Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Thiefery 5108]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

Yep last cycle was the OL getting un-fucked.. And now LB is unfucked..

 

This staff gets it.

[Getafix 29459]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

 

 

Meanwhile, still waiting for that first time?  Your mom.

 

[Frank Drebin 5840]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

When Ryan Perri-fucknuts was still “committed” to Texas and everyone knew he was flipping to LSU, I posted on the old IT board about hot insane it was for recruiting services to list him as a commit. The guy was openly recruiting players to LSU and telling everyone he was flipping on signing day. Clendon Ross deleted the thread and sent me a nasty note for hurting the reputation of a Texas commit.  If Texas message boards would not have been moderated by the Sino Ministry of Information back then it would have been a surprise to no one. 

I think that jerkoff DizzG is still expecting Perrilloux to Texas.

[satyanash 15637]

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Yep last cycle was the OL getting un-fucked..

 

[Vertigo 20500]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

When you pull in the two of the highest rated QBs of all time, you want to put them inside of fort knox. 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Vertigo

[UnhappilyMarried 842]

The Oregon poaching is perfect for us. They eat the lunch of our rivals who have weak NIL, but will still always lose their coaches to bigger schools when they start to find success 

[Horn Dog 10158]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

 

More picture of Herman from FAU press conference:

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

More picture of Herman from FAU press conference:

 

 

Middle right is either @HenryJames or @satyanash.

[Longhornlove 5213]

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

Phucked to Phenomenal 

[MirrOlure 15291]

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Oregon gave Texas Banks and Williams by firing Cristobal last cycle, and has taken top prospects from Baylor and OU this cycle. Especially love them flipping Baylor’s QB at the last minute, leaving Baylor scrambling.

I’m sure there will be a day down the line when this changes, but Oregon has been Texas‘s best friend the past couple years.

Wait....are you talking about the Dripping Springs QB?

[Chili dog 1810]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Wait....are you talking about the Dripping Springs QB?

Affirmative 

[realgreggym 838]

17 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think that jerkoff DizzG is still expecting Perrilloux to Texas.

Have you heard anything to the contrary?

[MirrOlure 15291]

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Affirmative 

Holy shit that is awesome!  

[WBT 20989]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

It's amazing how national writers choose not to draw the obvious conclusions about why top recruits were concentrating at top schools more than ever in the last few years before NIL

[D3zii 3942]

[Chili dog 1810]

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Holy shit that is awesome!  

Yeah, man. He fucked Baylor over good and proper. Went in dry like an Art Briles transfer. 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Chili dog

[Hookem2147 22040]

Gerry Hamilton shared today that he reached out to Will Muschamp when Choate was hired at Texas (Choate worked with Muschamp at Florida), and Muschamp said “I love Jeff Choate as a coach and as a person.”

Edited December 21, 2022 by Hookem2147

[HenryJames 67417]

Didn’t know Muschamp was gay.

[Reese Bennett 3663]

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Gerry Hamilton shared today that when Choate was hired at Texas, he reached out to Will Muschamp (Choate worked with Muschamp at Florida), and Muschamp said “I love Jeff Choate as a coach and as a person.”

Choate reached out to Muschamp to learn about Choate? That's weird.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

It isn't just a shoe! They make tracksuits as well.

[Wishbone 4958]

3 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

And all of it is ugly, IMO.

[Mother mopar 3387]

406 is Montana area code
4 (Gullette) + 0 (Burrell) + 6 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)

Higdon, is that you?

[Hookem2147 22040]

6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Choate reached out to Muschamp to learn about Choate? That's weird.

Ha. Edited.

[GTJ1982 439]

Sark interview on LHN definitely made it sound like he was/is expecting another WR commit today.  

[HenryJames 67417]

 

[utexas8 1711]

[Teryor 5009]

Sounds like Lane might have been processed by Lincoln which would make the Moore news make sense

[BurntOrange&White 41935]

I don’t believe Jakobi Lane has signed yet. 
 

 

[Poe It Up 126]

 

[ATLLonghorn 1118]

 

[HenryJames 67417]

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Sounds like Lane might have been processed by Lincoln which would make the Moore news make sense

[6th Street 6692]

I'll take it

[jeevsie 3789]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe I speak for everyone when I say that you knew today was signing day, and deciding to go through with a vacation/work trip/wedding/funeral was extremely selfish on your part, and I resent you for every ounce of this travesty. 

Cut the man some slack. It’s not like he’s posting about oofos

[Bigbend1812 13060]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

[JFKFC 4978]

Just now, jeevsie said:

Cut the man some slack. It’s not like he’s posting about oofos

Oofos signed with Oregon. 

[NoName 17163]

12 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

2 hours ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

406 is Montana area code
4 (Gullette) + 0 (Burrell) + 6 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)

Higdon, is that you?

no way. he only listed 4 numbers. Higs would have like 10, minimum.

[JBJ 3828]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

This means we potentially see Gavin Holmes cover Gavin Holmes against Baylor.  Can't wait for RG3's brilliant wordsmithing.

[Dbeasy 15603]

My view. Portal WR will create quite a stir, which would make it difficult to find an alternative to Moore if he ended up not signing after signing day. Thus the pressure on Moore to sign today, and if he doesn’t Texas goes plan B at HS WR instead of Moore. 

[gmr548 16702]

My view. Portal WR will create quite a stir, which would make it difficult to find an alternative to Moore if he ended up not signing after signing day. Thus the pressure on Moore to sign today, and if he doesn’t Texas goes plan B at HS WR instead of Moore. 

Staff liked Jakobi Lane more, if I remember correctly? If there is anything to the Lane stuff mentioned upthread, Moore may have been the Plan B and Texas could be going for their Plan A.

[Texas Wahoo 3631]

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

[Atticus 4221]

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

My view. Portal WR will create quite a stir, which would make it difficult to find an alternative to Moore if he ended up not signing after signing day. Thus the pressure on Moore to sign today, and if he doesn’t Texas goes plan B at HS WR instead of Moore. 

Texas isn't taking another HS WR this cycle if Moore/Lane don't sign now. Maybe an extra portal WR, maybe not

Edited December 21, 2022 by Atticus

[honolulu horn 6237]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wow.  Peyton Bowen just committed to Oregon.

What a huge signing day flip.  Fucking Will Stein, man.

 

HAHAHAHA.  Fuck Oklahoma.

We are really starting to see who the big players are going to be going forward, now that NIL is such a big influence on recruiting. And it ain't Oklahoma. Last thing I saw regarding their NIL was a panic attack bitchass tweet saying essentially "C'mon sooner nation, we're way behind our NIL donation goal!!" 

[satyanash 15637]

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

[DigglerontheHoof 21557]

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

JFC

[Vertuzzi 1426]

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Oh boy😂😂😂 God bless that tiny hillbilly’s heart

[stork642 4511]

51 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

More picture of Herman from FAU press conference:

 

You forgot 

 

Allegedly

[billfromlaketravis 11826]

5 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Terribly ironic. I believe Clemson used a church to funnel money to recruits for years and years.

[Strat 151]

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

[HenryJames 67417]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Terribly ironic. I believe Clemson used a church to funnel money to recruits for years and years.

In God We Trust is on the currency.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11826]

2 minutes ago, Strat said:

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

What's the story there? I've seen a couple places that mom was the issue/brick wall that prevented Texas from recruiting/landing Bowen. 0