Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[RGBIII 22798]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The Oregon poaching is perfect for us. They eat the lunch of our rivals who have weak NIL, but will still always lose their coaches to bigger schools when they start to find success 

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

[Vermin 3042]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

It’s not what Nike pays us. It’s what we bring into Nike. 

Is there a stream for Akana?

[RGBIII 22798]

4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

Ya that’s Pennie’s for both us and them. It’s name brand and recognition. Think we give a shit about 6.5? Hell Phil tried to help us land Urban Meyer lol goes way way way past this

[campcrunk 2346]

3 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s not about money, we’re miss informed. 
 

 

Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue

[Hornius Emeritus 12408]

6 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion.

Yeah but that's not all profit. 500 million or so goes to paying Cambodian sweatshop labor.

[cafe society 2836]

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Really? Oregon is a solid school, and its alumni network is strong in some fun cities.

I have two nephews that graduated from there and they both said that it's pretty meh, although they have both done very well for themselves.

[Vermin 3042]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue

[austintx 82]

Supposed Akana stream: 

 

[HtownHorn 14468]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s not what Nike pays us. It’s what we bring into Nike. 

Exactly. Even during our 10-year trip through the desert, Texas was still in the Top 1-2 in merchandise.

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

[alincoln 2364]

Akana to Texas

[TexEx15 17456]

Akana’s sister in banging!

[cafe society 2836]

31 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Their list also has a&m infront of Baylor and SMU and Florida State and Miami ahead of all of them so….

Their methodology does leave something to be desired.

[Vertigo 20265]

hahahahaha

 

[austintx 82]

We got him!

[Mo Horn 8807]

Got Akana

[Vertigo 20265]

Oklahoma and aggy just shit a brick. 

[NYBevo 1699]

gottem, lol fuck ou

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Akana in. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 Aloha!

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

[Da Fino 2729]

Woooo

[texifornia 56479]

Get fucked OU

[ClubWhatever 12086]

boowm

[Thiefery 4964]

#HOOKEM.. beautiful backdrop too..

[Teryor 4407]

Are the OU fans going to look in the mirror and ask how trash IT was right and why Brandon Drumm was wrong

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Based on that scenery, why would anyone ever leave Hawaii?

[Getafix 28398]

 

Edit - substituting commitment pic with ... 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Getafix

[Lonestar88 4585]

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

[tokamak 6350]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Our leis are so much better than aggy's leis

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Akana’s sister in banging!

 

[Okcool 782]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Get fucked OU

and aggy

[Laxtonto 11927]

So.... are we still bitching about out inability to recruit on defense? Does PK and Choate and crew still suck?

[Fondren & Main 6665]

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

Well, you can't spell "dumb broke ass motherfuckers" without O and U.

[Getafix 28398]

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17385]

16 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

You weren't a business major, were you?

[JFKFC 4878]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

[Vertigo 20265]

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Our leis are so much better than aggy's leis

I will have you know that one of those aggy leis is my wife sir... but yeah, no argument here. 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Vertigo

[texifornia 56479]

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

When it came down to "we believe in your football sell, now show us the money," everything evaporated.

[TheMailBox357 213]

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

I think the main difference between OU mods & Aggy mods are that Aggy mods are fuccing hacks while the OU mods are incompetent AF.

[stork642 4498]

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Got Akana

Can someone photoshop a double wide on fire floating in a river. 

[deech 2251]

6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

No class led by Roschon Johnson can be referred to as a disaster.  

[gmr548 16481]

Up to #3 in the composite. That’s probably the ceiling with what Bama and Georgia are out here pulling, but it’s, uh, acceptable.

[Tex Pete 20156]

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Based on that scenery, why would anyone ever leave Hawaii?

Hawaii is expensive and Hawaiians are generally assholes.*

 

* Not the Akana family, of course.

Edited December 21, 2022 by Tex Pete

[Teryor 4407]

Remarkable how we were able to get Lefau and Akana without any Polynesian ties on the staff

[Hmbre97 6297]

Akana savage AF for committing to the good guys while wearing the OU NIL Collective lei they sent him

[crum 524]

 

savage

[Llewelyn Moss 203]

1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

I forget who but someone called him “Football Joel Osteen” on Twitter and that just about nails it

[TexEx15 17456]

Using a clip of his sister serving the National Championship point.

 

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by TexEx15