Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[NTVTXN 1432]

To all y’all dealing with/FIGHTING plantar fasciitis; do yourself a favor and get a pair of OOFOS. I keep a pair in my house, a pair by the back door in the garage and a pair outside the patio door to wear around the pool/outdoor kitchen.

Hard cement, wood and slate floors are a bitch on these 54yo feet/knees/back.

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Never seen public opinion of a coach flip as drastically from year to year as this man

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by RaysBoomBoomRoom

[Gil Bang 25897]

4 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

To all y’all dealing with/FIGHTING plantar fasciitis; do yourself a favor and get a pair of OOFOS. I keep a pair in my house, a pair by the back door in the garage and a pair outside the patio door to wear around the pool/outdoor kitchen.

Hard cement, wood and slate floors are a bitch on these 54yo feet/knees/back.

 

Multiple shoes, pool, outdoor kitchen.

 

That's how you humblebrag

[Getafix 28410]

 

The streets, they have spoken.

Do they have a name?

 

 

[TexEx15 17456]

Watching the Inside Texas coverage on YouTube and they mentioned Baxter is a bigger Naje Harris.  Damn.

[Chili dog 1787]

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Never seen an opinion of a coach flip as drastically from year to year as this man

 

Showing some good flexibility there, too. The vast majority of posters on this board would either fall on their faces, split their pants or both. 

[jeevsie 3720]

5 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

To all y’all dealing with/FIGHTING plantar fasciitis; do yourself a favor and get a pair of OOFOS. I keep a pair in my house, a pair by the back door in the garage and a pair outside the patio door to wear around the pool/outdoor kitchen.

Hard cement, wood and slate floors are a bitch on these 54yo feet/knees/back.

 

I can’t believe I’m continuing this sidetrack but here it is:

love my oofos to but I would caution against them if you have ankle instability. You’ll roll like a mfer if you do. 

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

9 minutes ago, crum said:

random Hawaiian girl

Your post is incomplete 

[Burt Macklin 18996]

I just love that an old white dude who is nicknamed “The Choater” is killing it in recruiting in the year of our Lord 2022. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Wow.  Peyton Bowen just committed to Oregon.

What a huge signing day flip.  Fucking Will Stein, man.

 

HAHAHAHA.  Fuck Oklahoma.

Edited December 21, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[RGBIII 22798]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[TexasRenegade 2391]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

not gonna lie, that jambox looks like he's holding a giant plastic case of money.

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

hahaaha what the fuck

[Reese Bennett 3605]

I thought crypto was down.

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

I guess I should be prepared for akana and/or moore to sign with Oregon this afternoon. They’re doing shenanigans. 

[JBJ 3648]

They must have gotten UO backwards.

[Bamboozled73 315]

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Watching the Inside Texas coverage on YouTube and they mentioned Baxter is a bigger Naje Harris.  Damn.

Ok.  So Derrick Henry?

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Wow.  Peyton Bowen just committed to Oregon.
What a huge signing day flip.  Fucking Will Stein, man.
 
HAHAHAHA.  Fuck Oklahoma.

Willie Lyles?

[Jebus 1300]

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

I thought crypto was down.

That’s what makes now the time to get in! 

[JFKFC 4878]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

HAHAHAHA.  Fuck Oklahoma.

I read he didn't even have an OU hat on the table. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

7 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Never seen public opinion of a coach flip as drastically from year to year as this man

 

It wasn't just an opinion/perception thing though.  His actual performance in year 1 was attrocious and worthy of the discussion.  The LBs were just awful in year 1 with Brockermeyer leading the way and then followed that by not signing a difference maker either in the recruiting class or the portal.

He's dramatically stepped up in both player performance and talent addition over the last year and I'm thrilled to see it and glad he had the chance to do it.  It goes to show that maybe making snap decisions on firing coaches based on minimal data isn't always a great idea.  Nonetheless, the discussions at least were warrented last year.

[BurntOrange&White 39618]

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

I thought crypto was down.

Nikes profit up!

[TexEx15 17456]

1 minute ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Ok.  So Derrick Henry?

[OB3 3608]

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

I read he didn't even have an OU hat on the table. 

You would be correct

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

David Hicks visited Oregon a couple of times recently - what are the chances?

[Vertigo 20265]

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Never seen public opinion of a coach flip as drastically from year to year as this man

 

You mean having to coach a walk on linebacker and a converted safety in a brand new system his first year did not make the coach look good? Weird. 

