Below Deck

[RPM 26,315]

Thailand. This could be interesting.

Courtney & Simone, double smoke.

Edited October 8, 2019 by RPM

[Deej 76,750]

Nice to have a chef with dysentery preparing food for the guests.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Solid start.  Kate is such a bitch, and I love her for it.  

[Updawg 2,266]

Yeah, pretty good start. I want to see Capt. Sandy manage Kate sometime. They would kill each other in 5 mins

[CHIEF 5,075]

Another addict here. Wife doesn't watch it though. What's the deal with Collin? Does the dude just try too hard? Dude couldn't get laid in a morgue.

CHIEF

[Bateshorn 9,927]

9 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Another addict here. Wife doesn't watch it though. What's the deal with Collin? Does the dude just try too hard? Dude couldn't get laid in a morgue.

CHIEF

I'm pretty certain Collin is gay.  He's not out-out, so I think the show doesn't play it up and uses him as plot fodder for romance that's not really there.

There's some real smoke on the Thai season.  Courtney is Hannah/Sierra Storm level rude.

Edited October 9, 2019 by Bateshorn

[Underdog 28,544]

#TeamKate

[Lat22 4,010]

I could have done without hearing the assplosions. 

[Biff Tannen 45,660]

So who do we think Ashton wants gone later in the season?  Chef?

[RPM 26,315]

Probably the female deckhand he screws in the next episode.

[Bateshorn 9,927]

22 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I could have done without hearing the assplosions. 

I remain in awe of the number of human beings unaware of this:

[TrashMaster G 17,536]

On 9/25/2019 at 6:26 PM, RPM said:

This will never not be funny and true.

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

Seems like Abbi has got a little bit of freak to her

[RPM 26,315]

"I think they put something in the vodka in Thailand" may have been the understatement of the season.

[Mac8111 2,105]

Courtney seems like she would be unbelievably bad in bed.


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[UTPhil2006 3,801]

4 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Courtney seems like she would be unbelievably bad in bed.


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I'm willing to do the research

[Chips O'Toole 1,322]

6 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Courtney seems like she would be unbelievably bad in bed.


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She might be ok if you can tune out the sound of her complaining about the thread count of the sheets.  

She's not that attractive either, she's a solid 4 on the Below Deck interior hotness scale.

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

I miss Sandy hovering over dinner, bitching about staff to other staff, and hogging staff. 
 

Wait nm. Lee and Kate forever. 

[Deej 76,750]

I'm digging Simone, this season. 

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

So is that passenger hungover and dehydrated or actually dying on this episode 

[DaysOff 7,943]

I miss Sandy hovering over dinner, bitching about staff to other staff, and hogging staff. 
 
Wait nm. Lee and Kate forever. 

Sandy and Kate munching each other's carpet would make for good cable TV.

[TonyTexas 10,504]

Siap. New addition to the Below Deck franchise called BD Sailing Vessel. No cast announced but here’s the boat. 

https://www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-22354/parsifal-iii.htm

Edited October 22, 2019 by TonyTexas

[Updawg 2,266]

Awesome, I'll watch that as well

[Updawg 2,266]

Double post.

 

 

 

 

[RPM 26,315]

I'm rapidly approaching the sick of her level of Kate. Everything is somebody else's fault. She takes the blame for nothing. I know there's a confrontation at some point this season from the previews. I hope it knocks her off her high fucking horse. I wonder if this season was shot before or after she was busted in Florida.

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

22 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So is that passenger hungover and dehydrated or actually dying on this episode 

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmk.

[Deej 76,750]

Stud of the Sea getting more action this charter than any of the young 'uns.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

On 10/21/2019 at 9:59 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

So is that passenger hungover and dehydrated or actually dying on this episode 

She may have a slight addiction problem.  The episode title was good though, Weekend at Brandi's.

[wood 11,225]

On 10/16/2019 at 2:37 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

She's not that attractive either, she's a solid 4 on the Below Deck interior hotness scale.

Yeah I don't get the love ...

[Deej 76,750]

Team Simone.

 

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

Theyre all different levels of nuts

[ChickenSandwich 9,824]

Saw a rerun of S5 E9 with Sara Hall Dallas realtor as the sugar grand baby. 
 

I said got damn. She’s a 15

[Deej 76,750]

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

Lol at the damn millenials quote. Getting engaged over text.  Oooookay

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Isn't that how everybody proposes to their wives these days.  And then proceed to immediately talk about getting divorced and it will be just like a break up, no big deal.

[Mac8111 2,105]

8 female charter guests and all of them uglier than the other. Fuck, how does that even happen.


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[RPM 26,315]

56 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

8 female charter guests and all of them uglier than the other. Fuck, how does that even happen.


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You think hot single chicks are gonna hang with them?

[TonyTexas 10,504]

23 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Isn't that how everybody proposes to their wives these days.  And then proceed to immediately talk about getting divorced and it will be just like a break up, no big deal.

Won’t even need a lawyer to get a divorce. Just ghost them. 

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

On 11/5/2019 at 2:47 PM, Moby Ric said:

Isn't that how everybody proposes to their wives these days.  And then proceed to immediately talk about getting divorced and it will be just like a break up, no big deal.

They actually got married. Shocking, I know. 

[wood 11,225]

On 11/6/2019 at 4:41 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

They actually got married. Shocking, I know. 

"It may be impulsive and stupid, but that's just who I am and that's how I handle things" ... or something pretty damn close to that lol. What a  basketcase. I loved how she acted all shocked and hurt that she had to get off the boat.

 

.... and my money's on Ross Inya as the 'new' deck hand.

Edited November 12, 2019 by wood

[RPM 26,315]

You mean I gotta leave? Now? 

Ross is a good call. He's semi local and by that I mean in the same hemisphere.

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

I think it’s Rhylee.

[Native Horn 3,498]

Pretty sure Cap'n Lee said it's a dude.

[wood 11,225]

14 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I think it’s Rhylee.

Oh hell no.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

I’m through season 3. I’ll telling y’all, I found Rocky to be super hot.

[RPM 26,315]

1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

I’m through season 3. I’ll telling y’all, I found Rocky to be super hot.

[RPM 26,315]

On 11/12/2019 at 6:02 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

I think it’s Rhylee.

Ding, ding, ding! At least somebody's gonna get laid now.

[Mac8111 2,105]

I love Rhylee so much.


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[bschoolprof 6,251]

On 11/13/2019 at 1:23 PM, Gardner Barnes said:

I’m through season 3. I’ll telling y’all, I found Rocky to be super hot.

Total smoke show. 

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

51 minutes ago, RPM said:

Ding, ding, ding! At least somebody's gonna get laid now.

She’s gonna rip apart the currently somewhat friendly interior crew in about 8 hours, and I can’t wait.