LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

[housious 468]

4 minutes ago, Theo Huxtable said:

Ya know, if the LSU QB wasn’t such a huge cunt faggot, I’d be rooting for them over Bama. Instead, I hope a hurricane decimates the state of LA and there are mass casualties.


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Imagine someone wishing mass casualties on people because of the outcome of a game played by teenagers.

Oh wait, I don’t have to. Because you just did. Dumbass.

[Onetinsoldier 35]

Just now, runthebone said:

Fuck their fake injury bullshit.

Need to have to stay out for at least a quarter when you do that bull.

[Your Mom 4957]

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

may burrow break both legs next week

Why?  He looked pretty fucking good.  He'll be fun to watch the rest of the year.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

13 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

Ehlinger or OC needs to go

Lol wut? Our offense did exactly what it needed to do, sans Ingram missing the lob. 

[Get ln My Van 934]

Ed O has been smoking cigarettes since his mom was a toddler

[White Tiger 92]

To my UT colleagues,

What a great game.  UT nearly wins despite committing offensive holding on pretty much every pass play.  I said I would be back.  Who is ready for a nice steaming slice of humble pie.

BTW, I think Ehlinger is a very good QB and the UT offense, when it is allowed to hold with impunity is top flight.

The good news is that you'll get another chance next year.  In BR.  We are looking forward to it.

Lastly, you can keep your metrosexual HC.  Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa....

THE WHITE TIGER

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

This is bad for every aspect of my existence

there's always a silver lining

[Michael Knight 13197]

7 minutes ago, pacman said:

Whelp, lsu made the plays when needed. We didn't.

1. Dropped TD also ruling Sam down earlier in the drive
2. Moss catch called complete
3. bullshit roughing the passer
4. fumble that they ruled down
5. 3rd and 17 
6. just missed recovery

Edited September 8, 2019 by Michael Knight

[Dog Zazz 23]

1 minute ago, d.plainview872 said:

Sam will never win big here. Is it him or our ciach and OC?

Probably our ciach, not sure what the fuck that is though.

[mulletpelini 5220]

2 hours ago, Snacks said:

2 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Tom Herman is getting out coached by someone who can't speak english.

Ed isn't calling this game.

 

4 hours ago, Continental Op said:

lol fuck the corn.  

 

4 hours ago, Rabidhorn said:

HAHAHA

 

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Suicide watch. 

 

4 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Drive home safely! 

 

4 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Poooooooor corn

 

4 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

lol. Fuck corn aggy!

 

4 hours ago, Loco said:

Oh corn baby, what is you doing?

 

4 hours ago, Loco said:

Stay Frosty my friends!

 

4 hours ago, RollLeft said:

hahaha

 

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

SUCK IT NEBRASKA!!!

 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Eat a dick, Bugeaters!

 

4 hours ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Maybe they shouldn’t hype up a 4-8 team to the moon and actually make them prove it.

 

4 hours ago, Zavala said:

Dude!

Weed!

AHAHAHAHA fuck you cornaggy

 

4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Fuck Nebraska

 

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Corn FB = IU BB. 

 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lulz poor corn. Pretenders the whole time. 

 

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Ah well, time to watch a Texas win.   oops

 

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Oh I'll guarantee Texas blows LSU

You chokin sons a bitches.  You had the day set, and you're just a bunch of fucking pretenders too.  Good news, none of us are Tennessee fans

[ztejas 44114]

All of you idoits wanting to root for Bama - no, that isn't how this works. We want LSU to win out. Unless you slapdick fucks think Texas is dropping another 3 games - if we win the Big12 - shit, even with 2 losses - one of our losses being to a top 3 or 4 LSU team does wonders for a case to make the playoff. 

I get y'all are drunk but please, use your heads. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

We recruit all these highly rated dbs and they get abused all night. What gives? 

[TexEx15 17914]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Worst kind of loss. Winnable big game. Could have been a program defining statement. 

Yes but it also wasn’t a defining loss.  Lots to learn from it with the Big 12 championship still the goal.

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Lol wut? Our offense did exactly what it needed to do, sans Ingram missing the lob. 

Fuck no we Orlando couldn't hold them

[Rip76 5009]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Lol wut? Our offense did exactly what it needed to do, sans Ingram missing the lob. 

That lob is caught, we win.

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How good are they then? You think they aren't a top 10 team at the least? Give me a fucking break. This isn't a chuckles Texas team that just lost to Notre Dame. 

I don’t think Burrows throws nearly 500 yards versus an above average D. Texas fought but they let him carve them up.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah.  LSU is better than they have been on offense, but I suspect OU is a better team than LSU.

OU is a different animal, but it's in conference, so it's a different kind of game. Plus they eat dicks. 

[Eastwood 4394]

So is Colin Johnson going to do something or....

[UDontKnow 10559]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck lsu and fuck Orlando

You finally came around!

[sith_horn 2486]

1 minute ago, gaspar said:

Man, RoJo catches that TD if he’s in there. 

Or Herman could have taken the FG the first time. Or Sam could have lead some his receivers on multiple deep shots. Or Orlando could have done a better job of dialing blitzes. Or our CBs could learn to play the ball and not get burned. Or ...

[campcrunk 2548]

I blame this on Herman for convincing Meyer to offer Burrow. He should be off at BC or Cincinnati or something instead of shredding our secondary.

