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That reminds me of a joke I just heard: 

Q: What’s the hardest part about drinking white claws? 

 

 

A: Having to tell your parents you are gay. 

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2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

If you don’t have Zima, how else are you supposed lure South Austin’s mom to your tailgate? 

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4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That reminds me of a joke I just heard: 

Q: What’s the hardest part about drinking white claws? 

 

 

A: Having to tell your parents you are gay. 

 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

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#nttawwt.  we love you subliminal.  #nohomo

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4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

They're a solid AM chugger. After noon though? They're pushing it.

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I'm way more insulted by the Michelob Ultras. You know those fat fucks saw those lame commercials with the attractive, fit, successful couples drinking one after running a half marathon and thought, "Hey, that could be me."

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12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

Ain't no laws when the claws out. 

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I'm way more insulted by the Michelob Ultras. You know those fat fucks saw those lame commercials with the attractive, fit, successful couples drinking one after running a half marathon and thought, "Hey, that could be me."

You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.
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13 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

Man,. you're just playing to every stereotype today, aren't you?

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1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:


You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.

Meh, I'll drink anything with alcohol in it.

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9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Man,. you're just playing to every stereotype today, aren't you?

They’re the perfect hot weather day drinking drink. Light, refreshing, and low enough in alcohol that you’re not fucking wasted at the end of the day, just super drunk. 

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27 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

And that is just fine.  You do you, subliminal.

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