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  On 8/11/2022 at 1:29 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

Dave is a grade A douche bag. 

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Yep, but she didn't help the situation. Just fucking tell him what's going on with you instead of going into the season like everything is cool and then ignoring every one of his requests to talk to him. He's an ass, but just tell him you're done. 

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Spoilered for those who aren't a week ahead on Peacock

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  On 8/18/2022 at 12:03 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Shocker.  Everyone on Sandy's season sucks.

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i like Mzi and Storm and the 2nd stews.

outside that? yeah, probably.

my biggest takeaway is that the last few seasons of Sailing Yacht are the top of the mountain for this series. As long as they keep Glenn + Gary/Colin/Daisy together they will be fine. BTW, Colin's youtube channel (sailing parlay revival) is really damn good as well.

wish they could have kept Marcos as that guy was fantastic but he has too many opportunities where he doesn't have to cook dumb shit, gets paid more and can work in a real, actual sized kitchen. cant blame him for that

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  On 8/18/2022 at 1:07 PM, RPM said:

Sandy is the worst. I won't watch if she's on. Agree on Sailing Yacht, it's the best core group.

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Yeah, but she's hit two dolphins in just six episodes now. That's impressive. Home is gonna look like this before the end of the season:

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Gonna have to bring Colin on to fix it!

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  On 8/15/2022 at 10:32 PM, Deej said:

Spoilered for those who aren't a week ahead on Peacock

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Said the same thing to my wife this week. She's fucking crazy. I mean calling the ex who cheated on her initially and then she's the one apologizing for everything, saying she's the one who screwed up, etc. Dave's getting off easy, though he's slightly unhinged too.

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  On 8/18/2022 at 3:14 PM, C-Man said:

Said the same thing to my wife this week. She's fucking crazy. I mean calling the ex who cheated on her initially and then she's the one apologizing for everything, saying she's the one who screwed up, etc. Dave's getting off easy, though he's slightly unhinged too.

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yeah going from broken up for months she said to "i love you" is an insane jump. i bet she gets blasted on the after show and i am here for it.

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There's always an episode where the male crew members have to do lap dances for the charter guests. If one booked a charter, how quickly would the request for lap dances from the female crew members be shot down?

Asking for a friend.

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  On 8/21/2022 at 2:02 AM, Deej said:
There's always an episode where the male crew members have to do lap dances for the charter guests. If one booked a charter, how quickly would the request for lap dances from the female crew members be shot down?
Asking for a friend.

Exactly. What would Capn Sandy have said if the preference sheet said “we need Malia and Hannah to dance nekkid on stripper poles”? I would like to know if that kind of shit really happens on regular charters or if that’s an invention of the producers.
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  On 8/23/2022 at 12:53 AM, Deej said:
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spoilered for still being a week ahead.

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  On 8/23/2022 at 4:21 PM, Deej said:

spoilered for still being a week ahead.

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i will spoiler too
 

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She is a complete nutjob. All Dave did was fall into the crazy/hot death spiral. He’s cooking good and trying to stay professional; she is trying to get Dave tossed off the boat, which Sandy being Sandy, might do.

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We need a separate thread for those of us a week ahead on Peacock.

I expect this boat to be at the bottom of the sea before the season ends. Out of general principles the Maltese Air Force needs to fucking sink it. Or the Kraken needs to just drag it down.

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"Next week, on Below Deck Med...Natasha takes Steve back to her cabin for a night of fun, then ignores him for the rest of the season, and complains to Captain Sandy that he wont talk to her."

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  On 9/7/2022 at 9:02 PM, Texzilla58 said:

So I’m a week ahead. Tash again has zero ability to read her guests. Steve gets an interesting reaction by the charter. And Sandy the Oblivious marches on.

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1 week ahead as well, spoilering in case people care.
 

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Two most competent? Kyle is worthless. Didn't do shit for a whole charter because of his tooth. Didn't do shit an entire other charter because he was trying to dick a guest, spends the rest of his time chatting with Natasha instead of working when he is actually on duty. 

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  On 9/8/2022 at 12:31 PM, Deej said:

Two most competent? Kyle is worthless. Didn't do shit for a whole charter because of his tooth. Didn't do shit an entire other charter because he was trying to dick a guest, spends the rest of his time chatting with Natasha instead of working when he is actually on duty. 

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i am willing to give him a pass for the tooth, tooth pain is something i would never wish on my worst enemies.

the other charter, sure. but he at least appears to be decent at his job, actually knows what to do and gets along with 2nd stew (who is the glue really holding it together) - he isn't out there trying to bang someone on the boat the whole season, he has worked on charters before, he knows how to make a bed, he can do service - which isn't a given based on third stews we have seen in this series who often are two of those things.

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I don't know. More than one occasion that Natalya has gotten up in the morning and Kyle and Natasha left everything from the night before for her to do. Those two just fuck around a lot. Doesn't matter if you're competent if you don't actually do the work. 

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  On 9/8/2022 at 4:02 PM, Deej said:

I don't know. More than one occasion that Natalya has gotten up in the morning and Kyle and Natasha left everything from the night before for her to do. Those two just fuck around a lot. Doesn't matter if you're competent if you don't actually do the work. 

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agreed on both counts.

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Kyle is a piece of shit that has only survived by the ineptness of Tash and blindness of Sandy. The continued fraternization with a guest should have gotten him fired. He spends the rest of his time kissing Tash’s ass and goofing off. He does realize Tash is a complete idiot. He has some idea that gives him a pass to fuck around with a guest; in most cases the primary would have been in Sandy’s grill about it, gay or straight. He and Tash should be sold to pirates from Tunisia.

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  On 9/13/2022 at 1:05 PM, Deej said:
A week ahead. Kyle is definitely a shitty stew and a horrible human being. 

He needs to be fired. Obviously he’s a producer plant who recognized this obnoxious narcissist would make a great villain paired with psycho slut Tash. Sandy is on the case, but why isn’t she walking every deck every three hours?
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  On 9/13/2022 at 3:00 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Sandy is on the case, but why isn’t she walking every deck every three hours?

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They've had a couple more times this season where shit is going down and they cut to Sandy's cabin door shut. Probably drinking booze out of shampoo bottles. 

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