Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In LSU's Ass

[Yuk 1,612]

Hire Huckleberry. He'll tutor you on how to plural words ending in "y".

The plural of aggy is aggy.

[Vertigo 20,461]

1 hour ago, GumboPot said:

There is a lot of BS in your post and little substance.  How do you feel about match-ups?

LSU O-Line versus UT D-Line?

Will UT's backup RBs have the smarts to recognize and pick up Dave Aranda's blitz packages?

You know that 2nd TD pass in the LaTech game by Ehlinger gets picked off by LSU DBs, right?

How do you feel about UT DBs matching up with LSU WRs?

 

I hope Herman's game plan it to test our freshman corner Stingley.  Do you realize Stingley played on the 7 versus 7 circuit since eight grade against your wide receivers?  The point is, he knows them already. Oh, and please kick to Stingley on punts. 

 

How to feel about our DL matched up against your OL?  Do you realize that our NT Tyler Shelvin is playing himself into a 1st round pick in a couple of years and he is backed up by two very talented freshman in Ika and Evans. Furthermore the depth at NT has allowed Fehoko to move to DE in Aranda's 3-4.

 

I also don't think you realize the depth LSU has at LB.  You will know the name "Jacoby Stevens" by the end of the game.  

[utee94 16,066]

24 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

So what do you think about the the game this weekend between LSU and UT?

I don't think you're as bad as the last few LSU posters/trolls we've had around here, so I'm going to help you out:

Goodbye, and good luck.

[Rhinotx 506]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

They’re effectively taking anyone from Louisiana that can sign their name on the application.

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To be fair in Louisiana that is a high bar. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I do wonder why LSU is talking so much shit about this game. It's like they are trying to convince themselves that they are really good. Usually bullies talk shit, get hit in the mouth and shrivel up.

This is where I am.  Very bizarre behavior by LSU that comes across as trying to convince themselves that they’re not the paper tiger they know they are.  Feigned bravado and nervous laughter echoing from their end.  I expect them to make a lot of mistakes trying to play up to their self-created hype, including a good number of stupid penalties.  

[zzz 199]

1 hour ago, GumboPot said:

There is a lot of BS in your post and little substance.  How do you feel about match-ups?

LSU O-Line versus UT D-Line?

Will UT's backup RBs have the smarts to recognize and pick up Dave Aranda's blitz packages?

You know that 2nd TD pass in the LaTech game by Ehlinger gets picked off by LSU DBs, right?

How do you feel about UT DBs matching up with LSU WRs?

 

I hope Herman's game plan it to test our freshman corner Stingley.  Do you realize Stingley played on the 7 versus 7 circuit since eight grade against your wide receivers?  The point is, he knows them already. Oh, and please kick to Stingley on punts. 

 

How to feel about our DL matched up against your OL?  Do you realize that our NT Tyler Shelvin is playing himself into a 1st round pick in a couple of years and he is backed up by two very talented freshman in Ika and Evans. Furthermore the depth at NT has allowed Fehoko to move to DE in Aranda's 3-4.

 

I also don't think you realize the depth LSU has at LB.  You will know the name "Jacoby Stevens" by the end of the game.  

the welcome corn dog thread is that way ----------->

[wood 11,747]

15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Serious question: are you “special”?  Because I don’t want to make fun of a special needs person.

[GumboPot 147]

3 minutes ago, Yuk said:

 

The plural of aggy is aggy.

 

This is actually kind of interesting.  Is there a controversy between UT and aTm on the spelling of aggy?  Because aTm uses "Aggie" or "Aggies".  https://www.tamu.edu/traditions/aggie-culture/aggie-terminology/

[Davis Lane 5,978]

[Istian 241]

Just now, GumboPot said:

This is actually kind of interesting.  Is there a controversy between UT and aTm on the spelling of aggy?  Because aTm uses "Aggie" or "Aggies".  https://www.tamu.edu/traditions/aggie-culture/aggie-terminology/

Not that you deserve an explanation, but http://aggypedia.com/wiki/Main_Page is a good starting point. Dipshit.

[wood 11,747]

... and there it is.

[Dr Grind 122]

Is the fact that Tom Herman is possibly a muslim going to be too much of a distraction to the team?  I know most teams couldn't handle this type of shockwave!!!!  I personally have no problem with Muslims but I know a lot of college football fans do!!  Tom just announce it already!!!!

