About those LSU 'heat' cramps free timeouts

[Tex Long 4355]

So... visitors arrive at the stadium and dress out... what, around five minutes before kickoff? Or more like four or five hours... and they either don't notice the A/C is off, or can't find anyone to complain to, or didn't bring enough Best Buy coupons to go grab some portable A/Cs? Maybe they were just practicing falling down and pretending to have cramps, practicing so hard that they didn't notice A/C? Maybe some dastardly UT employee not only turned the A/C off, but flipped the switch plate over so it said ON when it was OFF, and Tigahbaters couldn't figure it out? 

[BabaYaga 15215]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Lots of us have admitted lsu likely beats us regardless. 

 

I've yet to see a single lsu fan admit your coaches and defensive players acted like little futball bitches taking intentional dives.

 

So who's unwilling to own the truth about Saturday?

 

 

 

Every time an opposing team has a player go down with this horse shit fake cramps, Herman should instruct the ENTIRE team on the field to drop and writhe around in fake agony until they get back up.  Call these fuck-wads out.  

[Message Board User 12390]

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

So... visitors arrive at the stadium and dress out... what, around five minutes before kickoff? Or more like four or five hours... and they either don't notice the A/C is off, or can't find anyone to complain to, or didn't bring enough Best Buy coupons to go grab some portable A/Cs? Maybe they were just practicing falling down and pretending to have cramps, practicing so hard that they didn't notice A/C? Maybe some dastardly UT employee not only turned the A/C off, but flipped the switch plate over so it said ON when it was OFF, and Tigahbaters couldn't figure it out? 

And we don't find out about this until 36 hours AFTER the game ends.  Not one LSU coach, LSU student-athlete (lol), or trainer says anything on social media Saturday night or all day Sunday?

[Longhorn Fever 267]

[Longhorn Fever 267]

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

And we don't find out about this until 36 hours AFTER the game ends.  Not one LSU coach, LSU student-athlete (lol), or trainer says anything on social media Saturday night or all day Sunday?

LSU is just classy that way. Didn't want to say anything about it, but the question was asked and they had to answer honestly.

[Valmy77 13125]

Well obviously this is going to look like some dastardly conspiracy on our part. Well shit.

[Longhorn Fever 267]

It was HOT, y'all

[NotEricPrydz 117]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

Haha. Is #33 a flopping QC coach on staff now?

He’s currently a Pro Bowl safety for the Jets.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23365]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I've yet to see a single lsu fan admit your coaches and defensive players acted like little futball bitches taking intentional dives.

I’ll admit the dives seemed strategic and bitchy.  We’ve had plenty of teams do it to us and we usually just laugh it off and belittle them for not being able to hang.  We usually win the game anyway tho...

Edited September 9, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1580]

50 minutes ago, NotEricPrydz said:

La Tech did say something about it, directly to Orgeron, when he called their program prior to Saturday’s game.   

 

OR....your coach is bullshitting to save face for all the bush league cramping nonsense that your ‘baws’ We’re pulling

[Longhorn Fever 267]

9 minutes ago, NotEricPrydz said:

He’s currently a Pro Bowl safety for the Jets.  

Is the person that taught him flopping technique still on staff?

[MirrOlure 14642]

So exactly what does not being in air conditioning for 20 minutes have to do with cramps an hour and half later?  

[utee94 15746]

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’ll admit the dives seems strategic and bitchy.  We’ve had plenty of teams do it to us and we usually just laugh it off and belittle them for not being able to hang.  We usually win the game anyway tho...

If Alabama is the team that does this to you, as  LSU fans are claiming, then no, you don't usually win the game.

 

[OU Sucks 8748]

23 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Every time an opposing team has a player go down with this horse shit fake cramps, Herman should instruct the ENTIRE team on the field to drop and writhe around in fake agony until they get back up.  Call these fuck-wads out.  

That would be a terrible look if the player was really injured.  However, unless the rules get changed, we should absolutely pull the fake injury shit next year, when LSU is marching down the field and our D is tired.  Let's see how accepting LSU fans are when our defense gets free breaks/water/coaching and LSU's momentum gets stopped 4, 5 or 6+ times in a row.

Edited September 9, 2019 by OU Sucks

[Kermit 3132]

Yeah, I’m going to call bullshit on this one. News would have dropped much sooner if this was true. Players would have been blabbing about it after the game. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23365]

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

If Alabama is the team that does this to you, as  LSU fans are claiming, then no, you don't usually win the game.

Have you seen our offense play Alabama?  They don’t need to cramp to disrupt our shit. 

Auburn has been the worst offender in recent years. 

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

DKR doesn't have a split-system AC.

oops.

[TexArcher 37553]

5 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Yeah, I’m going to call bullshit on this one. News would have dropped much sooner if this was true. Players would have been blabbing about it after the game. 

