What time is it ok to start drinking for a 7 pm game?

[dad 557]

Need someone to develop a formula for the ideal maximum amount of drinking possible by a person’s weight so that I can be just barely able to watch the game with minor cognitive abilities

[Deguello 54]

You’re already inside that window. 

[immamac 42555]

Now

[Armybrat 40754]

Yesterday.

[Iceman 2650]

yes!

 

You can also guarantee yourself that the coonasses didn't need a starting time...

Edited September 7, 2019 by Iceman

[mr. sunshine 2824]

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning 

[BigBenBamboozle 1951]

[fattyflattie 4636]

The good news is you are only an hour or so late.  There’s plenty of time to catch up. But quit fucking around and get to it. 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

No doubt now is a good time to start drinking, if you ever stopped.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

You can always just set your watch back an hour, as needed.

[Poolflood 845]

Now.  It's why God invented Bloody Mary's

['stache 21778]

Good ‘ol Bloody Mary’s, on the rag again.

[BRLA 106]

If you have to ask, you are too late.

[Hammerhead 257]

[RPM 26237]

Carpe diem.

 

[Vic 3]

Now.

[Vic 3]

Rephrase your question

When will I pass out if I start drinking Thursday?

[BurntOrange&White 39709]

Are you awake? If so drink

[TrashMaster G 17395]

Which 7pm game are.you prepping for?  Or are you drunk already?

[Radical Larry 28530]

April 2017

[Richter 2230]

It’s not 7pm right now?

[kevwun 15675]

On days that I bbq, I normally don't start drinking until around noon so that I am relatively coherent to finish up the brisket.  If you want to be able to watch the game, that's probably a good plan.

[JFKFC 4878]

I logged on to start a drinking thread. Well done OP. I made steak & eggs, and I'm washing that down with a Bud Light. Starting it off smooth and easy. No liquor for me until the 2:30pm games kick-off. Then its Thunderdome. Pray for me.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Consult that Oracle Jimmy, aka Dirt Bike:

J: I got really drunk on Saturday night. I also got drunk on Saturday morning
S: Twice in one day? How's that possible?
J: My record is 3 times. It's possible kemosabe.

Hit it hard now, pass out around noon, come to in time for Clemson's bloodletting of aggy, resume day-drinking at a leisurely pace until kick-off at DKR, and then do watcha wanna. If you pass out around ten, you might get up in time to beat the midnight deadline for the third drunk of the day. 

[demos 2992]

Any time is ok if you’re not drinking white claw.

[SubliminalHorn 6712]

We started on frosés at Kerbey at 7:30 this morning 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

[South Austin 52169]

Wait, is anyone in this thread really sober right now?

[pops 6975]

What do you mean "start"?  When were we supposed to stop?

[hookemATL 11612]

Guys make sure you are drinking plenty of water as well. Especially if you are going to the game. And wear sunscreen. If you need to be picked up early just call your dad and he will come get you. Love you have fun and be careful!  /mom

[msucolt45 4018]

According to some posters, on another thread, you should start with White Claw - if you have to ask!

[DaggerHorns 3058]

I started yesterday. I feel amazing.

[vin2basketball 10]

Staying at an Airbnb on South Congress - 45 min walk to the stadium. My mission is to have one beer for every minute of that walk over the next 11 hours..

See you at the game (or at the morgue)

[kingkoopa6 8321]

I’ve already started drunking tomorrow 

[kevwun 15675]

Are you a wizard?

[NowThis 931]

btw, game is 6.30pm , start drinking 30 minutes earlier.

Edited September 7, 2019 by NowThis

[Huckleberry 32710]

If you have to ask then you're already late. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Bro, just do a couple lines of coke at 5:30 you’ll be fine. 

Amateurs

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

On days that I bbq, I normally don't start drinking until around noon so that I am relatively coherent to finish up the brisket.  If you want to be able to watch the game, that's probably a good plan.

Maybe I’m getting old, but I find myself drinking less before/during big games like this. I kinda want to know what’s going on and have a somewhat cogent take on the nuances of the game beyond good play YAYYY bad play BOOO

[dad 557]

Maybe I’m getting old, but I find myself drinking less before/during big games like this. I kinda want to know what’s going on and have a somewhat cogent take on the nuances of the game beyond good play YAYYY bad play BOOO

This is why I like watching it at home compared to at a restaurant with inability to discern the audio well and usually with friends who may not care about the game as much as you so they distract you.

[Bone3421 716]

Fucking now

Lets fuck those tigers up!!!!

[SquishMitten 10402]

After waking up, I finished the cup of vodka I passed out next to. The I had a bowl of Cheerios with bananas to replenish my potassium or something. Now I’m having more vodka. If you can’t drink all day and stay up for this game, you either a) don’t really like football, or b) need to up your tolerance

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, dad said:

you so they distract you.

 

I’m sorry it seeems you misspelled “so I have to ignore them completely”

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

I started on the drive home from work......... Thursday 

[Incredulity 11564]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Guys make sure you are drinking plenty of water as well. Especially if you are going to the game. And wear sunscreen. If you need to be picked up early just call your dad and he will come get you. Love you have fun and be careful!  /mom

[Doc Reeves 6434]

when I wake up I usually just  take a swig from the bottle I’m still holding

[Hate 20104]

My son brought home a summer cold which I managed to acquire. I’m not going to start drinking until the second half of aggy-Clemson just so I can be sure I don’t die from the combination of DayQuil, Zyrtec, Sudafed, and whiskey doesn’t kill me before the game. It can kill afterwards as I’ll die happy or be pissed off enough to want to die anyway.

[C-Man 27080]

If you haven’t already started, you’ll never catch up.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13555]

[SHOOTER12 8789]

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I logged on to start a drinking thread. Well done OP. I made steak & eggs, and I'm washing that down with a Bud Light. Starting it off smooth and easy. No liquor for me until the 2:30pm games kick-off. Then its Thunderdome. Pray for me.

I'm a bigger wimp than you, I'm holding off till 4:30 on the hard stuff.  Old age is killing my tolerance....among other things.

Edit: Also that I had to come into work today to do some bootleg type stuff.  🤫🤘

Edited September 7, 2019 by SHOOTER12