Edited September 5, 2019 by Dr Grind

[futureman 22,664]

2 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is the fact that Tom Herman is possibly a muslim going to be too much of a distraction to the team?  I know most teams couldn't handle this type of shockwave!!!!  I personally have no problem with Muslims but I know a lot of college football fans do!!  Tom just announce it already!!!!

fuck. yes. 

[Orange&White 5,563]

4 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is the fact that Tom Herman is possibly a muslim going to be too much of a distraction to the team?  I know most teams couldn't handle this type of shockwave!!!!  I personally have no problem with Muslims but I know a lot of college football fans do!!  Tom just announce it already!!!!

I've personally never seen his birth certificate, so I absolutely cannot refute this.

[Dr Grind 122]

He does kiss 72 virgins every saturday!!!

[utee94 16,066]

Being a Muslim ain't no thang in 2019.

I'd only worry about our team if Tupac were to die suddenly.

 

 

 

[Machinator 32,102]

Trust this guy, he's a doctor.

[futureman 22,664]

1 minute ago, Dr Grind said:

He does kiss 72 virgins every saturday!!!

not bad

[Rimbo 26,853]

[GumboPot 147]

5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I don't think you're as bad as the last few LSU posters/trolls we've had around here, so I'm going to help you out:

Goodbye, and good luck.

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

[Tony Two K 605]

14 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is the fact that Tom Herman is possibly a muslim going to be too much of a distraction to the team?  I know most teams couldn't handle this type of shockwave!!!!  I personally have no problem with Muslims but I know a lot of college football fans do!!  Tom just announce it already!!!!

حسنا. بارد ، وربطها!

[Revolution512 1,512]

13 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

He does kiss 72 virgins every saturday!!!

Welcome, you belong.

[tantric superman 4,668]

I like the cut of the OP's and everyone's jigs.

[Blotto 23,974]

4 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

How bout you post that response in the actual analysis thread you fucking retard. This here thread is for discussing our d-line running a train on your wife and wiping their dicks on Coach O's upper lip. 

[Viper 12,212]

10 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

Look you special needs gumbo sweating dipshit, that link was posted for you to go have that discussion over there. I know this board may be hard to understand for you because it's not written in crayon, but please try to keep up.

[Girdwood 118]

10 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

LSU eeked out 3.7 YPC against Georgia So. Please tell me more about this vaunted  “much improved” running game.

P.S. It’s not.

[DudeBro2 29]

ClosetoJumping, that was a nice Soliloquy! And you are correct sir the requirements regarding GPA & ACT scores for entry into LSU are lower than the requirements at UT and some other major conferences! And at the end of the day, the diploma’s are worth the same in the business world, which is all that matters!! 🤣🤣🤣

In regards to the game this Saturday, you are gonna be extra pissed when these “according to you” dumb coonasses get finished tapping that Texas ass!! 😉🤫

 

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

13 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

It's not that difficult to figure out. You can't really be this regarded...

[Texasrocks 2,246]

3 minutes ago, DudeBro2 said:

you are correct sir the requirements regarding GPA & ACT scores for entry into LSU are lower than the requirements at UT and some other major conferences!

 

You can't spell semi-literate without L.S.U.

[OU Sucks 9,325]

20 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

Burrow isn't the only QB in college football whose passing completion % goes down by throwing the ball away.

[utee94 16,066]

22 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

Good Lord.

Well, nobody can say I didn't try to help.

[Valmy77 13,567]

40 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

This is actually kind of interesting.  Is there a controversy between UT and aTm on the spelling of aggy?  Because aTm uses "Aggie" or "Aggies".  https://www.tamu.edu/traditions/aggie-culture/aggie-terminology/

It is not really that interesting.

[formermav43 4,607]

9 minutes ago, DudeBro2 said:

ClosetoJumping, that was a nice Soliloquy! And you are correct sir the requirements regarding GPA & ACT scores for entry into LSU are lower than the requirements at UT and some other major conferences! And at the end of the day, the diploma’s are worth the same in the business world, which is all that matters!! 🤣🤣🤣

 

Must be an LSU English major. 

