LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

I knew giving up a ton of yards to la tech was a sign but giving up 900 yards passing to this shit offense is something else 

[hookem48 4603]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Out of eight.

3rd down run by Ingram is an easy td if he doesn't freak out as soon as he gets the ball

[Bullneck 18617]

Just now, Your Mom said:

I have no idea who jackie smith is but you sound like a faggot.

He dropped a pass in the end zone in a super bowl: Cowboys v. Steelers.

[Nivek 16643]

HAHAHAHA
 
Y'all talked so much shit!!!!!
"WE'RE BAAAAAAACK"
 
Yea, back to being a joke.
 
STTDB

Meaningless game. Does not matter.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Need 2 torn overs in the second half

Yes, but they have more mentum

[TexArcher 36905]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

LSU fans are very Aggie’s with thier gloating

Well, they're aggy trolls, so...

[Bigbend1812 12864]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Has anybody mentioned that we got outcoached by a bunch of goddamn connasses? That’s ridiculous.

The Professor is crossing us over and over and over. 

[USNALonghorn 4964]

1 minute ago, Capn81 said:

Fuck it. Let’s go win this half. We have played the worst game since Maryland last year. Might as well go shock the fucking world in this second half.

Wake up Sam.

Wake up Secondary.

OSU game felt way worse than the score.

[sith_horn 2320]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Some of y'all need to calm the fuck down.

We haven't lost anything yet.  We got an explosive passing touchdown and on the first drive we crossed midfield before it stalled.  We got a takeaway deep in their territory.  3 sacks.  They're not just kicking the shit out of us.

We need a stop and a score and we're right back in this thing.

Exactly. Bunch of defeatists posting.

[Rip76 4871]

I’d feel better if we were getting the ball.

[Spankytoes 1787]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

LSU fans are very Aggie’s with thier gloating

We would be doing the same if the roles were reversed 

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

Texas just doesn’t want to be here.  

[Bullneck 18617]

Just now, Deej said:

In the words of Abe Lemons, ""We ain't dead, yet."

In the words of John McKay when asked what he though about his team's execution, "I think it's a good idea."

[Wishbone 4716]

Hmmmm…when you google search college footballs blue blood programs, you don’t find LSU on the list. Wassup with that?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I liked that call. I knew he wasn't going to "puss out" and take the three on the second 4th and goal and that was a dumb call. He needs to tame his machismo a little bit. 

Likewise. Hell, I don't even know if I have a problem going for it a second time, I just don't know about that playcall. But then that's the risk you take, I'm sure they thought that call was a good one and LSU just fucked it up for us.

[d.plainview872 175]

WTF. Herman got squeeky crying voice

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Was the 28-yard pass lucky, too?

We've crossed midfield three times and y'all are acting like we've been totally impotent and their 20 points are already enough to win.

They're up by 13 and getting the ball back to start the half. And their defense has been getting stronger.

Herman is about to meltdown. 

[Bevo Num1 1003]

Tom sounds worried.

[Bigbend1812 12864]

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1976]

Tom looks clueless

[mulletpelini 5206]

Herman sounds scared

[Cajun 11658]

That was not an inspiring interview with Tom there.

[LonghornJudas 1084]

That was not very convincing, Tom.

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

So nobody here. Thanks.

Did I say anybody here dumb ass?

[USNALonghorn 4964]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I knew giving up a ton of yards to la tech was a sign but giving up 900 yards passing to this shit offense is something else 

We all knew our corners would suck. I expected a better plan to mask that deficiency.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3778]

Herman's half time interview was not very confidence inspiring. Deer in the headlights look 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2338]

That didn’t sound strong.

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Mensa not looking confident 

[Ellellelle 281]

Tom looks like he's about to start crying, Jesus.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Tom about to cry

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

That interview Tom sounds like a nervous fuck

[Bullneck 18617]

 

Just now, Texas=LSU'sBitch said:

Y'all talked soooo much shit and now that you're losing, you're backing down and making excuses.

 

F*ck Texas and F*ck aTm

Well, you haven't won anything yet.  

[Deej 76081]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I knew giving up a ton of yards to la tech was a sign but giving up 900 yards passing to this shit offense is something else 

I gave your mom 900 yards last night.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Tom sounded unconvincing and nervous in that interview lulz

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

WTF. Herman got squeeky crying voice

I almost felt bad for him. But he can turn this around.

[LST 35]

Remember when y’all were back? 

[54_Strat 34]

Tom didn’t sound very confident 

[MillerEP 30232]

Pick 6 please!

[mulletpelini 5206]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Herman's half time interview was not very confidence inspiring. Deer in the headlights look 

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Tom knows we are fucked. Hope we can keep it within 4 scores 

[HiggyBaby 2489]

Hey guys I just heard if we play our game we will be just fine

[VaLonghorn99 337]

I agree with most of the calls except these two:

1. Should have gotten at least 3 points out of 2 goal line showdowns. Kick the FG

2. Not fucking even trying in the last possrssion of the half. Reminded me of CfS

Maybe 2 was being cautious to not fuck it up even more due to players not being in the right state of mind

 

 

[LonghornJudas 1084]

Way to be ready, DL.

[staboner 4938]

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-Football-WR-Collin-Johnson-2020-first-round-pick-NFL-mock-draft-131678468/

 

Mock drafts and rankings for 2020 were published almost as soon as the 2019 draft and the Sporting News (No. 29 overall, No. 4-ranked wide receiver) and Athlon Sports (No. 32 overall, No. 7-ranked wide receiver) have Johnson rated as a prospect likely to go in the late first or early second round. As for where Johnson might be selected, four recently-published mock drafts have Johnson going in the early to middle portions of the first round.

With the order of picks being determined largely on Vegas odds for Super Bowl LIV, Sports Illustrated slotted Johnson highest of the four mock drafts in their mock. SI has Johnson going No. 13 overall to the Carolina Panthers, sighting his presence as “a jump-ball nightmare matchup who should be” the top target for Sam Ehlinger and the fit he could “give Panthers opponents a completely different look opposite the speedy D.J. Moore” as to why Johnson could go that high.

SBNation and the Big Lead both have Johnson going No. 22 overall in next year’s draft. SBNation has Johnson going to the Dallas Cowboys with the franchise facing contract decisions on Amari Cooper (he’s expected to get a new contract after being traded for a first-round pick in the 2019 draft), newly-acquired Randall Cobb and injured wideout Allen Hurns; the Big Lead has Johnson headed to the Green Bay Packers where “2020 is about making life as easy as possible” for future Hall of Fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

The Sporting News has Johnson going No. 23 overall to the Los Angeles Chargers. Johnson could be of service to another quarterback whose career is likely to take him to Canton one day as “Philip Rivers a big target that will remind him the good-ole days with Vincent Jackson.”

yeah i have a hard time seeing him anywhere north of the 4th round. he gets no separation which is hard for big guys to do

this is where LJH was so rare. that big and that much separation and YAC he would get

[Ellellelle 281]

I'm gonna have to log onto my computer to neg these trolls.

[TexArcher 36905]

Just now, LST said:

Remember when y’all were back? 

Remember when you had friends to enjoy the game with?

No?

[Leeroy Jenkins 2338]

Remember when y’all were back? 

Remember when you weren’t a dumb fuck? Yeah, me either.

[d.plainview872 175]

One score guys and we are back in it.

[TexasGolf 4807]

Let’s go

[Cajun 11658]

Ok, 3 and out.

 

I'll take it