPM (CB), presumably for Texas.

https://247sports.com/player/tausili-akana-46086671/

IIRC @RGBIII called this over the weekend. That's how NIL works aggy.

 

 

[LTtxfan 48970]

5 minutes ago, Okcool said:

IIRC @RGBIII called this over the weekend. That's how NIL works aggy.

 

 

[Junior Bonner 6233]

What? Now we’re seeing who has the biggest McClane? Gentlemen, this is no time for a McClane measuring contest. 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Junior Bonner