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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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21 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The ESPN class ranking bugs the shit out of me. They’ve taken a credibility nose dive since Gerry left. 

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Fortunately, nobody gives a shit about their rankings.

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17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Fortunately, nobody gives a shit about their rankings.

Except my father who just texted me with “I didn’t realize how good OU’s class is and I thought ours was better. They’re ahead of us on ESPN. “

I then ran the old man over and he told me I was an asshole. I subscribe this guy to two of the services and he follows them, but the byline on ESPN fucking trumps everything for average joe. 

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42 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The ESPN class ranking bugs the shit out of me. They’ve taken a credibility nose dive since Gerry left. 

3rd Rivals 

3rd 247

4th On3

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8th ESPN

 

ESPN is the Liucci of rankings - lot of content and hype but ultimately no more relevant than pubes on a chin

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Except my father who just texted me with “I didn’t realize how good OU’s class is and I thought ours was better. They’re ahead of us on ESPN. “

I then ran the old man over and he told me I was an asshole. I subscribe this guy to two of the services and he follows them, but the byline on ESPN fucking trumps everything for average joe. 

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- Blair Angulo (247) put in a CB (5 conf.) for Duce Robinson, to Georgia.  
- He says Duce will not sign until Feb, and talks about the MLB draft, etc..
- Says this about Texas/Duce
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Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/
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52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Except my father who just texted me with “I didn’t realize how good OU’s class is and I thought ours was better. They’re ahead of us on ESPN. “

I then ran the old man over and he told me I was an asshole. I subscribe this guy to two of the services and he follows them, but the byline on ESPN fucking trumps everything for average joe. 

Just saw this. I’m glad I’m logged in on my iPad. I could have damaged my keyboard otherwise.

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21 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

Which program? Or is that another reason you need to hunt down Dan’s story?

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40 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

 

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Which program? Or is that another reason you need to hunt down Dan’s story?

Given that they were at a Clemson game, both strongly considered/are considering Georgia, and Arch committed to Texas, I believe the most likely mystery program is one that became an also ran in both recruitments.

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Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

That blurb said Arch and Duce met on an unofficial visit to Clemson during the summer so it couldn’t have been when Dan met them. I assume that was right before Dan/Jake had Duce and his dad on The Hang Zone, yes?
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Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

Dan is an aggy lover with a sandy vag. I wouldn’t believe what he says if it’s a story shitting on Texas.

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He was on OB early in the NSD show and he said UGA and UT were in the mix for him.. He talked about the relationship Arch and Duce had.. but I didn't get the sense that we lead for him when he was talking about Duce recruitment.. we are just a major player

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