[TexEx15 17914]

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

We recruit all these highly rated dbs and they get abused all night. What gives? 

YOUNG corners.

[Js1 86995]

4 minutes ago, Onetinsoldier said:

We lost this in the last 5 minutes of the first half.  One score was awful. 2 scores was ridiculous.

That, the blitz and the god awful goal to go play calling after the dropped TD. 4 distinct places where it turned 

[Bateshorn 9989]

Such a winnable game.  I hate to shit on a player,  but there’s no way that Ingram doesn’t carry a heavy weight for this game. The rest is on the coaching.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

"cramps" is a hilarious search on twitter.

 

half is belittling LSU 

 

the other half is women

[A’Dam Psycho 1490]

Why do we have so many top 10 classes yet seem to have holes at so many positions. Shit is so fucking infuriating 

[d.plainview872 175]

Alright Im drunk and frustrated. I'll be at my at 6th if anyone needs a beer

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Someone had to lose and it was about as "good" of a loss for us as it could have been. 

But we should have won. Burrow isn't that good. He just took advantage of all of the opportunities that Orlando handed to him. 

We'll get them next year in Baton Rouge. 

[Rimbo 26860]

There are no good losses. Moral victories are for delusional twats. Losing fucking sucks.

Brush it off and go kick the shit out of the next team.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 minutes ago, Onetinsoldier said:

Need to have to stay out for at least a quarter when you do that bull.

I think I agree with this. If you are "shaken up" enough that the game has to be stopped so that you receive medical attention, you should sit the remainder of the quarter. Won't someone please think of the chidren, well I am thinking of them chidren

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Tom has not learned this is real life, not play station.




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[MillerEP 30844]

We can still win the conference

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

Ingram is either still hurt or he just isn’t that good. I’m not sure which anymore. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck no we Orlando couldn't hold them

Exactly. This is ALL on Orlan_o. Couldn't make adjustments, having Boyce out there, and so on and so forth. 

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

We just needed 1stop and we couldn't either through scheme or lack of talent

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t think Burrows throws nearly 500 yards versus an above average D. Texas fought but they let him carve them up.

Oh I definitely agree - but what team on their schedule does he need to throw 450 against for them to win?

[Onetinsoldier 35]

1 minute ago, housious said:

Imagine someone wishing mass casualties on people because of the outcome of a game played by teenagers.

Oh wait, I don’t have to. Because you just did. Dumbass.

Calm down, just hyperbole.  He doesn't really want a hurricane to decimate the state. Now a tornado to destroy Baton Rouge may be a different story....

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You're more than welcome to move to Louisiana. You didn't see the pregame shenanigans? They were the better team, but an overall classless bunch.

Haha I mean, I guess. There was clearly a lot of respect between the two teams after the game. All of that was just trying to intimidate, because they had a little doubt. Trying to throw us off our game. I don’t have a problem with it. They weren’t classless during the game. It is what it is. Them talking shit, coming into our house, and winning says a lot more about us than it says about them 

[Braff Zacklin 13675]

Helluva college football game. Credit due to LSU--the Tigers made the plays they had to.

We made a lot of our own, as well, but we also dropped the ball--literally and figuratively--at critical times.

Hopefully, the defense will improve as the season progresses. It will need to.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

That lob is caught, we win.

I agree. It's subjective because it changes the game, regardless, but I still think we win. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

You finally came around!

Fuck no we had them where we needed to have them and Orlando shit the bed

[Capn81 396]

All of you idoits wanting to root for Bama - no, that isn't how this works. We want LSU to win out. Unless you slapdick fucks think Texas is dropping another 3 games - if we win the Big12 - shit, even with 2 losses - one of our losses being to a top 3 or 4 LSU team does wonders for a case to make the playoff. 
I get y'all are drunk but please, use your heads. 

We aren’t winning the Big 12.

[Gatorubet 30637]

7 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

may burrow break both legs next week

negged

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

LSU did what they needed to do, and we didn't. It's as simple as that. Damn you, Ingram!!!!!!! 

[Sgt Hulk 14339]

3 minutes ago, White Tiger said:

To my UT colleagues,

What a great game.  UT nearly wins despite committing offensive holding on pretty much every pass play.  I said I would be back.  Who is ready for a nice steaming slice of humble pie.

BTW, I think Ehlinger is a very good QB and the UT offense, when it is allowed to hold with impunity is top flight.

The good news is that you'll get another chance next year.  In BR.  We are looking forward to it.

Lastly, you can keep your metrosexual HC.  Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa....

THE WHITE TIGER

Kill yourself.  Thanks 

[Dog Zazz 23]

2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You chokin sons a bitches.  You had the day set, and you're just a bunch of fucking pretenders too.  Good news, none of us are Tennessee fans

We were the home underdog not sure that’s how choking works. But we did get beat congrats! Now go brush your tooth.

[d.plainview872 175]

Orlando gone next year?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

Orlando gone next year?

No. Why would he be based on this game?

[Slade 263]

Game turned on that score that put LSU up 20-7 before the half. That was poor clock management by Herman and we were chasing our tails the rest of the game. 

I'm dismayed by Orlando right now, holy shit. Hopefully Ringo is watching this and realizes he could start right now at CB shit.  

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

Orlando gone next year?

See ousux