Man, it would have hit Twitter hours before kickoff.

I'm guessing this is LSU trying to excuse away the fact that their players were dehydrated so people don't get fired.

If that's not it, then those players were told to fake injuries to slow down our offense and get a breather.

There is zero chance that the AC was out in the visitors' locker room at DKR and the entire LSU team just sat there and sweated.

Get the fuck out of here with this.

Edited September 9, 2019 by TexArcher

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

1 hour ago, NotEricPrydz said:

La Tech did say something about it, directly to Orgeron, when he called their program prior to Saturday’s game.   

 

He said to him to say to me to say to him: bubblish.

[Boogaloo 268]

The no A/C story is just really starting to gain traction now, i agree very curious timing 

[Deej 76599]

31 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Says the bot with 22,000 bitter Cloak Room posts.

This right here. 

[BabaYaga 15215]

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

That would be a terrible look if the player was really injured.  However, unless the rules get changed, we should absolutely pull the fake injury shit next year, when LSU is marching down the field and our D is tired.  Let's see how accepting LSU fans are when our defense gets free breaks/water/coaching and LSU's momentum gets stopped 4, 5 or 6+ times in a row.

If it's a recurring thing as it was in the game, then do it.  Obviously it's not an everyday thing - use it to call out these BS "cramps" players keep having that we all know is fake nonsense.  

Shit like this

[dcar00 14043]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, it would have hit Twitter hours before kickoff.

I'm guessing this is LSU trying to excuse away the fact that their players were dehydrated  were flopping bitches so people don't get fired.  

If that's not it, then those players were told to fake injuries to slow down our offense and get a breather.

There is zero chance that the AC was out in the visitors' locker room at DKR and the entire LSU team just sat there and sweated.

Get the fuck out of here with this.

fify.  no one is getting fired for something the coaching staff instructed them to do.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

11 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

we should absolutely pull the fake injury shit next year, when LSU is marching down the field and our D is tired. 

LSU isn't going to march down the field next year, we're going to shut them out 65-0

we're going to score with three minutes to go and go for two to make it 57-0

then we're going to call timeout and throw another TD pass with eight seconds to go and go for two again 

also fuck Hugo

Edited September 9, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[DDD Dad 14269]

1 hour ago, Brain Hanger said:

And maybe LSU would've had less cramps if y'all's shit visitor's locker room had air conditioning.  I'm sure LSU's visitor's locker room will be nice and cold for y'all next year

[Huckleberry 32710]

I kind of disagree with the idea that if it's true their players would have been talking about it immediately in the postgame. Visiting locker rooms without A/C is fucking common as hell in football. It's not even worth talking about.

[JBJ 3649]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

oops.

Exactly.  I want to know exactly what what Coach O said, because it's not possible for the AC to "be out".  It's only really possible to be running "slow" if there were a broken thermostat.  And "slow" generally means ~72-74 degree dry air or a lower volume of chilled air.  In a room underground surrounded by other cooled rooms it's highly dubious this would be stifling "AC out" conditions.

It far more likely he just made something up off the cuff to cover for all the flops.

[BabaYaga 15215]

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

also fuck Hugo

[mr.goodkat 464]

47 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If this thread doesn’t scream “take the loss pussy”...

how about go fuck yourself hugo ? not saying that the delays were why we lost , just that its bush league shit that is  common place in the the sec . we lost . sucks . we move on  but discussing it doesn't make one a pussy 

[Machinator 32098]

Media is running with it, so we'll have to address it in some manner.

 

[Huckleberry 32710]

Media might have other stuff to talk about

https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

Yahoo Sports spent a week embedded with the Longhorns to examine everything that built up to this climactic moment – the playoff stakes, aura of alleged SEC superiority and a heated recruiting rivalry. And it all played out amid a frenetic backdrop with everything from mandatory team dancing and pillow fights to hundreds of messages – some threatening, racist and homophobic – sent by LSU fans to Ehlinger and the coaching staff.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1580]

Soooo.....I'm supposed to believe that Tom Herman, who coached Trey Holtz  (Skip Holtz's son),  decided that he would purposefully tell administration to turn off the A/C on Skip's team.......and Skip Holtz said absolutely nothing to Tom Herman about it.....but ran off to tattle to big bad cookie crumb face?

 

Maybe....just maybe.....your coach is getting called out for bush league cramping tactics and is trying to save face.

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Jane, you ignorant slut

[Huckleberry 32710]

Hahaha, so dumb. Yes, 15 minutes without air conditioning was super dangerous. Weird how their players were never in danger from the 4 hours on the field without air conditioning.

[Longboard Horn 40172]

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Media is running with it, so we'll have to address it in some manner.

 

How do we know that’s what Ed O really said? He sounds like Cookie Monster mixed with Boomhauer. 

