Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

[Vertigo 20276]

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

[Zhorn96 1773]

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

Im usually all about the titties but gawd damn

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

yeah sure, I mean if that’s your thing… to each his own, I guess. 

[Junior Bonner 6242]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

Great googly moogly!! 

[1leggedduck 443]

I would require a tongue transplant in short order.

[utfan87 408]

How do I block futureman? 

[futureman 22444]

9 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

How do I block futureman? 

just cut your dick off and immamac alters the code for you. 

[Getafix 28568]

The title just made me cackle immoderately.

 

 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

The title just made me cackle immoderately.

 

 

[Junior Bonner 6242]

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Edited January 11, 2023 by Junior Bonner

[Junior Bonner 6242]

9 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Holy shit. Spoiler that abomination.

[Mdhorn 5947]

4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

All he needed was a chefs hat and a white shirt:

[Funk Doctor Spock 12180]

On 1/9/2023 at 4:56 PM, BornAndRaised said:

I don't see ads. I have the 350 club and burnt ends

Samesies

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

11 hours ago, utfan87 said:

How do I block futureman? 

Account -> Ignored Users

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Florida sucks.

 

[irishtexan 11515]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

I wonder how he's going to justify this one.

Rashada: "The university of Florida promised me $1.5 million but now they say they don't have it"

NCAA: "That's illegal under NIL"

Rashada and Florida: "uhhhhhh........................."

[UDontKnow 10441]

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

 

https://www.on3.com/db/jaden-rashada-52678/

 

GO BROKE GATORS!

 

[AP101S 1480]

 

Edited January 11, 2023 by AP101S

[MH BEVO 1265]

6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

Is he going to skedoodle back on over to Miami? 

[Vertigo 20276]

22 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

"Hey Mr Boosters, I know I shit the bed this season. Yeah... My bad.. We got this shiny new OC though, and literally no QB depth. Hows about you wrangle up 13m so we can get us a #RashadaToCStat. Thanks Mr Boosters, I'll wait for the check."

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Hookem2147 21200]

 

[Duane Moore 5237]

20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

That is so sad

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

That is so sad

I imagine it's the same for a lot of cfb coaches just getting left on read. But fuck Valai.

[Duane Moore 5237]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I imagine it's the same for a lot of cfb coaches just getting left on read. But fuck Valai.

Yeah, I’m sure he’s far from the only one that has happened to. It is just one of the aspects of the job that is so demeaning, having to chase after these flighty and fickle high school kids. 

Edited January 14, 2023 by Duane Moore

[Tex-19 2872]

If tweeting at recruits is bad, what's the view on asking recruits for text screenshots with coaches then posting them and tagging the recruit? Sheesh that Doc guy needs to take a break

[Junior Bonner 6242]

LOL

Edited January 14, 2023 by Junior Bonner

[Vertigo 20276]

5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL

Isa knows she just wanted to show the nation her nails. Don't lie..

[BornAndRaised 12281]

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

If tweeting at recruits is bad, what's the view on asking recruits for text screenshots with coaches then posting them and tagging the recruit? Sheesh that Doc guy needs to take a break

generally speaking. very bad. I'm fairly active on twitter, and I only sometimes engage in the hashtags like #AntToAustin that was done a few times. However, that being said, Johntay has been very open about how badly OU wanted him, and has responded to several OU trolls on twitter. I think this was a mutual thing with a UT fan with too much time on their hands.

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Isa knows she just wanted to show the nation her nails. Don't lie..

[TheBryMan81 2508]

It's already been picked up by several nation wide Twitter accounts lol

I guess that's a good thing for Arch... If he ever loses anything, all he has to do is check his Twitter mentions.

 

[The Gimp 346]

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL

Isa is the best pickpocket on San Jacinto.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

 

[horny_gunman 137]

LOL

So…. He dropped it at Isa’s place? Good thing Major isn’t on staff - or should be?

[Zhorn96 1773]

52 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:

So…. He dropped it at Isa’s place? Good thing Major isn’t on staff - or should be?

I hope not… those are some man hands

[El Compadre 766]

9 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL

 

4 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

I hope not… those are some man hands

 

[tejas60 3532]

14 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL

he don't need no steeenkin badges!

[Leanderman 2275]

"So…. He dropped it at Isa’s place? Good thing Major isn’t on staff - or should be?"

Perhaps South Austin's mom found it somewhere?

[RomaVicta 29902]

On 1/10/2023 at 2:01 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

Being a literalist is dangerous. Being an absurdist divine.

[RomaVicta 29902]

On 1/10/2023 at 6:37 PM, TotallyLegit said:

Laces out.

Shake with your right hand.

Shirt tail on the outside.

[pacman 7355]

14 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Isa is the best pickpocket on San Jacinto.

Those meaty sausage fingers aren't picking anybody's pocket without getting detected.

 

[Teryor 4450]

 

No idea if this is a PWO offer, I'd assume it is, but he's a punter

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

2 hours ago, Teryor said:

 

No idea if this is a PWO offer, I'd assume it is, but he's a punter

Wells confirmed this is indeed a PWO.

[campcrunk 2438]

On 1/11/2023 at 4:12 PM, irishtexan said:

I wonder how he's going to justify this one.

Rashada: "The university of Florida promised me $1.5 million but now they say they don't have it"

NCAA: "That's illegal under NIL"

Rashada and Florida: "uhhhhhh........................."

Apparently, they actually promised him $13 million (I'm assuming over 4 years). And it looks like the booster who put that money up may have breached a contract by withdrawing it so I'd imagine there's a good chance that Rashada will file suit. What a completely massive fuck up by Florida. And other schools bitch about our boosters...

https://theathletic.com/4087681/2023/01/13/jaden-rashada-florida-gators-football/

 

Edit: you also have to wonder what this does to the Lagway recruitment

Edited January 15, 2023 by campcrunk

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Can you win a suit over a party backing out of an impermissible contract?  What’s the remedy?

[campcrunk 2438]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can you win a suit over a party backing out of an impermissible contract?  What’s the remedy?

I guess it would depend (standard legal answer). I'd think there might be "unclean hands" defense to assert, maybe? On the other hand, if it's permissible under Florida law, that might not work even if it's not permitted under NCAA guidelines. But I'm not a contracts lawyer and, even if I was, I don't know anything about the contract itself or Florida law, so I have no idea

[Vertigo 20276]

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Apparently, they actually promised him $13 million (I'm assuming over 4 years). And it looks like the booster who put that money up may have breached a contract by withdrawing it so I'd imagine there's a good chance that Rashada will file suit. What a completely massive fuck up by Florida. And other schools bitch about our boosters...

https://theathletic.com/4087681/2023/01/13/jaden-rashada-florida-gators-football/

 

Edit: you also have to wonder what this does to the Lagway recruitment

Guaranteeing 13 million to a kid coming in, and then having a better guy in the next class committed in Lagway seems like a recipe for disaster. I am sure the boosters figured this out. It's a bad look, but I think they did the right thing long term. 13 million was way out of bounds. That Niko kid only got 2 mil per year and I think he may have been the highest paid guy. Arch could command 13, but he would have national sponsorships.

Edited January 15, 2023 by Vertigo

[Vito Andolini 9125]

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the remedy?

A bad song by a guy in a hat.