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8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

The Captain and the Engineer are the only sane/competent ones on the boat.  The chef and chief stew need to be thrown overboard  - they are insufferable and unprofessional.  

And yet still less annoying than Kate/Hannah et al.  They're more boring than anything

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The whole crew is fucking incompetent.  Usually there's at least one or two that kinda hang back and do their jobs, but nope.  I can't believe Madison and Ciara just hung out on the beach for 5 hours when they were supposed to be setting up.  Adam is an ass, Jenna is insane, Parker needs to back the fuck up and listen to his superiors, and Paget is a goon.

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7 minutes ago, texhorn said:

Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe?

It has to be a guest. I remember seeing a clip at the start of the season where a guest was losing his shit screaming at Capt Glenn about him ruining his luxury vacation.

But I bet Madison wouldn't turn down a little booger sugar if you offered.

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Posted
12 hours ago, texhorn said:

Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe?

Gotta be a guest.  Definitely not Ciara, she is the most boring of them all.  And dumb.

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Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

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Posted
1 hour ago, RPM said:

Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

She, Kate, was much more attractive in the season in 2015 before she fucked up her lips.  

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Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

She’s got that whole “chop your dick off in your sleep” kinda vibe. I guess Jenna?
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On 3/26/2020 at 9:46 PM, Mac8111 said:

Kate is last no matter how y’all spin it. No body. Face is busted. Might bring a girl to bed for you though.


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Hannah purely for the tits, but shit, now I'm conflicted.

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On 3/26/2020 at 10:46 PM, Mac8111 said:

Might bring a girl to bed for you though.

Have you seen the girls she attracts/attracted to?

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Posted
Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week?

Kate did it all during the first episode.

Posted
3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week?

Must be later. This season is fucking awful though. Not a single person worth a shit on this entire crew besides Byron. 

Posted
7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Ciara might be the most plain jane boring person ever, even when she's trying not to be.  If Paget doesn't bang Georgia at some point he's an idiot

Georgia and Ciara should hook up an tell Paget to FO.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Ok did I see in the preview that Parker is still breast fed by his mom?  I hope there is some context that I am missing cause WTF.

It's been a running joke for a few episodes because he's a titty baby.

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18 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

These people are boring as snot. The crew is annoying and the passengers are not any better. Horrible season.

I agree. This franchise is on the downswing. Especially with Kate leaving. Like her or not, she was the face of the show. 

Posted
33 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I agree. This franchise is on the downswing. Especially with Kate leaving. Like her or not, she was the face of the show. 

And she has a horrible face. 

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Posted
47 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

My god what a worthless season. Everyone is boring as shit.

It's hard to pick the most boring crew member. Parker, is awful. The red head is awful. The Paget dude is boring. The Chief Stew is annoying as hell. The chef is a total psycho. The blonde gal is just "wanting" and the Georgia gal is boring. The captain is like oatmeal as well.

Byron is the only guy who seems natural and not douchey.

Posted
9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

They should just stick to Byron's drunken antics.  

Definitely the most interesting crew member.

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On 4/10/2020 at 3:01 PM, Moby Ric said:

Georgia on pool days is what keeps me watching.  The rest of them are meh.

Yea you can tell this is the most boring crew ever because how is no one fucking the shit out of her? My god she's fine.

Posted
59 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Tonight on Bravo Kate will be doing a running commentary on the sailing yacht series. 
 

It’ll be the most entertaining part of this incredibly boring series. 

As long as they don't show her platypus face.

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Posted
9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The Parker kid can't last much longer. He's a horrible person, and an even worse deck hand. And the chef is such a douche.

Really surprised they brought the chef back. He was a trainwreck the last time.

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