Edited September 5, 2019 by formermav43

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

4 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

You can't spell semi-literate without L.S.U.

Evidently, you can't spell it without exclamation points, either.

[Thiefery 5,108]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

One of the great things about being a Texas fan is that the football team plays at least 10 P5 teams each year. I heard some SEC honk on XM 84 mention recently that Georgia is really showing the world who’s the balls by playing an amazing 10 P5 games this year.

“Wow. I’m sexually aroused, Commander.”

You know who else plays 10 P5 games this year? Every fucking Pac 12, Big 10, and Big 12 team in existence, you myopic fuck. These fucking clowns have gone so deep into their own fart-huffing that they forgot that the sport is actually played beyond the range of their backwater region.

Anyway, part of what’s great about how Texas plays its 10 P5 games is that the 10^th game is damned near always against a worthy opponent with a well-known brand. This year is no different, as the horns don their gear this Saturday to face a powerful foe in the LSU Tigers. It should be a great match-up and fun Saturday night. And by that, I mean I expect Texas to stomp a deep and dirty mudhole painfully into the ass of these Cajun hillbillies and send them packing back to the swampy nether regions faster than you can spot corruption in their state government.

“But closetojumping, LSU’s student athletes are among the elite in college sports!”

First of all, let’s be clear about something, I don’t think LSU is even an accredited university. The trolls showing up to this site, and anyone who’s ever read TigerDroppings can also attest, simply reflect the concept that LSU isn’t an actual school, therefore these are not “Student” Athletes that UT is playing. Look at the facts:

-LSU has an application acceptance rate of 74%. The literacy rate for the state of Louisiana most recently posted at 69% according to the Department of Education. Basic math says this is an open-enrollment school creating vocational opportunities for the literate and semi-literate in its home state. They’re effectively taking anyone from Louisiana that can sign their name on the application.

-The admission standards and average SAT scores accepted into LSU are lower than the NCAA eligibility requirements for true freshmen student athletes entering into its FBS schools. A state of Texas GED is an acceptable posting of the documents required for acceptance into LSU.

Given this data, it’s reasonable to assess that LSU’s football team is in effect a local team of mercenaries that do not face the same academic and educational responsibilities that any of their opponents besides Ole Miss, Auburn, and Mississippi State will face. So they’re not to be called student-athletes, and they’re able to show up competing with that advantage against Texas. I still like where we sit against them and their fans, both in this game and in life.

“closetojumping, you seem awfully bullish about Texas facing a team with a new offensive juggernaut of an offense that dismantled a mighty 10 win team last weekend.”

I keep hearing a couple of refrains from LSU visitors, the media talking heads, and the coelenterates cloaked in UT gear that surface themselves on the boards and at the proverbial water cooler. The mighty new offense is one of the bigger talking points as to why Texas shouldn’t even bother showing up this weekend.

So LSU hired a guy that’s never actually been a coordinator of any sort and shoved him into the pedestrian Ensminger’s thinking, and asked those two to have a football baby. And we’re supposed to be concerned, especially after watching LSU publicly buttfuck the wizards of GA Southern. “Hey, GAS won 10 games last year, they’re strong.” Right. Their best win last year was against Appalachian State. They were blown out by ULM. So, no, pummeling a shithole team from the Sun Belt doesn’t do anything for me. I realize, given LSU’s troubles with the Sun Belt, this is a step up, like going from using an outhouse to having indoor plumbing.

A wise philosopher once said that everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. Installing a new offense with a nonbelieving head coach that panics when he sees his offenses actively using motion faces more peril than what a cupcake can present. When Texas sends LSU back to the sidelines after a couple of 3 and outs, let’s see how much resolve Brady and Ensminger have when Baron von Edward Beauregard Orgeron is heaving red bull and dirty rice flavored, spittle-loaded invective in their direction and regressing the offense back to 3 yards and a cloud of dust. Orgeron’s loomed like a gargoyle over the offensive strategy of his staff in every season of every stop he’s made as a head coach. It’s difficult to fathom that he’s shaken that monkey in one offseason because an analyst from the Saints was hired.

The oldest running joke in college football is that LSU has opened up its offense. That punchline will be toasted again in the late hours of Saturday night.

