About those LSU 'heat' cramps free timeouts

[Armybrat 40754]

1 minute ago, scottsins said:

 

I mean, I don’t approve at all of the locker room AC sabotage shit at all, BUT

How did the LSU offensive players get AC. They must have had it since they didn’t cramp.

 

They went over to the Alumni center, pushed some old ladies out of those easy chairs, took their wine spritzers, and chilled for 15 minutes.

[TigerFan4538 174]

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Probably one of your Katrina section 8 evacuees. We got a hundred thousand of them scattered all over.

Are they from NOLA, San Fran, Portland, who knows? They are putting the "Dirty" in Dirty 6th and making your "Mecca of College Football" like the city equivalent of a port-a-potty

Edited September 9, 2019 by TigerFan4538

[Longhorn Fever 267]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

They went over to the Alumni center, pushed some old ladies out of those easy chairs, took their wine spritzers, and chilled for 15 minutes.

Haha. The defense was on the way to do the same but ran into ArmyBrat and his octogenarian brother and pussed out.

[Armybrat 40754]

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Does LSU have functioning A/C in their visitors locker room every game day, or are your fellow SEC brethren lying? 

Troll can’t answer a direct easy question. Lol

[Kermit 3132]

13 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I've played football. It makes all the difference in the world both pregame and halftime to cool the body off after it has been overheated. 

You would think UT would have enough money to get a fully functioning A/C or enough pride to play by the rules but sometimes... It just doesn't matter. Teams will just beat Texas because they are Texas. A program whose fans think they are much better than they really are. 45-38 and it should've been a lot worse  

We apparently don’t care enough to get a functioning ac, but seeing as how this is all bullshit anyway...go fuck yourself. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

28 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I have no doubt y'all have a nice visitor's locker room. You just decided to cut the A/C for a competitive advantage against LSU and YOU STILL COULDN'T KEEP UP

It was the only reason the game was mildly competitive. 

You’ve got to lie like coach O. Just sad. Funny how not one mention of the A/C from La Tech or LSU until they labeled them the “Midol Touch” defense. 

You are trash just like you team. Take your Russian bot Hugo with you 

[clapclapclap 9000]

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Is this the same LSU fan just making multiple accounts as the previous one gets banned?

It's HitByATrainer

[Randolph Duke 4034]

12 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I've played football. It makes all the difference in the world both pregame and halftime to cool the body off after it has been overheated. 

You would think UT would have enough money to get a fully functioning A/C or enough pride to play by the rules but sometimes... It just doesn't matter. Teams will just beat Texas because they are Texas. A program whose fans think they are much better than they really are. 45-38 and it should've been a lot worse  

Please, tell us how great the LSU fans are. The good thing is that even though the caller ID was blocked, the FBI can still trace the call to McKnight.

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With all of their game-planning done and only a walkthrough remaining on Friday, much of the conversation around the football facility shifted to a rash of prank phone calls and vulgar texts from LSU fans that began late Thursday. A picture of a staff phone number list from two years ago got released onto Instagram, which meant a flood of calls from LSU fans to the Texas coaches. (Only Hand was spared.) Soon after, Oklahoma, Texas A&M and other fan bases caught on and followed.

Ehlinger also got flooded with calls, as by Saturday morning he’d received more than 2,000 texts from LSU fans on his old phone. He attributed it to a fraternity there, but was largely unbothered because he’d already switched primary phones.

The invasion was greeted with a mix of reactions from the staff. There was plenty of laughter and mocking of the crude LSU fans’ spelling and accents. Ehlinger joked in the offensive staff room that he could picture a caller, who’d made multiple crude references to a tiger’s anatomy, sitting on his couch with “three teeth and a bottle of whiskey.”

The calls weren’t all sophomoric humor. Strength coach Yancy McKnight got a call from a blocked number that left a voicemail in which the caller threatened to kill McKnight’s family. “You’ll find your family hung in the kitchen with their throats slit,” the voicemail to McKnight said. The caller punctuated with the message: “F--- you.”

https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

 

[Armybrat 40754]

1 minute ago, TigerFan4538 said:

Are they from NOLA, San Fran, Portland, who knows? They are putting the "Dirty" in Dirty 6th and making your "Mecca of College Football" like the city equivalent of a port-a-potty

No, our numbnuts governor invited them all in from Louisiana with open arms. Those that evacuated without your crooked mayor’s help.

