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One downside of the hazy DIPA, pastry stout, and imperial kettle sour craze is that anything under 6% abv might as well be water.  Anyone else have this problem?

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3 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

One downside of the hazy DIPA, pastry stout, and imperial kettle sour craze is that anything under 6% abv might as well be water.  Anyone else have this problem?

No.  Not really.

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4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

One downside of the hazy DIPA, pastry stout, and imperial kettle sour craze is that anything under 6% abv might as well be water.  Anyone else have this problem?

Alcoholics.

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Look. I am a card carrying beer/booze snob.

But White Claw is not the enemy.

I would drink it before Ultra every day.

Anyone calling it “nasty” has never had one.

Like most anything else, there is a time and a place for it. My cooler would not look like that. But the stuff is fine in my book.

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9 minutes ago, huge said:

Like most anything else, there is a time and a place for it*. My cooler would not look like that. But the stuff is fine in my book.

*until they finally put Boone’s Farm in a can, at which point the need for white claw will cease to exist.

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4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Bud Ice > Bud Lite > White Claw > Ultra > Stella

Fuck that. If you're 6'4", have a tolerance, and feel like starting early, you can go through a dozen Buds, barely have a buzz, and will feel like a small town church-goer after their post-sermon trip to Hometown Buffet.

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White Claw is not an attempt at beer replacement.  It tastes like flavored seltzer water.  With booze in it. That's it.

It's not my thing, I actually like the flavor of beer and good liquor.

But it's not a beer replacement--  the sole purpose of White Claw is to get boozed up while limiting the carbs/calories as much as you possibly can while drinking alcohol.  It's for people that don't actually like the flavor of beer or liquor but do like to get wasted.  It's not my place to say whether that's a good or a bad thing, that's just what it is.

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On the way to the office I saw a guy with a bro tank carrying a 12 pack of Claw (it was 7:30am).

I believe I saw White Claw being sold at the stadium last week. When it's 100 outside it's not the worst drink versus some heavy IPA.

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22 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Bud Ice > Bud Lite > White Claw > Ultra > Stella

I know you have a lot of bad opinions but putting Stella at the bottom of that list is flat out unforgivable. 

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4 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

I believe there are only seamen on this yacht.

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6 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

Narrator: "There were no women on the boat"

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Nothing wrong with White Claw or Mich Ultra - keeps the carb and calorie count down if you're trying to stay fit thru football season. 

Trust me, Coach isn’t putting you in no matter how fit you are with your shitfuck attitude and hot takes.
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22 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Nothing wrong with White Claw or Mich Ultra - keeps the carb and calorie count down if you're trying to stay fit thru football season. 

Or, you could drink normal drinks and . . . exercise.

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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.

His username is "aggie08" and THAT's what makes you take his opinion with a grain of salt?

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Posted
3 hours ago, Fozzz said:

I put a hard cap of three days a week for hard liquor for just this reason.  

I avoid hard liquor on days that do not end with the letter y.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Alcoholics.

(sober alcoholic raises hand)

So I missed out on all the 4Loko and now I'm missing out on something called white claw?

I take it this party boat is in Lake Travis, right?

If not, is anyone catching any fish?

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Still no pics. OP, have you ever been to Bolivia? We can do a Gofundme with sky miles if you want. The gals you’re with are probably almost ‘super drunk’, (not totally wasted), which probably makes them more than happy to pose for anyone toting a phone. We’re all counting on you bud.

 

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