Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Napoleon 8831]

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Star Trek jerseys. Well done shitty Adidas! 

American football isn’t adidas’ sport, but the company ain’t shitty.

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

I wish I could read the name and numbers on these jerseys. Holy shit those light grey with the bright letters/numbers is bad

[TheMailBox357 213]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Not exactly. They were fine after assessing Tyler Scott on campus with him going somewhere else if they were putting an aggressive NIL pitch in front of him. It wasn’t a crazy deal from Auburn. 

So the UT staff didn't feel Tyler Scott was a must have recruit after assessing on his OV?

[MH BEVO 1265]

Niblett laid out for the ball. YOU CANT COACH THAT… apparently. 

[Strat 151]

That wasnt Hill on fumble, he actually missed the tackle.  Otherwise he looks great, tipped ball in coverage. And he put a lick on thr QB right as he was throwing it on the first drive. His speed is easy to see, but also seems to always be in the right spot.

[Bevo 13870]

3 minutes ago, Strat said:

That wasnt Hill on fumble, he actually missed the tackle.  Otherwise he looks great, tipped ball in coverage. And he put a lick on thr QB right as he was throwing it on the first drive. His speed is easy to see, but also seems to always be in the right spot.

Is he on the grey and green or the green and green?

[Vito Andolini 9450]

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

[Anton Chigurh 3335]

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

[BornAndRaised 12876]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

Jordan Hall 

[Strat 151]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is he on the grey and green or the green and green?

Hes #6 and wearing 2 green sleeves. 

[Getafix 29459]

 

Oops ... posted this by mistake.  Too late!  So sorry ... 

 

 

[MirrOlure 15271]

Do these announcers ever shut the fuck up?

[Hook1997 5509]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Oops ... posted this by mistake.  Too late!  So sorry ... 

 

 

Why did they need a segment for her basically just saying Go Georgia in the Nation Championship?  

Edited January 7, 2023 by Hook1997

[BornAndRaised 12876]

I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

The best part is their reasoning they used as to why those players were transferring out.....what a log jam.

[crash_davis 23470]

Dante Moore looks pretty damn good. UCLA should be happy.

[ATXhorn17 1677]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

The announcers really just said “A&M was a victim of their own success in ‘22. It scared off all the ‘23 ‘cruits”. 💀

Yeahhhhhh

[Victor Lazlo 1812]

Announcer making excuses for aggy recruiting this year. Just so stupid.

 

[ATXhorn17 1677]

I really can’t stand that the bum fucks in Alabama and Georgia have run college football the past decade plus. It needs to end.

[billfromlaketravis 11818]

Novosad looks not great.

[HenryJames 67335]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Novosad looks not great.

Big jump in competition.

[Pato del Muerto 53469]

So the aggy 22 class has scared off the 20, 21, and 23 classes?  Not sure the ROI is there if that was actually the case. 

[Butch Had Not 3060]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Justin Wells has the worst poker face I’ve ever seen, and he’s been grinning like the Cheshire Cat whenever the subject of McDonald comes up, so it’s gotta be Texas, or he’s completely bamboozled. 

He had that face during the Jalen hale recruitment.  He was fed a bunch of shit.

[ATXhorn17 1677]

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

[HtownHorn 15230]

40 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Dante Moore looks pretty damn good. UCLA should be happy.

They got him to flip late from Oregon? Which lead to Oregon flipping Novosad.

[Nope 3151]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

Actual people

[billfromlaketravis 11818]

Novosad not being an aggy continues to be hilarious. 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Novosad is so bad, he could have been a QB in the Under Armour game.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Vito Andolini

[Newy25 7916]

How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

[HtownHorn 15230]

When does McDonald announce?

[Radical Larry 28820]

How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

Because they thought they were going to flip Malachi Nelson.

[BigHornedLurker 2169]

9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

Parents , teachers , coaches etc

 

Real people that helped them along their way ? 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

“How ardently did Coach Prime pursue you?”:

Is this the SAT?

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Pimpton sighting

Edited to add, someone needs to tell the QB that trying to look exactly like Zach Wilson may not be the best thing these days.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Vito Andolini

[billfromlaketravis 11818]

Sigh, Pimpton. I hope they get this one right. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2207]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Sigh, Pimpton. I hope they get this one right. 

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[ATXhorn17 1677]

Imagine your son committing to Vanderbilt… And then throwing that away for academic powerhouse, LSU.

I’d disown him.

Edited January 7, 2023 by ATXhorn17

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

These announcers are so stupid. The SEC is now recruiting more nationally

 

Bama/Georgia have been doing it for years already stfu.

 

 

East coach is coaching this like it's an actual football game. West coach coaching like it's an all-star game.

Edited January 7, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

x2 post

Edited January 7, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[Newy25 7916]

2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Imagine your son committing to Vanderbilt… And then throwing that away for academic powerhouse, LSU.

I’d disown him.

Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity. 

[Gil Bang 26235]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

American football isn’t adidas’ sport, but the company ain’t shitty.

"Soccer was invented by European ladies so they'd have something to do while their husbands made dinner"

Hank Hill

Edited January 7, 2023 by Gil Bang

[Frank Drebin 5837]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity. 

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Sharonika? 

[Harvdog 2417]

Best name ever….there was a cashier at Harare’s in New Orleans…she was about 4 bills and her name was Tama’sharonda. It was 3 in the morning, I was cashing out and I did a double take.  Greatest name ever 

[ATXhorn17 1677]

7 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

Eh, I think choosing Vanderbilt is a sign that you DO HAVE a functioning brain lol…

LSU is great until you’re un-drafted with only half of an elementary ed degree in-hand. But sure, there’s the 1-5% chance you might get drafted.

Edited January 7, 2023 by ATXhorn17

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Eh, I think choosing Vanderbilt is a sign that you DO HAVE a functioning brain lol…

LSU is great until you’re un-drafted with only half of an elementary ed degree in-hand.

A LSU degree can get you a job just about anywhere in Houston....ton of alumni. Being a former NCAA athlete also helps as quite a few companies like hiring those types. And it's all about you as a person, your work ethic, and etc.

Edited January 7, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[LOHorn 277]

6 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

All depends if you think your son is going to the NFL. But if he just going to play football abd then go on to regular life, then Vandy all the way. 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

West doesn’t even look like they have defensive players on the field at times. 

[Getafix 29459]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A LSU degree can get you a job just about anywhere in Houston

 

 

Not with this guy, though ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 41848]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

 

Not with this guy, though ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

 

If I'm not mistaken he's said before that he's hired multiple people with LSU degrees and they've been good. He's also had bad experiences with people who have Texas degrees.