LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

[Wishbone 4762]

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

That lob is caught, we win.

This x 10. ^^^^^^^^^

[Istian 241]

Just now, Capn81 said:

 

We aren’t winning the Big 12.

 

Fuck this shit ass attitude. Burrow would be in the top tier of Big 12 QBs this year. That’s a damn good team with significantly more talent than anyone not named OU as far as the rest of our schedule. We’re fucking mud-holing the rest of the schedule all the way to the god damn playoff where Sam will shit right down Sling Blade’s throat. 

[ztejas 43475]

1 minute ago, Capn81 said:

 

We aren’t winning the Big 12.

 

Cool. Take a tampon and keep walking. I hear they're handing out vagisil at kiosk 14. 

[Gravy Train 974]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That, the blitz and the god awful goal to go play calling after the dropped TD. 4 distinct places where it turned 

And I wonder how LSU would have looked if Texas took the lead into the half.  Scoreboard notwithstanding, I think Texas still plays more disciplined than LSU and I'd have liked to see panic from LSU's offense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

If only we had Bijan to catch that ball....

 

Next year, Tigahs. 

[RollLeft 5045]

they won, we lost, fkn sucks.  dealin with it.  whoever is next is going to get bent over.

[Bruh Man 3160]

4 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

We recruit all these highly rated dbs and they get abused all night. What gives? 

Jason Washington - A+ recruiter, D- coach

[Bone3421 716]

Great Game....lets win out and beat them in January

[mulletpelini 5212]

2 minutes ago, Dog Zazz said:

We were the home underdog not sure that’s how choking works. But we did get beat congrats! Now go brush your tooth.

take your moral victory pussy

[Gravy Train 974]

2 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 

We aren’t winning the Big 12.

 

There's only one team in front of us for the conference and they're no better than they were last year while Texas is even better prepped for the October slate.

[MillerEP 30491]

Fuck that we can still win the conference, we just need to find a secondary

[Gatorubet 30246]

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

fuuuuck. I saw heart and no quit from the Horns.

This. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Jason Washington - A+ recruiter, D- coach

I'm afraid of that becoming the case with Stan Drayton, too.

[Hate 20112]

take your moral victory pussy

How does Colorado’s ass taste?

[Hurtlocker 2213]

6 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

We recruit all these highly rated dbs and they get abused all night. What gives? 

This, literally nothing was stopped

[Topper13 3368]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If only we had Bijan to catch that ball....

 

Next year, Tigahs. 

We could see them again in the Sugar

[fattyflattie 4639]

7 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Why?  He looked pretty fucking good.  He'll be fun to watch the rest of the year.  

Fuck that showboating to our crowd bullshit. Will laugh my ass off if he goes down and they are back to 3 yds and cloud of dust.  Classless pos. 

[mulletpelini 5212]

Just now, Hate said:

 

How does Colorado’s ass taste?

 

Like the corndog you're sucking on probably

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

We won't meet them in the playoffs because Bama will rape their women and children, but next year can't get here soon enough. 

[Huckleberry 32997]

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t think Burrows throws nearly 500 yards versus an above average D. Texas fought but they let him carve them up.

Yes, Orlando was absolutely embarrassed tonight. But the issues we have are fixable. This loss fucking sucks and I take no moral victory from it because we could have won. But from the overall program perspective we are clearly better off than we've been in a decade. 

We have to regroup and keep moving forward on the conference championship goal. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Beat OU, and handle your business. We’re gonna be favored in every game outside of that game. Get to the big 12 championship and that’s a playin game for the playoff

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

All of y’all blaming Orlando are fuckin goofballs tbh. It’s not Orlando’s fault we have to replace 8 starters on defense. We’re fucking young dickheads. LSU is not. We need to just get better as the season goes on

[Jkwellborn 6708]

No. Why would he be based on this game?

Because the rest of the offenses Texas will face are gonna be that good. They’ll have inferior athletes though, so maybe it will wash.

[Go Pokes 979]

Even in defeat, you’ve managed to humiliate aggy.

Well done all around

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

We've given up over 800 yds passing in 2 games. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm afraid of that becoming the case with Stan Drayton, too.

You think he’s an A+ recruiter?

[MillerEP 30491]

Curious what bullshit Herman is going to spew on the presser tonight

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Just now, Topper13 said:

We could see them again in the Sugar

I'm aiming for the playoff ls, but the Sugar would be sweet, too. I'm thinking we beat OU twice and hopefully get by Okie lite. 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Topper13 said:

We could see them again in the Sugar

No thanks. That was miserable every first down a free cramp time out. These are some classless sorry motherfuckers. 

[austintiger 111]

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

We have defensive linemen, including giant nose guard types like Coburn and Sweat.  Roach at nose is just Orlando fancying himself an innovative wizard and outsmarting himself.

Frankly I think both defenses are a fucking embarrassment. LSU just got lucky that orlando is a bigger buffoon than Ed....but not by much.