[Armybrat 40754]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

Haha. The defense was on the way to do the same but ran into ArmyBrat and his octogenarian brother and pussed out.

No, just me. Bro toughed it out. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

LSU won and the cramps didn’t impact the score.  

LSU used bush league tactics.  

Both statements above are true. 

[TigerFan4538 174]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

You are the one calling yelling "I played football." Everybody here has said LSU won and had the better team Saturday.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

 

With 12+ flops/cramps, was LSU tougher? What is the answer? Were your fellas out of condition, or are they flopping cheaters?

I did play football. I think I could have played better than Texas' DB's too with proper hydration and A/C. 

Again, this makes your fanbase on here look truly dumb. They were in shape and hydrated. You cut the A/C off in 100 degree heat. We cramped because of it. Your fans booed even though your own players didn't have to deal with cheating bullshit. 

There is a direct cause and effect relationship here. Yet you still want to act like these injuries were faked. I don't understand how a fanbase could collectively be so mentally inept. 

[Longhorn Fever 267]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

LSU won and the cramps didn’t impact the score.  

LSU used bush league tactics.  

Both statements above are true. 

It's really not that hard, is it?

[Brain Hanger 108]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

LSU used bush league tactics. 

68 and 66 the biggest POSs on the field?

[TigerFan4538 174]

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

You’ve got to lie like coach O. Just sad. Funny how not one mention of the A/C from La Tech or LSU until they labeled them the “Midol Touch” defense. 

You are trash just like you team. Take your Russian bot Hugo with you 

If we're trash, what does that make Texas? The football version of human shit scooped up under the I-35?

[Longhorn Fever 267]

1 minute ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I did play football. I think I could have played better than Texas' DB's too with proper hydration and A/C. 

Again, this makes your fanbase on here look truly dumb. They were in shape and hydrated. You cut the A/C off in 100 degree heat. We cramped because of it. Your fans booed even though your own players didn't have to deal with cheating bullshit. 

There is a direct cause and effect relationship here. Yet you still want to act like these injuries were faked. I don't understand how a fanbase could collectively be so mentally inept. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I did play football. I think I could have played better than Texas' DB's too with proper hydration and A/C. 

Again, this makes your fanbase on here look truly dumb. They were in shape and hydrated. You cut the A/C off in 100 degree heat. We cramped because of it. Your fans booed even though your own players didn't have to deal with cheating bullshit. 

There is a direct cause and effect relationship here. Yet you still want to act like these injuries were faked. I don't understand how a fanbase could collectively be so mentally inept. 

Mentally inept?  From an LSU guy. 

Okay....

[TigerFan4538 174]

Just now, Longhorn Fever said:

A GIF response.. I rest my case. Just tell your fans to shut the fuck up when someone goes down with a legitimate injury because y'all are too dumb to tell the difference obviously. 

[Armybrat 40754]

1 minute ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I did play football. I think I could have played better than Texas' DB's too with proper hydration and A/C. 

Again, this makes your fanbase on here look truly dumb. They were in shape and hydrated. You cut the A/C off in 100 degree heat. We cramped because of it. Your fans booed even though your own players didn't have to deal with cheating bullshit. 

There is a direct cause and effect relationship here. Yet you still want to act like these injuries were faked. I don't understand how a fanbase could collectively be so mentally inept. 

Does LSU provide functioning A/C in the visitors’ locker room on game day?  So simple even you can answer it, unless the multi syllable words are to hard for you.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, Brain Hanger said:

68 and 66 the biggest POSs on the field?

Texas got called for holding twice.  LSU held just as much and never got called.  

[Huckleberry 32710]

3 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

68 and 66 the biggest POSs on the field?

lulz this is some pussy shit right here.

First one - A clean double team block that knocks your fatass defensive lineman down while the QB still has the ball is dirty? What the fuck are you talking about in that play? The hold that was called a hold?

Second one - finishing a block before the whistle is blown is dirty? Notice your players didn't complain even a little bit.

This is fucking embarrassing.

Edited September 9, 2019 by Huckleberry

[Armybrat 40754]

Just now, TigerFan4538 said:

A GIF response.. I rest my case. Just tell your fans to shut the fuck up when someone goes down with a legitimate injury because y'all are too dumb to tell the difference obviously. 

