LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

[Funk Doctor Spock 12306]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

No excuse for that. That was a free 3 points for LSU. Combined that with Herman not taking the points at the goal line, at worst Texas is down only 7. Our coaches shit the bed. 

I'm just pissed. 1) for not taking the points, 2) Ingram with hands of stone, and 3) we have Boyce, who literally cannot be better than anyone else behind him. 

[sachick 1189]

Ehlinger not looking like he should be in the Heisman talk.

[SubliminalHorn 6801]

Offense has looked um, bad. I mean this is supposed to be our strength and they are playing like shit. 

[Texassucksdick 50]

Lol 

[UTDD 362]

Burrow is making good throws, he's just a better QB today.

[Coach pop a bitch 5461]

We only down 2 scores man the fuck up gentlemen

[Anastasis 23474]

Tom Herman is trying to kill me. 

[Mo Horn 8848]

Every time we've brought pressure we've stopped them. When we've only rushed our front line he's picked us apart. Bad coaching decision.

[The Ace of Aces 5186]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Beck is making him look stupid. Orlando was controlling Burrow then opted to stop.
 

Play calling sucks but he’s missed numerous throws. 

[Bullneck 19109]

IN other news: UNC 17, Miami, FL 3

[GreenspointTexas 9608]

Why the fuck did we just start running off-tackle with keontay or just straight drop backs chunking it deep?

 

 

where are the screens?

where are the qb draws?

where is the play action?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Just now, Girdwood said:

Herbie and Rece are an absolute beating. They openly hate Texas. One great thing about sucking is not having to listen to these fucks.

Dumbass. What is a positive thing to say 

[CooterBrown 18014]

Our receivers have always had issues getting open. If Sam can’t thread a needle or throw up a great jump ball, our passing game is useless. Still don’t have a RB that can reliably dole out punishment.

[Gigglebush 107]

Been over a decade since we've overcome this kind of deficit and all our "stars" are playing like crap. Pray for mensa adjustments I guess.

[Jebus 1308]

So is meltdown time still a thing?

[SubliminalHorn 6801]

I don’t know boys. I’ve seen this script before. Herman is coaching like shit. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

We look young and undisciplined. Good physicality, but shit execution (dropped TD by KI) 

[TwiceHorn 31489]

Too wound up to start.  Stupid playcalling in the redzone.  Momentum shift, letdown.

[Fozzz 152]

Secondary just isn’t good enough 

[hookem48 4690]

we have no running back, that really hurts an offense I think

[UTEX_ME 4762]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

IN other news: UNC 17, Miami, FL 3

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2035]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We only down 2 scores man the fuck up gentlemen

Tell the team to man the fuck up. It starts with the coaches 

[Michael Knight 12981]

3 minutes ago, Snacks said:

are we still sucking Orlando's dick, or are we on to the next dc?

we did that last year

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

3 minutes ago, Snacks said:

are we still sucking Orlando's dick, or are we on to the next dc?

South Austin's mom is doing both

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We only down 2 scores man the fuck up gentlemen

Our coaches and team need to man up. This was a winnable game almost half through the second quarter. Now it's going to require flawless execution to have a chance.

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Sorry guys, I forgot to put on my lucky shirt when I got back from the gym. All good now .

[Bruh Man 3160]

Our receivers are soft. Coach Mehringer should be replaced. 

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Sorry guys, I forgot to put on my lucky shirt when I got back from the gym. All good now .

[VaLonghorn99 341]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just an absolute shit ending of the half.

13-7 is overcomeable.   20-7 isnt.

 

Texas hasnt overcome a 13+ point deficit since the Oklahoma State game in 2008.

 

 

It is yo

[staboner 4976]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

COLLIN JOHNSON, you are costing yourself money by not doing shit.

he can't get any separation with his routes. so they send him just deep and even then he can't get separation. 

LJH was a great receiver and by far out most well rounded receiver. DD and CJ is limited in routes. 

LSU has a better, more even set of receivers to throw to. 

[pacman 7357]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Beck is making him look stupid. Orlando was controlling Burrow then opted to stop.
 

Poor blitz calls too, maybe they are too predictable or our guys just aren't fighting off blocks

 

Orlando's LBs are lost when defending space

Edited September 8, 2019 by pacman

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

IN other news: UNC 17, Miami, FL 3

Fuck Jonathan Vilma.

[Girdwood 118]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

IN other news: UNC 17, Miami, FL 3

Retard fight Diaz vs Mack 

[Bullneck 19109]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Why the fuck did we just start running off-tackle with keontay or just straight drop backs chunking it deep?

 

 

where are the screens?

where are the qb draws?

where is the play action?

Herman seems to want to play Big 10 or SEC football.  I think his tightness in the early going is showing on the field.

[victory88 5668]

So much shit talking from LSU fans in the stands.  3 times in the red zone and only 7 points to show for it.  I like the aggressive play calling but it’s hurt us badly not converting.  We’re going to need to play a perfect 2nd half to overcome a LSU team that’s going to look to step on our throat:  I hope the coaches and team show up bc the fans definitely showed up. 

[AUS-97HORN 11796]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We only down 2 scores man the fuck up gentlemen

you do realize Texas hasnt come back from a 13 point deficit since 2008 right?  I mean we might put up a good fight but its over. 

[Spankytoes 1742]

I miss Greg Davis

[TwiceHorn 31489]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Our receivers have always had issues getting open. If Sam can’t thread a needle or throw up a great jump ball, our passing game is useless. Still don’t have a RB that can reliably dole out punishment.

Sam can't really throw anyone open.  Or if he can, he never has.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Sam is just an inaccurate QB without elite speed or quickness. He’s a tough mfer no doubt but he’s not a polished passer at all especially on throws over 15-20 yards. Games not over by any means but he has to play better. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3822]

1 minute ago, sachick said:

Ehlinger not looking like he should be in the Heisman talk.

Gotta wonder if he started believing the hype? Or the whole good time party atmosphere of this week? Gameday, MM, all that . 

[Halohal 498]

Cortisone shot for everyone...

[sith_horn 2398]

3 minutes ago, Snacks said:

are we still sucking Orlando's dick, or are we on to the next dc?

I agree he isn't all that some make him out to be, but the weak CBs hurt us. I think Ossai is the only difference maker at LB right now. And give credit to Burrow. He's dialed in. Sam isn't.

[TexasGolf 4936]

Need 2 torn overs in the second half

[ShadyTiger4TX 11]

People are melting down way too early.

Texas has proven they can move the ball. 

Its mistakes from Texas, dropped TD, not taking the points etc that have this not being a tied or one score game. 

I fully believe it's a few big plays from either team to win regardless of the score right now. 

[NowThis 931]

the plan of long passing by Sam did not work at all. Got lucky with the Eagles TD , but best to use the Colt plan of underneath stuff.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

ESPN says our win probability is 7% now. 7%. Nice.

[staboner 4976]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Our running game did jack squat, primarily because we never even tried to establish the run except in the short yardage goal line plays.

We have to be more balanced on offense.  Ehlinger isn’t a good enough pure passer to just drop back and throw play after play.  This is supposed to be a power spread offense, and it needs to be that to play to our QB’s strengths.  There needs to be a lot more options, and then passing off playaction.

we were getting 4 yards a carry and thats fine

then LSU had FIVE GUYS in the box and we tried to throw. thats on Sam i guess? not sure but must keep running at em and make em pay for a five man box

[Halohal 498]

We got to get more run support

[RPM 26322]

[hookem48 4690]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Too wound up to start.  Stupid playcalling in the redzone.  Momentum shift, letdown.

wide open drop for a td and running back running with his eyes closed on 3rd down