Below Deck

[Chewbacca 7,777]

Did you not read the article? Sandy started this shit. 

They are both huge attention horses. Don't like either one of them.

[RPM 26,320]

I like Hannah, I think Sandy is a bitch and frustrated Hannah didn't suck up to her like Malia. I could live without watching either Sandy or Malia ever again.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

This crew is pretty likeable overall.  Chef sucks.  But the rest seem fun.

[Deej 76,786]

Colin seems like a good guy.

[C-Man 27,225]

Colin seems like a good guy.

He’s my favorite. Seems like a good dude. Gary is a moron. He blew it by fucking Sidney the first night they had off.

[McFly 606]

Pretty sure it was Sidney who blew it.

[Mac8111 2,107]

I forgot Gary told Ally that he and Sydney only kissed. So that will be a good blow up soon.


Dani telling JL not to break her was good.


Daisy’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Can’t even imagine how bad it sounds in the throws of passion.

[bschoolprof 6,252]

^ your penis isn't Dublin?

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32 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Dani telling JL not to break her was good.

I got a decent chuckle out of that.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with people after like two weeks.

[Deej 76,786]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with Gary after like two weeks.

fify

[The Ace of Aces 5,183]

I can’t keep the girls names apart except Daisy. That’s all I got. And the chef is nuts. 

Edited April 22, 2021 by The Ace of Aces

[Mac8111 2,107]

Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with people after like two weeks.

“You can’t help who you fall in love with”.

Oh for fuck sakes.

[Mac8111 2,107]

Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with people after like two weeks.

“You can’t help who you fall in love with”.

Oh for fuck sakes.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

13 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t keep the girls names apart except Daisy. That’s all I got. And the chef is nuts. 

Dani is the hottie little Brazilian.

[RPM 26,320]

Just now watching the WWHL aftershow. Natasha crawfished hard. Said she was wrong about not listening to Daisy and Daisy did a great job. Watching herself on camera was an eyeopener and she's way too defensive.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

26 minutes ago, RPM said:

Just now watching the WWHL aftershow. Natasha crawfished hard. Said she was wrong about not listening to Daisy and Daisy did a great job. Watching herself on camera was an eyeopener and she's way too defensive.

Good.  She's a good chef, but my god, she is arrogant.

[The Ace of Aces 5,183]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good.  She's a good chef, but my god, she is arrogant.

A good chef can make eggs properly. 

[Deej 76,786]

Over easy? Sunny side up? Poached?

You'll get scrambled eggs and like it. 

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

38 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

A good chef can make eggs properly. 

 

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Over easy? Sunny side up? Poached?

You'll get scrambled eggs and like it. 

Ha, I stand corrected. I couldn’t believe when she was complaining about making eggs for breakfast. Wtf?

[Deej 76,786]

Colin losing his dog. 

Damn allergies. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Yeah man the dog story has me in the feels.   That shit hurts real pain 

[C-Man 27,225]

Colin losing his dog. 
Damn allergies. 

That was rough. Pretty telling that in all the hours of this garbage Andy Cohen TV I’ve watched, that was the most emotional it’s ever gotten for me.

This season has been pretty meh but the preview showing the rest of the season seems like it could get pretty good. Btw, went to lunch with one of my wife’s best friends and her fiancé and apparently Danielle (isn’t that her name? The one banging JL?) is pregnant. LOL’ed when JL said he has the clap again.

[Bateshorn 9,927]

Hannah just living rent free in Sandy’s head. 

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On 3/30/2021 at 11:15 AM, C-Man said:

So this is Bravo/Andy Cohen/Below Deck going out and finding a wild ass "family" to go on this show, right?

Just want to point out this isn't one of AC's productions like Real Housewives of___________ . It's an independent production. He's said that more than once on his show. I'm sure he has quite a bit of influence, though.

[Bateshorn 9,927]

On 4/26/2021 at 9:39 PM, Deej said:

Colin losing his dog. 