[Chuckie Finster 22609]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Media might have other stuff to talk about

https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

 

 

Players filed out of the locker room, grumbling that LSU required 12 trips from trainers to the field during the game, 10 of which came in the second half. That included Chaisson, winking at the Texas staff when he went down with an apparent lower-body ailment late in the second half before walking to the opposite sideline. Texas had one trip from the trainer all game, which came on the onside kick in the final minute.

[dcar00 14043]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha, so dumb. Yes, 15 minutes without air conditioning was super dangerous. Weird how their players were never in danger from the 4 hours on the field without air conditioning.

more specifically "defensive" players.  they are the only ones affected by no A/C and mainly for the first drive of the half while trying to diagnose our offensive adjustments.

[Huckleberry 32710]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Players filed out of the locker room, grumbling that LSU required 12 trips from trainers to the field during the game, 10 of which came in the second half. That included Chaisson, winking at the Texas staff when he went down with an apparent lower-body ailment late in the second half before walking to the opposite sideline. Texas had one trip from the trainer all game, which came on the onside kick in the final minute.

Yep. Confirmation that it was bullshit. The A/C stupidity is just that, stupidity, and a bunch of stupid people fell for it. Good work, fellas.

[White Tiger 92]

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_4c7ccdf0-d32d-11e9-b2cc-e3343db78599.html  

 

I am sure this was just an oversight on the part of UT.  

[Goodman 3273]

16 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Media might have other stuff to talk about

https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

 

 

That won't sell, hating on us sells. Media should be roasting the LSU's "cramps" but of course, edOarghsec......

[MirrOlure 14642]

This is just a practice run for the bleeding vagina bitching from Baton Rouge in December, when 12-1 conference champion Texas gets a playoff spot over 11-1 divisional runner-up LSU.

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

And we don't find out about this until 36 hours AFTER the game ends.  Not one LSU coach, LSU student-athlete (lol), or trainer says anything on social media Saturday night or all day Sunday?

It's another statistical miracle.

[RDCanecutter 26341]

"LSU Heat Cramps" is my next band name.

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

So exactly what does not being in air conditioning for 20 minutes have to do with cramps an hour and half later?  

You stupid sip, Sandstorm!

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

When he says “air” does he mean a/c or blowing air? And when he says “extra fans”, does he mean that there were some fans in there already or were there none to start with?

[Kermit 3132]

7 minutes ago, White Tiger said:

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_4c7ccdf0-d32d-11e9-b2cc-e3343db78599.html  

 

I am sure this was just an oversight on the part of UT.  

You coach is pulling your tiny peepee.

[Your Mom 4799]

1 minute ago, White Tiger said:

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_4c7ccdf0-d32d-11e9-b2cc-e3343db78599.html  

 

I am sure this was just an oversight on the part of UT.  

Why would it need to be an oversight?  I have no problem with a lack of AC in visitors locker rooms. I expect our guys have played in a few such stadiums too, and I doubt this the first time your team has.   Not really that big a deal.  If they’re ok to play in 100 degrees why wouldn’t they also be ok to sit in it for 15 minutes?   The AC in my house was out for a week recently while I waited on a new coil. The house was still cooler than outside.  It wasn’t comfortable but it wasn’t unsafe.  And how does AC in a locker room prevent cramps anyway? And why would it only affect the defense  It doesn’t?  That s just your fat slob of coach’s justification.  

[Brain Hanger 108]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Lots of us have admitted lsu likely beats us regardless. 

 

I've yet to see a single lsu fan admit your coaches and defensive players acted like little futball bitches taking intentional dives.

 

So who's unwilling to own the truth about Saturday?

 

 

 

I said earlier in the thread that I thought DT Shelvin going down might've been fake

 

But you're a goddamn fool if you think the coaches were telling the best players on defense --- Grant Delpit, Rashard Lawrence (didn't return), Michael Divinity, Kristian Fulton, Glen Logan (didn't return) -- to fake an injury and leave the field for multiple plays.  Additionally, several of those guys went to the locker room to get IVs... something you obviously do if you're just faking cramps.  

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

59 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Yeah, I’m going to call bullshit on this one. News would have dropped much sooner if this was true. Players would have been blabbing about it after the game. 

What's remarkable is not the hubris to try to deflect the diving reality.  It's the absolute stupidity on display in the form of zero situational awareness to make the claim that their directional little brother experienced the same thing 9 days earlier when in the modern age of intertrons not one bit or byte has been dedicated to said LaTech lack of A/C, on a hotter day, when LaTech experienced zero cramping issues, said 100% incidence of cramping specifically not affecting their defensive squad.  On a hotter day.

Sandstorm!

[Nivek 16873]

With no repercussions for cheating, it doesn’t matter who fakes the injury. 17 time outs you had. Seems like that is a little excessive.