Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Napoleon 8663]

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Star Trek jerseys. Well done shitty Adidas! 

American football isn’t adidas’ sport, but the company ain’t shitty.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

I wish I could read the name and numbers on these jerseys. Holy shit those light grey with the bright letters/numbers is bad

[TheMailBox357 213]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Not exactly. They were fine after assessing Tyler Scott on campus with him going somewhere else if they were putting an aggressive NIL pitch in front of him. It wasn’t a crazy deal from Auburn. 

So the UT staff didn't feel Tyler Scott was a must have recruit after assessing on his OV?

[MH BEVO 1265]

Niblett laid out for the ball. YOU CANT COACH THAT… apparently. 

[Strat 149]

That wasnt Hill on fumble, he actually missed the tackle.  Otherwise he looks great, tipped ball in coverage. And he put a lick on thr QB right as he was throwing it on the first drive. His speed is easy to see, but also seems to always be in the right spot.

[Bevo 13569]

3 minutes ago, Strat said:

That wasnt Hill on fumble, he actually missed the tackle.  Otherwise he looks great, tipped ball in coverage. And he put a lick on thr QB right as he was throwing it on the first drive. His speed is easy to see, but also seems to always be in the right spot.

Is he on the grey and green or the green and green?

[Vito Andolini 9125]

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

[BornAndRaised 12281]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

Jordan Hall 

[Strat 149]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is he on the grey and green or the green and green?

Hes #6 and wearing 2 green sleeves. 

[Getafix 28568]

 

Oops ... posted this by mistake.  Too late!  So sorry ... 

 

 

[MirrOlure 14760]

Do these announcers ever shut the fuck up?

[Hook1997 5351]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Oops ... posted this by mistake.  Too late!  So sorry ... 

 

 

Why did they need a segment for her basically just saying Go Georgia in the Nation Championship?  

Edited January 7, 2023 by Hook1997

[BornAndRaised 12281]

I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

The best part is their reasoning they used as to why those players were transferring out.....what a log jam.

[crash_davis 23102]

Dante Moore looks pretty damn good. UCLA should be happy.

[ATXhorn17 1617]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

The announcers really just said “A&M was a victim of their own success in ‘22. It scared off all the ‘23 ‘cruits”. 💀

Yeahhhhhh

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

Announcer making excuses for aggy recruiting this year. Just so stupid.

 

[ATXhorn17 1617]

I really can’t stand that the bum fucks in Alabama and Georgia have run college football the past decade plus. It needs to end.

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Novosad looks not great.

[HenryJames 66038]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Novosad looks not great.

Big jump in competition.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

So the aggy 22 class has scared off the 20, 21, and 23 classes?  Not sure the ROI is there if that was actually the case. 

[Butch Had Not 2969]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Justin Wells has the worst poker face I’ve ever seen, and he’s been grinning like the Cheshire Cat whenever the subject of McDonald comes up, so it’s gotta be Texas, or he’s completely bamboozled. 

He had that face during the Jalen hale recruitment.  He was fed a bunch of shit.

[ATXhorn17 1617]

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

[HtownHorn 14670]

40 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Dante Moore looks pretty damn good. UCLA should be happy.

They got him to flip late from Oregon? Which lead to Oregon flipping Novosad.

[Nope 3114]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

Actual people

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Novosad not being an aggy continues to be hilarious. 

[Vito Andolini 9125]

Novosad is so bad, he could have been a QB in the Under Armour game.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Vito Andolini

[Newy25 7668]

How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

[HtownHorn 14670]

When does McDonald announce?

[Radical Larry 28566]

How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

Because they thought they were going to flip Malachi Nelson.

[BigHornedLurker 1935]

9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

Parents , teachers , coaches etc

 

Real people that helped them along their way ? 

[Vito Andolini 9125]

“How ardently did Coach Prime pursue you?”:

Is this the SAT?

[Vito Andolini 9125]

Pimpton sighting

Edited to add, someone needs to tell the QB that trying to look exactly like Zach Wilson may not be the best thing these days.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Vito Andolini

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Sigh, Pimpton. I hope they get this one right. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Sigh, Pimpton. I hope they get this one right. 

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[ATXhorn17 1617]

Imagine your son committing to Vanderbilt… And then throwing that away for academic powerhouse, LSU.

I’d disown him.

Edited January 7, 2023 by ATXhorn17

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

These announcers are so stupid. The SEC is now recruiting more nationally

 

Bama/Georgia have been doing it for years already stfu.

 

 

East coach is coaching this like it's an actual football game. West coach coaching like it's an all-star game.

Edited January 7, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

x2 post

Edited January 7, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[Newy25 7668]

2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Imagine your son committing to Vanderbilt… And then throwing that away for academic powerhouse, LSU.

I’d disown him.

Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity. 

[Gil Bang 25922]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

American football isn’t adidas’ sport, but the company ain’t shitty.

"Soccer was invented by European ladies so they'd have something to do while their husbands made dinner"

Hank Hill

Edited January 7, 2023 by Gil Bang

[Frank Drebin 5660]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity. 

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Sharonika? 

[Harvdog 2287]

Best name ever….there was a cashier at Harare’s in New Orleans…she was about 4 bills and her name was Tama’sharonda. It was 3 in the morning, I was cashing out and I did a double take.  Greatest name ever 

[ATXhorn17 1617]

7 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

Eh, I think choosing Vanderbilt is a sign that you DO HAVE a functioning brain lol…

LSU is great until you’re un-drafted with only half of an elementary ed degree in-hand. But sure, there’s the 1-5% chance you might get drafted.

Edited January 7, 2023 by ATXhorn17

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Eh, I think choosing Vanderbilt is a sign that you DO HAVE a functioning brain lol…

LSU is great until you’re un-drafted with only half of an elementary ed degree in-hand.

A LSU degree can get you a job just about anywhere in Houston....ton of alumni. Being a former NCAA athlete also helps as quite a few companies like hiring those types. And it's all about you as a person, your work ethic, and etc.

Edited January 7, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[LOHorn 277]

6 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

All depends if you think your son is going to the NFL. But if he just going to play football abd then go on to regular life, then Vandy all the way. 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

West doesn’t even look like they have defensive players on the field at times. 

[Getafix 28568]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A LSU degree can get you a job just about anywhere in Houston

 

 

Not with this guy, though ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

 

Not with this guy, though ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

 

If I'm not mistaken he's said before that he's hired multiple people with LSU degrees and they've been good. He's also had bad experiences with people who have Texas degrees.