Damn allergies. 

A lot of relatives and loved ones have passed over many seasons and i’ve never even blinked.  usually grab a fresh beer while they are talking about their gramps or whatever.

I cried for Colin’s dog.  that shit is tough. 

Edited April 30, 2021 by Bateshorn

[Deej 76,786]

49 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

A lot of relatives and loved ones have passed over many seasons and i’ve never even blinked.  usually grab a fresh beer while they are talking about their gramps or whatever.

I cried for Colin’s dog.  that shit is tough. 

And Colin is by far the most well-adjusted person on the boat. I really felt badly for him. 

[C-Man 27,225]

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

A lot of relatives and loved ones have passed over many seasons and i’ve never even blinked.  usually grab a fresh beer while they are talking about their gramps or whatever.

I cried for Colin’s dog.  that shit is tough. 

 

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

And Colin is by far the most well-adjusted person on the boat. I really felt badly for him. 

Colin is by far my favorite cast member on any Below Deck I've ever watched. Just seems like a laid-back, good dude.

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Colin is by far my favorite cast member on any Below Deck I've ever watched. Just seems like a laid-back, good dude.

Colin Macy-O'Toole is pretty cool, too.

[Updawg 2,266]

I’ve had a hard time getting into this season. The boat is badass and it’s a better crew than last season

I am looking forward to glen reversing it into the dock. That looked bad and expensive

[TonyTexas 10,512]

This is a really horny crew. 

[Deej 76,786]

4 hours ago, Updawg said:

I’ve had a hard time getting into this season. 

Did you miss the girl on girl last night?

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Wow, that was fucking hot.

[Deej 76,786]

Am I the only one who thinks Gary's hair comes off with his hat?

[Mac8111 2,107]

Wow, that was fucking hot.

Apparently I am a big fan of chick on chick action

[Deej 76,786]

9 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Apparently I am a big fan of chick on chick action

[C-Man 27,225]

Wow, that was fucking hot.

Danielle: “Get in here and lick my vagina!”

[Updawg 2,266]

Hmm, Sounds like I need to start watching again

[Deej 76,786]

Below Deck: Scissoring Yacht.

[Deej 76,786]

14 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Hmm, Sounds like I need to start watching again

It will be ruined when Daisy and the chef get it on. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Loved the scissor scene 

[Deej 76,786]

Colin leaves the boat and all hell breaks loose. Shocking. 

[RPM 26,320]

There is some Grade A Prime ass on this crew. Loved the bikini day.

[TonyTexas 10,512]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

Colin leaves the boat and all hell breaks loose. Shocking. 

Gary did a good job during that chaos  

Next week’s primary is a Houston socialite who was on the Bachelor and on Bachelor Paf two times. She will bring the drama  

I think this has been a very good season. I didn’t like season one but this one ranks in the top 5 of the entire franchise. 

[RPM 26,320]

11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Gary did a good job during that chaos

Agree. He might be a dick, but he's a good bosun. The thing that jumped out to me was why weren't the crew cross-trained? With a small crew you really want to have multiple people able to do multiple basic maritime functions in an emergency. Gary was pushing buttons hoping something worked a la Homer Simpson. The stews were right to stfo of the way. The last thing they needed was someone slowing/confusing things. And finally tip of the hat to the deck hands. That was an extremely stressed line a/k/a Widowmaker they were dealing with. You have no idea how much stress was on that halyard to meld it to the wench. That's f'n spooky.

[closetohumping 17,442]

Fuck this show.

[texhorn 351]

Not one, but two dock boops in the same episode? Niiiccceee.

[C-Man 27,225]

There is some Grade A Prime ass on this crew. Loved the bikini day.

Too many tattoos and nose rings

[Deej 76,786]

Colin got a new pup.

 

[Bateshorn 9,927]

This season just slams and goes so hard.  Daisy has a nice set.