I'm on a party boat with 10 lsu fans

[SubliminalHorn 6,648]

8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Yeah it’s gonna be hot bois 

[Deej 76,511]

Caucasian Claw, you bunch of racists.

[utee94 15,742]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

I say take a cue from the ghosts of Texas Rangers past

and mix your white claw with

see how that treats you. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,912]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I say take a cue from the ghosts of Texas Rangers past

and mix your white claw with

see how that treats you. 

Oh God, Jaeger. So many nights of vomiting. 

[Homesickhorn 2,201]

Yeah it’s gonna be hot bois 

You’re scared of the claw.

[Sbbruin 21,697]

11 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Quoting for sheer awesomeness.  "Not The Craw...THE CRAW!!!"

[ztejas 43,244]

32 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Narrator (again):

There were no gals on the boat.

Gals? Get your 50s terminology out of here, asshole

[Wishbone 4,731]

5 hours ago, Fozzz said:

I put a hard cap of three days a week for hard liquor for just this reason.  

Not sure a weekly 72 hour hard liquor drinkiing binge is going to help you with your goal. Should try spreading it out daily like I do.

[Fondren & Main 6,658]

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure a weekly 72 hour hard liquor drinkiing binge is going to help you with your goal. Should try spreading it out daily like I do.

Winners never quit and quitters never win!

[utee94 15,742]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gals? Get your 50s terminology out of here, asshole

Not a single dame to be found.

[SDG 3,319]

Met several LSL fans at the pool today. They were all cordial including myself. Don’t let internet heroes who likely never attended shape you’re view. 

[Sbbruin 21,697]

13 minutes ago, SDG said:

Met several LSL fans at the pool today. They were all cordial including myself. Don’t let internet heroes who likely never attended shape you’re view. 

You met some fellow Leicestershire Senior League fans?  Was Sully there?

[Uncle Boobs 1,245]

Latvian Soccer League fans?

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[SDG 3,319]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

You met some fellow Leicestershire Senior League fans?  Was Sully there?

Furk,  I’m not an LSU fan.  Neg away...

[mulletpelini 5,209]

 

5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

So, you found the ten people in Lousiana who do keto. Where are they now? On shore doing a CrossFit sesh? 

10 people from Louisiana who do keto would be women or gay men, nttawwt.  Ain't no man from Lousyanna who gonna exercise.

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

No pics = no chicks

so chicks with dicks, got it.

[Vertigo 20,257]

6 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

You get a pass for being a got damn national treasure sir.

[BradInATX 9,208]

Did not expect there to be a white claw defender group. Jesus

 

 

[BradInATX 9,208]

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists.

[Bone3421 716]

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists.

We know there was no chicks...

[MissingInAction 24,765]

So bone was cruising for hot LSU bois in his boat, and struck out.

[demos 2,992]

and mix your white claw with

see how that treats you. 

Or some maddog 20/20 if you really want to jazz things up.




And the thought of that just made my stomach turn.

[Bone3421 716]

So bone was cruising for hot LSU bois in his boat, and struck out.

Not me, i wasnt on that boat or defending white claw...

[MissingInAction 24,765]

14 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So bone was cruising for hot LSU bois in his boat, and struck out.

Not me, i wasnt on that boat or defending white claw...

Whoa sorry man... Ill buy you a drink if you show up at the surly watch party tomorrow.

[BradInATX 9,208]

We know there was no chicks...

That's true

[Incredulity 11,532]

this thread does not

[DoobieWah 1,410]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Whoa sorry man... Ill buy you a drink if you show up at the surly watch party tomorrow.

Something tells me you're not gonna show...

 

😉

[Waterface 129]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists.

Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.

[Bullneck 18,976]

 

[Zavala 1,384]

4 minutes ago, Waterface said:

Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.

You like your dudes with big manly hands? Always finding a problem with your potential m8s

[Crusher 127]

8 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,796]

2 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists.

S’up stubby?

[Ravishing Rick 1,128]

My heart breaks for the poverty on that boat.  

[SEC 1,174]

Isn't whiteclaw that gluten free, zero carb alcohol substitute stuff?

[MissingInAction 24,765]

52 minutes ago, Waterface said:

Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.

Beer just shot out my nose! Bwhahhaahha

[Bigpoppapump 529]

10, puhssies.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Guys, guys  go easy on him. They were LSU fans so I’m sure they were just fat and toothless 

[Beau Vine 53,965]

[brojangles2 780]

Must have seen 7 ppl gran whit claw at HEB on 51st tonight just i the time it took me to find and grab my Austin Amber. Ridiculous. 

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

I was at an Auburn tailgate last week with a bunch of coeds and frat boys when I grabed 3 white claws.  Then this bitchy woman comes at me and says: "hey, those are for the ladies!"  I didn't really respond because her dress only had one strap and if she stooped over I could see her left tit, so my eyes were there waiting like a vulture for a wardrobe malfunction.  

[elfenix 34,168]

OP is a bundle of sticks

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

The pics you took arent showing up for me...

 

[Anastasis 23,375]

*skips to third page, maybe that's when the tits show up*

pics of nubby fingers

[Beau Vine 53,965]

I make a motion to change BradInATX's username to BradSeemsLikeHeSucks until he posts pics of boat babes.

[C-Man 26,992]

The light “beer” is much more offensive than white claw.

Agreed. There is a time and place for White Claw. Granted it’s not often. Michelob Ultra is a fucking waste of time. I’d rather have Ozarka.

[d.plainview872 175]

When you can drink a gallon of 10% alcohol by volume beer in 5 hours then we can can talk. Or a 1 liter of titos vodka 3-4 days out the year for 2 years. At 180 pounds.

[TXs 226]

"m-my fermented under 10% grain drink is more manly than your fermented under 10% grain drink"

Everyone in this thread.

[Homesickhorn 2,201]

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists.

You suck. The Bolivians are gonna love you.

[Topper13 3,200]

You drank Zima with a bunch of dudes. On a boat. 

[Whatever 700]

No chicks on the boat. OP probably watching gay pron.