Below Deck

[Deej 76830]

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dyslexia and yachts do not mix well no matter what department. Lots of pressure with very little room for error. He'll do fine working in a restaurant. He's far from the worst chef I've seen on BD. Remember Leon?

Beef cheeks Leon? Lazy fucker cooked the same shit every charter. 

[Texzilla588 769]

Dyslexia and yachts do not mix well no matter what department. Lots of pressure with very little room for error. He'll do fine working in a restaurant. He's far from the worst chef I've seen on BD. Remember Leon?

Leon was a total jerk. But he’s memorable to me because that was Rocky’s season, the hottest stew ever on the show. Or the kid that Hannah talked into making bad nachos.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Rocky was the hottest? Do you mean craziest? (Prob also not true) 

[RPM 26322]

Forgot about Mila

Edited April 27 by RPM

[Deej 76830]

1 hour ago, Texzilla588 said:

Leon was a total jerk. But he’s memorable to me because that was Rocky’s season, the hottest stew ever on the show. Or the kid that Hannah talked into making bad nachos.

Kiko? He started put ok, but Sandy was hovering over him all the time and he just kind of spiraled before he listened to Hannah's stupid Vegas menu idea. 

And they replaced Leon with Rocky before Ben came on in relief. Grenadine on the oysters. 

[Mac8111 2107]

Chef from Down Under.

[RPM 26322]

I like her apps. Lean cuisine.

[Texzilla588 769]

Rocky was the hottest? Do you mean craziest? (Prob also not true) 

I thought she was really hot, and really crazy.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

13 hours ago, RPM said:

Forgot about Mila

She was a plant. 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Ben you idiot. 

[RPM 26322]

Bitches, am I right? 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

On 4/30/2024 at 8:01 AM, RPM said:

Bitches, am I right? 

What a buffoon.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Sandy’s back June 3rd for those of you that have missed her 

[Deej 76830]

Fraser is a piece of shit. Throwing the new chef under the bus on his first charter, even though the guests loved the food. 

[usmc0331horn 953]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fraser is a piece of shit. Throwing the new chef under the bus on his first charter, even though the guests loved the food. 

He's an awful leader. Piece of shit.

[Texzilla588 769]

Fraser at best is a 2nd stew. He’s a terrible manager, terrible teammate, and awful person in general.

[Native Horn 3504]

3 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:

Fraser at best is a 2nd stew. He’s a terrible manager, terrible teammate, and awful person in general.

Well, not according to HIM!

[Deej 76830]

Well, I guess that's one way to make sure you don't have to explain Kyle to your daddy. 

[RPM 26322]

She couldn't keep the psycho buried any longer. That guy dodged a huge bullet.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Sandy’s back next week. Everyone contain your excitement 

[Deej 76830]

[Texzilla588 769]

I’m hoping Sandy’s boat gets hijacked by Somali pirates. If that drama whore Kyle is back I’m not watching. Unless the Somalis sell him to the Houthis.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Aesha is the only returnee 

[Deej 76830]

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Aesha is the only returnee 

[Texzilla588 769]

Aesha is the only returnee 

She brays more on med than on AU. Shes matured quite a bit and did well on AU managing the near rape.

[Hook1997 5384]

Sandy married a young hottie.  

[Deej 76830]

Sandy must really be packing. 

[Texzilla588 769]

So wtf was Xandi freaking out about after she told her she would have fired her and getting some shit back?

The whole crew are nut cases.

[TonyTexas 10516]

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Sandy married a young hottie.  

She’s 50. Sandy is 59

[UTPhil2006 3807]

[Deej 76830]

I guess Sandy finally got over Malia. 

[RPM 26322]

Malia would throw anyone under the keel to get ahead. I for one still won't watch Sandy micromanage and camera hog. It's good to take a break from BD.

[Bullneck 2.0 43]

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

I for one still won't watch Sandy micromanage and camera hog.

Won't stop you from telling us how much you won't watch Sandy though, will it?
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/search/?&q=sandy&type=forums_topic&quick=1&item=11012&author=RPM&search_and_or=or&sortby=relevancy

[RPM 26322]

[Texzilla588 769]

I want Malia on the show in her skimpy bikinis. I don’t care about her shittiness.

[Mac8111 2107]

Well hellloooooo Gael

[Deej 76830]

Aesha should spend some of her tip money on a speech therapist. 

[Texzilla588 769]

She brays more in the med. she talks more regular in AU

[Deej 76830]

[TonyTexas 10516]

@Deej watching BD or Top Chef

 

[Deej 76830]

I'm sorry, but Aesha's voice is god awful. I've known a ton of Kiwis. I was married to a Kiwi. I spent time in New Zealand. I have never heard anything that bad from any of them. 

[Native Horn 3504]

The lady deckie is hot af.  Chef is not going to last.  Nor the short stew who doesn't know how to use an iron.

[Deej 76830]

2 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Nor the short stew who doesn't know how to use an iron.

The one who said she has never finished a season on a yacht? 

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

I’d fuck Aesha. As long as she didn’t fucking speak. At all 

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

Also Gael would get it 

[Deej 76830]

36 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Also Gael would get it 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Is playboy bunny/slutty cheerleader stew on only fans?  She has to be right?

[UTPhil2006 3807]

On 6/4/2024 at 9:14 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Also Gael would get it 

Got it*

[Deej 76830]

Do we really need to hear Aesha talking about the length of her bowel movements? Geez..

[TonyTexas 10516]

On 6/11/2024 at 11:51 AM, Deej said:

Do we really need to hear Aesha talking about the length of her bowel movements? Geez..

There is an annual Surly Shart thread so there must be some interest in the subject matter. 

Edited June 13 by TonyTexas