I'm on a party boat with 10 lsu fans

[tantric superman 4667]

Never had a white claw, and had to google it.

Sounds somewhat refreshing.   Maybe goes good with crawdads?

[Fozzz 152]

One downside of the hazy DIPA, pastry stout, and imperial kettle sour craze is that anything under 6% abv might as well be water.  Anyone else have this problem?

[smwhorn 482]

America is running out of white claw  . . . .

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/06/business/white-claw-shortage-trnd/index.html

[Ghost of LL 15531]

3 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

One downside of the hazy DIPA, pastry stout, and imperial kettle sour craze is that anything under 6% abv might as well be water.  Anyone else have this problem?

No.  Not really.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13584]

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They’re the perfect hot weather day drinking drink. 

...at work, on the go, or *shrugs* anytime!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

America is running out of white claw  . . . .
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/06/business/white-claw-shortage-trnd/index.html

Obviously, I mean look at that fucking cooler. That is like half the stock of white claw in the US right there.

Just shotgun 3 Copperhead Medusa’s like a man and be done with it.

[South Austin 52484]

4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

One downside of the hazy DIPA, pastry stout, and imperial kettle sour craze is that anything under 6% abv might as well be water.  Anyone else have this problem?

Alcoholics.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

So, you found the ten people in Lousiana who do keto. Where are they now? On shore doing a CrossFit sesh? 

[Fozzz 152]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alcoholics.

I put a hard cap of three days a week for hard liquor for just this reason.  

[huge 3793]

Look. I am a card carrying beer/booze snob.

But White Claw is not the enemy.

I would drink it before Ultra every day.

Anyone calling it “nasty” has never had one.

Like most anything else, there is a time and a place for it. My cooler would not look like that. But the stuff is fine in my book.

[Fozzz 152]

Bud Ice > Bud Lite > White Claw > Ultra > Stella

[Trick Britches 40]

 

[Baconboy 135]

9 minutes ago, huge said:

Like most anything else, there is a time and a place for it*. My cooler would not look like that. But the stuff is fine in my book.

*until they finally put Boone’s Farm in a can, at which point the need for white claw will cease to exist.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Baconboy

[aggie08 21498]

4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Bud Ice > Bud Lite > White Claw > Ultra > Stella

Fuck that. If you're 6'4", have a tolerance, and feel like starting early, you can go through a dozen Buds, barely have a buzz, and will feel like a small town church-goer after their post-sermon trip to Hometown Buffet.

[utee94 15819]

White Claw is not an attempt at beer replacement.  It tastes like flavored seltzer water.  With booze in it. That's it.

It's not my thing, I actually like the flavor of beer and good liquor.

But it's not a beer replacement--  the sole purpose of White Claw is to get boozed up while limiting the carbs/calories as much as you possibly can while drinking alcohol.  It's for people that don't actually like the flavor of beer or liquor but do like to get wasted.  It's not my place to say whether that's a good or a bad thing, that's just what it is.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, she really guzzles it down.

 

 

She drinks beer pretty fast too, I guess.

 

^^ deserves more love 

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

No pics = no chicks

[UTEX90 589]

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

[ZB'Tejas 593]

On the way to the office I saw a guy with a bro tank carrying a 12 pack of Claw (it was 7:30am).

I believe I saw White Claw being sold at the stadium last week. When it's 100 outside it's not the worst drink versus some heavy IPA.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[ztejas 43419]

22 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Bud Ice > Bud Lite > White Claw > Ultra > Stella

I know you have a lot of bad opinions but putting Stella at the bottom of that list is flat out unforgivable. 

[Sbbruin 21847]

4 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

I believe there are only seamen on this yacht.

[DaggerHorns 3084]

You should fuck them all so they’re used to it tomorrow.

Edited September 6, 2019 by DaggerHorns

[Loco 3752]

6 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

Narrator: "There were no women on the boat"

[6th Street 6392]

Nothing wrong with White Claw or Mich Ultra - keeps the carb and calorie count down if you're trying to stay fit thru football season. 

[UTEX90 589]

1 minute ago, Loco said:

Narrator: "There were no women on the boat"

OK, well I'm out.  Y'all enjoy.

[Kennythetiger 9380]

Why isn't there any ice in the cooler?  That's the only thing that bothers me.  Why would you want to drink hot beer in hot Texas?  

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

50 minutes ago, Loco said:

I am way more taken a back by the egregious lack of ice...  newbs

Seriously this

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Nothing wrong with White Claw or Mich Ultra - keeps the carb and calorie count down if you're trying to stay fit thru football season. 

Trust me, Coach isn’t putting you in no matter how fit you are with your shitfuck attitude and hot takes.

[jimmyjazz 45907]

22 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Nothing wrong with White Claw or Mich Ultra - keeps the carb and calorie count down if you're trying to stay fit thru football season. 

Or, you could drink normal drinks and . . . exercise.

[shakahorn 1645]

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.

His username is "aggie08" and THAT's what makes you take his opinion with a grain of salt?

[DDD Dad 14336]

3 hours ago, Loco said:

I am way more taken a back by the egregious lack of ice...  newbs

Beat me to it. 

[DDD Dad 14336]

3 hours ago, Fozzz said:

I put a hard cap of three days a week for hard liquor for just this reason.  

I avoid hard liquor on days that do not end with the letter y.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

3 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

I don't know how to tell you this, but there are no women on the boat 

[BearSchlong 8087]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Alcoholics.

(sober alcoholic raises hand)

So I missed out on all the 4Loko and now I'm missing out on something called white claw?

I take it this party boat is in Lake Travis, right?

If not, is anyone catching any fish?

Edited September 6, 2019 by BearSchlong

[runthebone 7980]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I believe there are only seamen on this yacht.

What's hard, shaped like a pickle, and filled with seamen?

[Fondren & Main 6714]

3 hours ago, Trick Britches said:

 

Whoa, is that Fred Durst!?

[Fondren & Main 6714]

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

This is a post I can get behind.

[BearSchlong 8087]

something something cyst on a surly poster's mom's vagina?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

6 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

something something cyst on a surly poster's mom's vagina?

I think that's called a white craw. 

[Sbbruin 21847]

13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is a post I can get behind.

You're the pitcher, eh?

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Still no pics. OP, have you ever been to Bolivia? We can do a Gofundme with sky miles if you want. The gals you’re with are probably almost ‘super drunk’, (not totally wasted), which probably makes them more than happy to pose for anyone toting a phone. We’re all counting on you bud.

 

[UDontKnow 10444]

4 hours ago, Trick Britches said:

 

OP's response: 

[rage-a-holic 4383]

5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

[woohorn 1131]

I like drinks that are meant for women too.

Favorite is a roofied draft beer...

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

3 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I like drinks that are meant for women too.

Favorite is a roofied draft beer...

Why would you roofie yourself? You got insomnia or something?

[DDD Dad 14336]

3 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I like drinks that are meant for women too.

Favorite is a roofied draft beer...

[Doc Reeves 6434]

OP started a thread with a solid hook and and then forgets about it.

we gotta get our shit together people.

[usmc0331horn 953]

I like drinking some claws after having several other libations first. Or if I've drunk all the beer in the fridge and all we have left are the wife's claws.