Edited September 8, 2019 by austintiger

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

Even in defeat, you’ve managed to humiliate aggy.

Well done all around

thanks? I'm so fucking livid right now.. I feel like you guys will torch us in two weeks

[Steamboat1874 4069]

Not really sure why we kept throwing to the sideline all night when the slant over the middle seemed to be wide open all night.

Also not sure why Orlando 's defense did not play man to man instead of leaving guys wide open in the zone.

I fucking hate zone defense with a passion.

Never have understood why you play a defense that covers a zone but not a man running through the zone.

We gave up over 470 yards passing.

Find a new job Todd.

Maybe Diaz will be available again.

 

 

 

[DreadHead 116]

Anyone count how many times LSU players went down with cramps and how much time they received to recover? I'm just curious from a data point of view, not excuse. 

[Huckleberry 32997]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

All of y’all blaming Orlando are fuckin goofballs tbh. It’s not Orlando’s fault we have to replace 8 starters on defense. We’re fucking young dickheads. LSU is not. We need to just get better as the season goes on

3rd and 17 with a chance to win the game he called man straight across with a blitz coming from 8 yards deep. He was really bad in several spots tonight. 

[Zuerst 146]

Winnable game... which just makes this more frustrating.  Rooting for us to win the big 12, possibly making the playoff, and who knows, maybe play LSU again? 

[d.plainview872 175]

Lots of pussy on here. I get negged for my opinion on our team. Come have a drink with me downtown and let me buy you a beer before you show your emotions. Panzys

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

Because the rest of the offenses Texas will face are gonna be that good. They’ll have inferior athletes though, so maybe it will wash.

I see what you're saying, but most of our opponent ls are inferior (like you said), so I think we can make the playoffs with one loss. 

[sith_horn 2407]

5 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Someone had to lose and it was about as "good" of a loss for us as it could have been. 

But we should have won. Burrow isn't that good. He just took advantage of all of the opportunities that Orlando handed to him. 

We'll get them next year in Baton Rouge. 

Burrow played very well. He is good. Our CBs are not that good yet. Green is usually where he needs to be, but doesn't close the deal. Boyce gets burned more often than not, but also can't play the ball when he's in position. Cook has regressed. And none of them tackle well in space.

[Wishbone 4762]

Congrats to LSU for hanging on to one of the very few wins over Texas in their program history, and more than likely the last for many meetings to come.

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Fuck that we can still win the conference, we just need to find a secondary

Yep, win out and we're in the playoffs.

But that means avoiding the annual inexplicable Herman loss to a lesser opponent.

[staboner 4984]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Worst kind of loss. Winnable big game. Could have been a program defining statement. 

yeah. had some tough breaks and some shitty officiating but the corches really stunk the joint up tonight. 

defense was presses so many wrong buttons. only blitzing on 3rd and long? i mean is this the fucking NFL from the 80's?

offense. sam was just off in the first half.

i will say this, and i said it earlier, not making teh big play is just so hard to come back from. ingram gideon'ing that TD err no TD catch is hard to recover from

[Ghost of Shag 2614]

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

take your moral victory pussy

Suck Colorado’s dick.

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

You think he’s an A+ recruiter?

Good point. He's not A+ in either department. Don't know if can really chalk up Bijan Robinson to him. Maybe it's more Tim Beck.

[Bou_10 19]

Alright guys Ima give credit where it’s due, y’all played a hell of a game and gave us a run for our money. Hope y’all win y’all conference. I think y’all got a good shot. Anyway I just wanted to say fuck y’all, geaux tigers, horns down motherfuckers! See y’all next year!

[Theo Huxtable 48]

Never thought I’d root for Bama, but after that QB’s homo limp wave to our fans, I hope Bama beats them. And a hurricane hits that cunt’s house and only his house.


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[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

3rd and 17 with a chance to win the game he called man straight across with a blitz coming from 8 yards deep. He was really bad in several spots tonight. 

This. Force a punt and the game is tied. 

[Valmy77 13243]

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

take your moral victory pussy

We lost the game. 

Anyway great game by Sam. Congrats to LSU, they kicked our butts on offense like few non-Big 12 teams have ever done.

We are getting another hefty dose of this against Oklahoma State in two weeks. We better be ready.

[Your Mom 4806]

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Fuck that showboating to our crowd bullshit. Will laugh my ass off if he goes down and they are back to 3 yds and cloud of dust.  Classless pos. 

Yeah ok, our guys would never do that.  

[RollLeft 5045]

7 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

You chokin sons a bitches.  You had the day set, and you're just a bunch of fucking pretenders too.  

and thats fair

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm aiming for the playoff ls, but the Sugar would be sweet, too. I'm thinking we beat OU twice and hopefully get by Okie lite. 

Yeah and go independent ASAP to stop having to play OU rematch in Jerry world every fucking year. This conference is piss poor and a waste of $ to leeches like fucking Baylor who just make us look bad.

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