“CTJ, these LSU boys got that swagger though!!! They Sposed to be SEC!!!”

A team hasn’t talked this much shit about an opponent since Miami prepared to face Penn State in the 1987 Fiesta Bowl. The media has certainly bathed LSU in Sazerac-flavored glory as the LSU idiots have fed them sound byte after sound byte.

K’Lavon Chaisson and his 3 career sacks has pulled up in his shit smelling clown car and spouted off at the mouth to anyone who will listen. This guy must still be pissed that Tom Herman took up residence in his home for 8 hours and subjected him to bingewatching Friends.

One of the linebackers has announced that they’re going to run over Sam Cosmi in 10 different ways. I can’t remember which one said it, and while my understanding is that their LB corps is apparently on par with 70’s Steelers, I don’t see a single fucking one that can sniff Devin White’s jock, and he’s long gone.

Their entire DB unit has collectively rubbed its sandy vagina and moaned that Texas, a program that has put more than 60 DBs into the league, has the temerity to continue to claim a moniker that UT’s been using for 3 decades. The LSU DBs are hurt because history apparently started with Patrick Peterson and the fucking Honey Badger. Right. Sorry, LSU, we forgot you were there.

All of the shit talking and chest beating is the same false bravado we witnessed in our last 2 endeavors against overrated SEC teams. They’re fucking great because they say they are. It’s got all the markings of a situation in which a team shows up, throws their helmets out on the field, and says “okay, we’re here, give us the W”. As Texas fans, we know it all too well, having seen that bullshit start with overhype at the turn of the decade and the UT teams of that period playing right into it.

Herman lives for this kind of game and situation, and his team feeds off of it as well. Underdogs at home? Getting shittalked by clowns who’ve never shared the field with Texas? Big national audience? All those boxes are checked and the history of those circumstances tells us that Texas will be ready.

Beyond the mental prep, or lack thereof, depending upon the side, there’s also a really simple exercise to think through here. If you had one game to win against a highly touted and talented opponent, which head coach would you want prepping the strategy for your team and hatching the gameplan – Tom Herman or Sir Edgar Beaujolais Orgeron, Esq.? Only LSU fans are dumb enough to claim they’d choose the latter.

“OH NO closetojumping, you’ve doomed us to our fate!!”

I mudhole posted about USC last year, if it makes you feel any better. Stop squatting to pee. Texas wins this game with a score closer than the way the game was actually played on the field – 31-24. I expect misdirection, tempo, and a steady diet of fat ass LSU defenders sucking wind. The Texas defense will sell out to stop the run and force Jesus Joe Burrow to swagger the passing game to a big night while the beached whales masquerading as offensive linemen attempt to fend off multiple blitzes in front of him.

I look forward to seeing many hot and trashy Cajun females bawling after the game, barely speaking audible English, lamenting the beating their team just took. LSU players, apparently, will be looking forward to heading back to the lockerroom so they can continue to compare notes on how they’re going to rape each other, or whatever the fuck this is:

 

 

Anyway, Hook'em

[closetojumping 65,246]

10 minutes ago, DudeBro2 said:

ClosetoJumping, that was a nice Soliloquy! And you are correct sir the requirements regarding GPA & ACT scores for entry into LSU are lower than the requirements at UT and some other major conferences! And at the end of the day, the diploma’s are worth the same in the business world, which is all that matters!! 🤣🤣🤣

In regards to the game this Saturday, you are gonna be extra pissed when these “according to you” dumb coonasses get finished tapping that Texas ass!! 😉🤫

 

If you think an LSU diploma is worth the same in the business world as a UT degree, I assume you're specifically referencing either the shrimping industry or local Louisiana government. Otherwise, it's hard to believe you're being serious. 

[texifornia 58,786]

20 minutes ago, DudeBro2 said:

ClosetoJumping, that was a nice Soliloquy! And you are correct sir the requirements regarding GPA & ACT scores for entry into LSU are lower than the requirements at UT and some other major conferences! And at the end of the day, the diploma’s are worth the same in the business world, which is all that matters!! 🤣🤣

 

 

They're so damn cute when they think they go to big boy school.