Tell your players to stop the high school bullshit and play like men, so the really injured don’t get mocked.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Just now, TigerFan4538 said:

If we're trash, what does that make Texas? The football version of human shit scooped up under the I-35?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Just now, TigerFan4538 said:

A GIF response.. I rest my case. Just tell your fans to shut the fuck up when someone goes down with a legitimate injury because y'all are too dumb to tell the difference obviously. 

13 cramps.  Just on one side of the ball.  Not Texas’ offense.  Not Texas’ defense.   Not LSU’s offense.

 

[TigerFan4538 174]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Does LSU provide functioning A/C in the visitors’ locker room on game day?  So simple even you can answer it, unless the multi syllable words are to hard for you.

Too* hard. Multisyllabic* words are apparently easier for me than spelling is for you. 

 

We do provide it to teams not named Texas.

LOL just kidding. You'll probably be treated great unlike how LSU was treated for the entire game in DRK. 

Edited September 9, 2019 by TigerFan4538

[Armybrat 40754]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Does LSU provide functioning A/C in the visitors’ locker room on game day?  So simple even you can answer it, unless the multi syllable words are to hard for you.

*crickets*

[Longhorn Fever 267]

3 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

A GIF response.. I rest my case. Just tell your fans to shut the fuck up when someone goes down with a legitimate injury because y'all are too dumb to tell the difference obviously. 

We'll get right on it. 

[Armybrat 40754]

Just now, TigerFan4538 said:

Too* hard. Multisyllabic* words are apparently easier for me than spelling is to you. 

 

We do provide it to teams not named Texas.

LOL just kidding. You'll probably be treated great unlike how LSU was treated for the entire game in DRK. 

Why do other SEC teams complain about it?

[TigerFan4538 174]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

13 cramps.  Just on one side of the ball.  Not Texas’ offense.  Not Texas’ defense.   Not LSU’s offense.

 

LSU's offense was fine because your secondary couldn't stop a nosebleed. 

Texas was fine because they actually provided a fully functioning A/C unit in their own locker room. Wonder why they couldn't extend that to the visiting team? Did they not want to get boat raced at home? 

[dcar00 14040]

5 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I did play football. I think I could have played better than Texas' DB's too with proper hydration and A/C. 

Again, this makes your fanbase on here look truly dumb. They were in shape and hydrated. You cut the A/C off in 100 degree heat. We cramped because of it. Your fans booed even though your own players didn't have to deal with cheating bullshit. 

There is a direct cause and effect relationship here. Yet you still want to act like these injuries were faked. I don't understand how a fanbase could collectively be so mentally inept. 

75% of the cramps were on the first drive out of halftime....then nothing.  Its OK your pussy bitches played within the rules and Coach cookie monster is now going with the grassy knoll theory. why?  its within the rules to fake an injury no need to run from it.

[Longhorn Fever 267]

5 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

A GIF response.. I rest my case. Just tell your fans to shut the fuck up when someone goes down with a legitimate injury because y'all are too dumb to tell the difference obviously. 

How's this for a GIF response?

I think your mom is calling you home for dinner and to finish your cipherin' homework.

[TigerFan4538 174]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Tell your players to stop the high school bullshit and play like men, so the really injured don’t get mocked.

So you are admitting high school level players in the form of LSU player's pushed your "men's" shit in on national television? Not a great look, nor quote, for a UT fan.  

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

She looks like half of the 40 year old frat guys in our sections in jerseys with puke stains dropped by hot takes like “Sam can’t throw, and we will run down your throat etc etc. 

Real salt of the earth....morons

[Armybrat 40754]

No, your coaches used a hs tactic in that drive, and everybody knows it. You do too, so own it.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

On what planet where LSU wins by a TD while UT left an easy 7-10 points on the field is getting their shit pushed in?   

I never knew how many gaping pussies existed in LSU’s fan base until they all started showing up here.  Which probably should tell me y’all are just a bunch of shit head aggies trolling.  

Edited September 9, 2019 by BigVegasHorn26

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Coach O wasn’t smart enough to concoct this bullshit story when asked about cramps post game. Had to go home and find someone with an above Forrest IQ to help him come up with something. 

Ya ya ya football, just rang hollow

[TigerFan4538 174]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

How's this for a GIF response?

I think your mom is calling you home for dinner and to finish your cipherin' homework.

It's a GIF response... It's not even humorous. This is getting boring. 

