Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Speculate…?

[South Austin 53231]

12 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

God is his copilot.

[RabidM 2758]

5 minutes ago, Strat said:

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

That's a dick move considering he was committed to ND. Still, fuck the Irish. I bet their board was interesting for a while. 

[closetojumping 65459]

15 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Staff liked Jakobi Lane more, if I remember correctly? If there is anything to the Lane stuff mentioned upthread, Moore may have been the Plan B and Texas could be going for their Plan A.

Notice how Texas was making a push and even went out and visited his high school, and then everything went silent? Some guys forget that they need to keep playing school while they're being recruited.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's the story there? I've seen a couple places that mom was the issue/brick wall that prevented Texas from recruiting/landing Bowen. 0

Uh, no. They fucked up his first visit to campus and he never really thought about Texas again. 

[UTEX_ME 4289]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

God is his copilot.

hanging in the Clemson locker room

[UDontKnow 10572]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

God is his copilot.

Lies. He let Jesus take the wheel. 

[The Dog 44862]

18 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

 

[UTEE97 3937]

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Speculate…?

She slept with Michelle Herman.

[UTEX_ME 4289]

The smirk on his face tells you he's been cooking this one for a while. 

[irishtexan 11712]

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

That's a dick move considering he was committed to ND. Still, fuck the Irish. I bet their board was interesting for a while. 

I'm all for "let the kids have fun" but this is a total immature dickhead move after stringing ND along (but also, kinda fuck ND). I hate the hat psych-out move in general. Do something original. Or bring back a classic. Sign your Letter of Intent from a hot tub surrounded by big-tiddied bitches like Derric Evans did in the 80s. That'd be a boss move. 

[MAGS® 400]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

So the players get a 10% cut of revenue?

Edited December 21, 2022 by MAGS®

[HenryJames 67417]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Uh, no. They fucked up his first visit to campus and he never really thought about Texas again. 

He sounds like a woman.

[Codaxx 6265]

14 minutes ago, Strat said:

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

Wouldnt you be? I would kick my kids ass, if they picked Oregon over ND and I hate ND

Edited December 21, 2022 by Codaxx

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

The long edge from the boot we offered mid-season is going to sparky

 

https://www.on3.com/db/ashley-williams-151498/recruiting/

[Nivek 17416]

23 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Jefferson Starship Airplane needs to cover this.

[conVINCEd 21477]

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I'm all for "let the kids have fun" but this is a total immature dickhead move after stringing ND along (but also, kinda fuck ND). I hate the hat psych-out move in general. Do something original. Or bring back a classic. Sign your Letter of Intent from a hot tub surrounded by big-tiddied bitches like Derric Evans did in the 80s. That'd be a boss move. 

How did that work out for Derric?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

Just now, HenryJames said:

He sounds like a woman.

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[TrashMaster G 18115]

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

Yeah, man. He fucked Baylor over good and proper. Went in dry like an Art Briles transfer. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

Gerry confirms academic issue may be driving Lane to ASU. 

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I would also accept “Benjamin Franklin’s name, image, and likeness.” Or at least his likeness. 

[irishtexan 11712]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

How did that work out for Derric?

Narrator: Not well...

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Over the course of one month in the spring of 1989, six Dallas Carter players, including Edwards and defensive back Derric Evans, were charged with committing a series of seven armed robberies in Dallas before being arrested.

 

[HenryJames 67417]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry confirms academic issue may be driving Lane to ASU. 

Isn't that why everyone goes to ASU?

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry confirms academic issue may be driving Lane to ASU. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

Just now, HenryJames said:

Isn't that why everyone goes to ASU?

I was dating a girl in Phoenix and applied to ASU to placate her. Got into Texas, waitlisted by ASU. One of the more inexplicable things that has ever happened to me, although Phoenix girl found meth so maybe there is a god

[BurntOrange&White 41935]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I was dating a girl in Phoenix and applied to ASU to placate her. Got into Texas, waitlisted by ASU. One of the more inexplicable things that has ever happened to me, although Phoenix girl found meth so maybe there is a god

I'd wager it would be invesed if she was a Texas resident.

[cafe society 2903]

30 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

[IDIOTsavant 8689]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Isn't that why everyone goes to ASU?

Let us not forget….

[RandomIdoit 739]

58 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

 

[texifornia 59023]

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Wouldnt you be? I would kick my kids ass, if they picked Oregon over ND and I hate ND

Really? Oregon is a solid school, and its alumni network is strong in some fun cities.

[Pato del Muerto 53543]

17 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Lies. He let Jesus take the wheel. 

The cheese wheel?

[JFKFC 4978]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oregon is a solid school

I don't think it is even a top 100 US News ranked school. 

[SimkinsMan 4555]

39 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

What a sanctimonious asshole. It will be fun to watch the slow death of the ACC as Dabo and his co-pilot attempt to remain relevant.

[Viper 12221]

37 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

I am 100% convinced this is something Hank Hill would say.

[JesusSweatDuck 18125]

37 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC

I mean, I think he's a douchebag too.

[texifornia 59023]

 

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I don't think it is even a top 100 US News ranked school. 

Hah, I guess growing up on the west coast, they always seemed to pull reasonably smart people and their alums seemed pretty consistently successful and put together.

[texifornia 59023]

 

[Getafix 29459]

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I was dating a girl in Phoenix and applied to ASU to placate her. Got into Texas, waitlisted by ASU. One of the more inexplicable things that has ever happened to me, although Phoenix girl found meth so maybe there is a god

 

 

 

 

 

[BigSwingingD 719]

37 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Fuck around and find out. The "manna from heaven" routine is going to get them wandering the wilderness for 40 years. 

We just got back from our 13 year tour.

[Michael Knight 13238]

2 hours ago, The Deuce said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

[Hook1997 5510]

7 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I don't think it is even a top 100 US News ranked school. 

Their list also has a&m infront of Baylor and SMU and Florida State and Miami ahead of all of them so….

[Viper 12221]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

Gerry must have been on the road or something, his camera usually looks better. I will disagree with you on Bobby though, I don't need to his face to be any higher in resolution

[NoName 17163]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

there is no excuse for anyone who livestreams more than a few times a month (meetings, podcasts, videos, etc) to not have a halfway decent camera + a light source.

looks like You Know Who has a decent camera but somehow the worst lighting situation of all 3 and has his monitor at a terrible angle.

just spend like 20 bucks for a ring light off of amazon, stop using the built in webcam in your laptop and put your webcam at the right level/height.

[JFKFC 4978]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

[Texas Flood 1385]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Well I wouldn’t blame him if he decides to stay home.

Edited December 21, 2022 by Texas Flood

[TrashMaster G 18115]

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

They're blurry in real life.

[Vito Andolini 9454]

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

Gammy?

[stork642 4511]

30 minutes ago, stork642 said:

You forgot 

 

Allegedly

Bigbend beat me to it.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12806]

5 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Well I wouldn’t blame him if he decides to stay home.

I hope he does it while floating around in an inner tube in that pool and drinking a mai tai.  

[C-Man 27792]

Fuck around and find out. The "manna from heaven" routine is going to get them wandering the wilderness for 40 years. 
We just got back from our 13 year tour.

Dabo is a dorky holier-than-thou Southern Baptist preacher/football coach. He talks a good/pious game even while cheating his balls off behind the scenes.

Hey, I’m cool with that. The missus is a Clemson grad and it’s given me something to cheer for while we wandered in the wilderness the last decade.

[Vermin 3171]

15 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

 

11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Cameras can't create teeth.

Edited December 21, 2022 by Vermin