[Rimbo 26,853]

36 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

Counterpoint: You touch yourself to Richard Simmons videos in your vast collection of Betamax tapes.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

If you think an LSU diploma is worth the same in the business world as a UT degree, I assume you're specifically referencing either the shrimping industry or local Louisiana government. Otherwise, it's hard to believe you're being serious. 

An LSU degree is actually worth more for pole dancers, bouncers, pickers, used tire sales, tow truck operators, and furriers. I would have included drug dealers, except over the last thirty years the Mexican cartels have developed an appreciation for an MBA from Texas.

[SubliminalHorn 6,995]

1 hour ago, GumboPot said:

So what do you think about the the game this weekend between LSU and UT?

We’re gonna stomp a fucking mud hole in y’all’s asses. Can you not read the fucking thread title?

[Hard Times 309]

21 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Burrow isn't the only QB in college football whose passing completion % goes down by throwing the ball away.

Yes, but Burro didn't throw the ball away, he trowed it away. There's a big difference, at least in gooberville.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We’re gonna stomp a fucking mud hole in y’all’s asses. Can you not read the fucking thread title?

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[Cajun 11,771]

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[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

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Ed Orgeron's signature? What's that got to do with anything?

[Dutch 4,533]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Texas wins this game with a score closer than the way the game was actually played on the field – 31-24. I expect misdirection, tempo, and a steady diet of fat ass LSU defenders sucking wind. The Texas defense will sell out to stop the run and force Jesus Joe Burrow to swagger the passing game to a big night while the beached whales masquerading as offensive linemen attempt to fend off multiple blitzes in front of him.

 

[WBT 20,884]

20 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

An LSU degree is actually worth more for pole dancers, bouncers, pickers, used tire sales, tow truck operators, and furriers. I would have included drug dealers, except over the last thirty years the Mexican cartels have developed an appreciation for an MBA from Texas.

You forgot crawfish farms and collecting nutria tails for the $6 bounty (up $1 after the last leg session)

[Bevo 13,825]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

That video was one of the most homoerotic things I have ever witnessed. Castro District club bathroom at 2am kind of gay nttawwt.

Also the LB talking shit was Michael Divinity. I'm excited to see him flailing around trying to catch Sam, Devin and Keaontay on Saturday.

I’m in SOMO now at the Virgin Hotel so this hits close to home.

[DanTheHorn 5,061]

2 hours ago, GumboPot said:

Epic LSU versus UT weekend and UT fans stuck on Aggies.  LOL.

We are not stuck on aggy you just remind us of aggy.

Here is why:

1) Trolling with stupidity is worn by you guys like a badge of honor. First post over at Tiger Droppings is Shaggy sucks and I paraphrase "Wow I am doing my part by being a moron over there. I will probably be banned". Just like aggy.

2) SEC, SEC, SEC even though LSU has done nothing since 2011. No conference championships or national titles for about the same time as Texas. But hey we are great because we are in the SEC. Just like aggy.

3) LSU Football players and fans sure mention lots of homo stuff. Like "10 million butt plugs being sold in Louisiana" for this game. I did not say it an LSU troll said it. Just like aggy.

4) We own scoreboard and all time series record on your ass. Just like aggy.

Alabama, USC, Ohio State and Notre Dame fan bases did not remind us of aggy but your fan base sure does. The more I read stuff posted by LSU fans the more I can't help and think Bayou aggy.

Edited September 5, 2019 by DanTheHorn

[Junior Miller 1,502]

1 hour ago, GumboPot said:

That was actually a pretty good breakdown but a few counter points:

 

The LSU running game: it will be much improved from last year.  Last year we had CEH and Broussard.  Broussard sucked by LSU RB standards and CEH does not have breakaway speed. Last season we never had that breakaway RB like previous years (Hill, Fournette, Guice).   We have that this year in Davis-Price and Emery but I don't expect to see much of these freshmen until the second half of the season as they become more proficient with the playbook.   With that said CEH is very effective between the tackles.  He reminds me of Pierre Thomas who retired d from the Saints and played at Illinois. 

Don't discount Burrow's low passing completion percentage last year.  Much of that had to do with being smart with the ball and trowing it away when there were no open receivers. His passing percentage will be improved this year because the offense we are running now is something similar to OSU...an offense that Burrow was very familiar with.

 

And this guy actually graduated summa cum laude from lsu a&m

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