[Your Mom 4799]

39 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

You can get arrested for leaving a minor or pet in a car with no A/C with temperatures reaching that height. I guess Texas fans don't have the brain to know why.. It's not good for your body. 

Maybe when your A/C went out you got so dehydrated it rendered you unable to come up with a formidable thought. 

 Jesus Christ. You think an underground brick enclosed room is going to be remotely similar to a car in the sun?  Just stop.  The grown ups are talking now.  Go take your nutria for a walk or something. 

[cactusflinthead 27595]

1 minute ago, TigerFan4538 said:

It's a GIF response... It's not even humorous. This is getting boring. 

Ok, then leave 

[TigerFan4538 174]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

No, your coaches used a hs tactic in that drive, and everybody knows it. You do too, so own it.

I think we're just going in circles now but, I'll explain it to you one more time, old man. 

LSU had legitimate injuries. UT cutting off the A/C exacerbated those injuries during the 2nd half. You cheated your way to a loss. 

But please keep crying about how a high school team dunked on your sad excuse for a football program. 

[Longhorn Fever 267]

3 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

It's a GIF response... It's not even humorous. This is getting boring. 

 

Edited September 9, 2019 by Longhorn Fever
TigerFan4538 idiocy rubbing off on me

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

5 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

It's a GIF response... It's not even humorous. This is getting boring. 

You cry and cry about a fake A/C issue but have nothing to say about your fans making death threats before the game.  To children  

You suck at life. 

Texas fans would never deem this acceptable. 

Edited September 9, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

1 minute ago, TigerFan4538 said:

I think we're just going in circles now but, I'll explain it to you one more time, old man. 

LSU had legitimate injuries. UT cutting off the A/C exacerbated those injuries during the 2nd half. You cheated your way to a loss. 

But please keep crying about how a high school team dunked on your sad excuse for a football program. 

Do you believe everything someone with a fourth grade intellect tells you?  

Dont run with scissors. 

[happyhookem 224]

Hey, mouth breather, why don't you tell us how it was hotter in Baton Rouge game week and your pussies had cramp issues. Sounds to me like you need a new conditioning coach.

[Armybrat 40754]

You still have not explained why your coach did not bring your own A/C if he had a headsup from the LaTech coach.

no cheating at all, it is within the rules.... to quote a troll.

[Your Mom 4799]

23 minutes ago, TigerFan4538 said:

Are they from NOLA, San Fran, Portland, who knows? They are putting the "Dirty" in Dirty 6th and making your "Mecca of College Football" like the city equivalent of a port-a-potty

Dude.  Nobody in Austin goes to dirty 6th. For at least 20 years now it has strictly been where out-of-towners go.  We don’t even claim that as part of the city’s attractions anymore. Moose out front should’ve told you.  It’s like a poor mans Bourbon St, tourists, vomit stench, and no locals. 

[Armybrat 40754]

Smells just like Louisiana.

[TigerFan4538 174]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ok, then leave 

Ok. Since I've ruffled so many feathers here, I'll leave y'all to circle jerk about your fake injury fantasy. Maybe y'all can imagine what the game would've been like if Keontay Ingram caught a 2 yard TD pass too. 

 

OR maybe y'all can talk about what the game would've been like if LSU didn't have THREE different receivers go over 100+yards against "DBU."

Just some thoughts. Good luck in the Big 12! I'm sure it'll be about as tough as the Mountain West. 

[TexArcher 37547]

1 hour ago, Brain Hanger said:

I said earlier in the thread that I thought DT Shelvin going down might've been fake

 

But you're a goddamn fool if you think the coaches were telling the best players on defense --- Grant Delpit, Rashard Lawrence (didn't return), Michael Divinity, Kristian Fulton, Glen Logan (didn't return) -- to fake an injury and leave the field for multiple plays.  Additionally, several of those guys went to the locker room to get IVs... something you obviously do if you're just faking cramps.  

Shouldn't y'all be shitting all over the Northwestern State message boards this week?

[Nivek 16873]

Sounds to me like y'all just got outcoached.
Pussy move to cramp up to stop offensive rhythm?  Absolutely.  Texas D coaches could have called the exact same play but didn't, so scoreboard tigers.
Disagree about making "injured" players sit out more than 1 play.  You don't have to be a member of Mensa to see how that leads to increased injuries as guys who are actually hurt try to walk it off before the next play and end up doing more damage.

Who has been injured trying to walk off the field?