[Getafix 28410]

(Peyton Bowen ceremony.)

When reality started to dawn on the Sooners ... 

 

 

 

[UnhappilyMarried 815]

13 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Never seen public opinion of a coach flip as drastically from year to year as this man

 

406 is Montana area code

4 (Gullette) + 0 (Burrell) + 6 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)

Edited December 21, 2022 by UnhappilyMarried

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

It wasn't just an opinion/perception thing though.  His actual performance in year 1 was attrocious and worthy of the discussion.  The LBs were just awful in year 1 with Brockermeyer leading the way and then followed that by not signing a difference maker either in the recruiting class or the portal.

He's dramatically stepped up in both player performance and talent addition over the last year and I'm thrilled to see it and glad he had the chance to do it.  It goes to show that maybe making snap decisions on firing coaches based on minimal data isn't always a great idea.  Nonetheless, the discussions at least were warrented last year.

Which coach gets Luke to play well?  Which coach turns one of the other guys into someone better than Luke in less than a year?

maybe ford could have been starting from day 1 last year?

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

David Hicks visited Oregon a couple of times recently - what are the chances?

Man I would love Hicks to choose Oregon today.  

[Vertigo 20265]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I hope they let him keep that umbrella. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

Just now, UnhappilyMarried said:

406 is Montana area code

4 (Gullette) + 6 (Burrell) + 0 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)

That's a cool photo when it is explained.  Thanks

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

I prefer to think they were talking to him and he was talking up UO the whole time and they just thought he meant ou and didn’t want to correct him. 

[closetojumping 62218]

10 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

I can’t believe I’m continuing this sidetrack but here it is:

love my oofos to but I would caution against them if you have ankle instability. You’ll roll like a mfer if you do. 

I can't believe y'all are continuing it either, on fucking signing day no less. 

[Dbeasy 14963]

Bowen shows the power of NIL. 

[Big Woodrows 4195]

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Big Woodrows

[SydneyCarton 47847]

Holy shit Hicks to Oregon...might make this the best signing day of all fucking time. 

[Vertigo 20265]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

David Hicks visited Oregon a couple of times recently - what are the chances?

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

Cedric Baxter is official 

[NWAustinDude 2252]

 

[Lonestar88 4585]

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Lonestar88

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

2 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

406 is Montana area code

4 (Gullette) + 0 (Burrell) + 6 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)

It's his way of showing love for the people back home.

[irishtexan 11445]

Oregon going full “Hugh Freeze-era Ole Miss”

[Bamboozled73 315]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You mean having to coach a walk on linebacker and a converted safety in a brand new system his first year did not make the coach look good? Weird. 

He needs to do more to redeem himself for playing Brock the walk-on ahead of Jaylan Ford last year.  

[Masshole Horn 762]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can't believe y'all are continuing it either, on fucking signing day no less. 

New thread

[closetojumping 62218]

Peyton Bowen has known for months that he wasn't signing with Notre Dame. He never had the balls to just decommit and be straight with them. Reminds me of the piece of QB that Texas had committed in the same class as Colt McCoy. Mack Brown, Greg Davis, and a number of yokels on Hornfans and Orangebloods were the only people that failed to grasp that he was always going to LSU.

That dude played to the results I would expect from someone behaving that way and I don't expect anything different from Bowen. He'll go to Oregon, be a star or not, but immediately have his hand out and test the market after each season. My hope is to watch him flame out and wind up at Jacksonville State, talking about could haves and should haves. 

[gmr548 16491]

Wow.  Peyton Bowen just committed to Oregon.
What a huge signing day flip.  Fucking Will Stein, man.
 
HAHAHAHA.  Fuck Oklahoma.

Oregon gave Texas Banks and Williams by firing Cristobal last cycle, and has taken top prospects from Baylor and OU this cycle. Especially love them flipping Baylor’s QB at the last minute, leaving Baylor scrambling.

I’m sure there will be a day down the line when this changes, but Oregon has been Texas‘s best friend the past couple years.

[Longhornlove 4779]

1 minute ago, Bamboozled73 said:

He needs to do more to redeem himself for playing Brock the walk-on ahead of Jaylan Ford last year.  

[Kwix 2186]

8 minutes ago, OB3 said:

You would be correct

Oregon hat - worn in

ND hat - fresh off the shelf

Advantage O

 

That'll be $9.95 please