Below Deck

[RPM 26111]

She's a vengeful little shit. While Pete is a huge tool and I am in no way taking his side, she went running to Sandy instead of getting in his face. The first time things don't go her way... Sandyyyyyy!!!

[Chewbacca 7642]

She's a vengeful little shit. While Pete is a huge tool and I am in no way taking his side, she went running to Sandy instead of getting in his face. The first time things don't go her way... Sandyyyyyy!!!

Yep.

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

Watching it right now. The boyfriend chef has just come on board.

[McFly 602]

What exactly does Malia plan on doing when she doesn't have Sandy to solve her problems?

[UTPhil2006 3775]

24 minutes ago, McFly said:

What exactly does Malia plan on doing when she doesn't have Sandy to solve her problems?

Sleep her way to the top like before

[Chewbacca 7642]

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Sleep her way to the top like before

So what's the story with Malia on earlier seasons?  This is the first season I've watched her.

[UTPhil2006 3775]

1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

So what's the story with Malia on earlier seasons?  This is the first season I've watched her.

She had slept/somewhat dated Adam the Chef before the season I'm guessing at the hotel before they go on the boat (they had med at Yacht certification something).  She got on the boat as basically the 3rd deckhand behind Bobby and BoSun Wes when the season started.  Bobby knew his shit and was a good worker, but Malia and Wes started hooking up and all of a sudden she was lead deckhand.  Caused a lot of fights between Wes and Adam.  This was also the same season Bugsy and Hannah's drama started.  Below Deck Med Season 2.

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

Wow, that was some horse shit from Malia. Karma will come back to bite her on the ass.

The couples thing is crap. 

[Deej 76236]

If they make a Below Deck Med movie, Jane Lynch should play Sandy. 

[Deej 76236]

Petty and vindictive is no way to go through life. Amazing someone made me have sympathy for Hannah. So ridiculous she staged the photo with a lighter and her passport. Shocking that someone who smokes cigarettes would have a lighter.

And Sandy announcing the bunk arrangements after Hannah announced over the radio she was stepping off the boat and out of radio contact was bush league. 

[Chewbacca 7642]

7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Hannah Ferrier @hannahferrier_13h

 

I like Malia’s arranging skills. So that’s prescribed Valium, CBD (which is legal in Spain), a lighter (not sure what this has to do with anything) and my passport holder... And for anyone who’s interested the prescription is on the other side of the box as shown... #belowdeckmed

Hannah also tweeted out that Malia went digging in her shit after the bunk issue.  So it's clear that was the motivation.

And Capt. Lee tweeted out (and later deleted it) that the chief stew and the chef are equals on the boat so one does not outrank the others.  

[Deej 76236]

But if you're the chef who only comes on at the very end of the season and are banging the brown-nosing bosun, all bets are off.

[Biff Tannen 45241]

Malia.  Come on man.  That's some BULL-SHIT.  Couples don't get priority, ESPECIALLY if they don't start out the season together.  Fuck that.

[Guadaloopy 10820]

That was some ridiculously vindictive BS from Malia.   This is a tough season to make a run at “worst crew member” with Pete and the Italian in the mix, but I’ll be damned if Malia isn’t making a strong case for herself.

[Mac8111 2102]

Who would have thought there was someone that was going to make people sympathetic to Hanna.


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[Chewbacca 7642]

Who would have thought there was someone that was going to make people sympathetic to Hanna.


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No shit. I generally can't stand her.

[Deej 76236]

As bad as Malia is, Sandy is worse. She is enabling her shitty behavior. Like I said before, I'd like to see Captain Lee take this crew on.

[Updawg 2245]

As bad as Malia is, Sandy is worse. She is enabling her shitty behavior. Like I said before, I'd like to see Captain Lee take this crew on.

I’d like to see sandy manage captain lee.

[Chewbacca 7642]

I’d like to see sandy manage captain lee.

I'd like to see her try.

[Deej 76236]

Pete. Lulz.

"Honestly, let’s talk about Malia’s Cocaine use off the boat ? How’s that any better ?” the former reality star, who was fired by Bravo in June for racist social media posts, wrote in a Facebook comment."

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/below-deck-med-cast-reacts-to-malia-hannah-drug-scandal/

[Duval Street 420]

On 8/12/2020 at 6:02 PM, Mac8111 said:

Who would have thought there was someone that was going to make people sympathetic to Hanna.


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Hannah’s a bitch, but she’s our bitch.  Fuck Malia.

[Biff Tannen 45241]

12 hours ago, Duval Street said:

Hannah’s a bitch, but she’s our bitch.  Fuck Malia.

And with WAY better tits.

[Chewbacca 7642]

And with WAY better tits.

Malia is hot as hell. To bad she's a terrible person. Makes her much less attractive.

[UTPhil2006 3775]

This season makes ya miss a true crazy like Rocky

[RPM 26111]

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

This season makes ya miss a true crazy like Rocky

Or Jenn. Just add alcohol.

[Horn80 6016]

14 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And with WAY better tits.

Malia is hot as hell. To bad she's a terrible person. Makes her much less attractive.

Wonder if her boyfriend Chef, got to see another side of Malia that he wasn’t aware of?  

[bschoolprof 6222]

Chef Adam is looking slightly less crazy for his Malia freakout a few season back.  She's a terrible person.  And of course Sandy loves her, just like she loved that psycho Jwow dude.  

[Updawg 2245]

Wonder if her boyfriend Chef, got to see another side of Malia that he wasn’t aware of?  

Watching right now and it’s not looking like it will work out too well

[UTPhil2006 3775]

Lmaooo Tom is a little baby. I’m gonna enjoy watching his breakdown. 

[Updawg 2245]

I think there is a big difference between working for a charter verse an owner. He doesn’t look like he will last long

[RPM 26111]

Yeah, Malia done fucked this up good. Sandy kept asking for Hanna's prescription. It may be different in Europe, but I've always had to give my prescription to the pharmacy to get my meds. They don't give it back. Read the f'n label and it says who prescribed it. Sandy just wanted Hanna gone. Pretty sure the production crew cast Hanna because she's popular and Sandy wanted someone else. Well, too late now. Hanna's got a rich BF and started popping out kids. Her stew days are done.

[Deej 76236]

Malia making sure she explains maritime law to the rest of the crew. Bitch, you're not the captain. Go get on deck and start working.  

[Bateshorn 9742]

If I wanted to watch people get fired for minor office offenses,  I would just go to work.  Who needs this shit?

[UTPhil2006 3775]

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

Malia making sure she explains maritime law to the rest of the crew. Bitch, you're not the captain. Go get on deck and start working.  

She thought she was doing some noble, awesome thing this season and now all she's done is set herself and women back.  Doubt anyone will want to work with her (on this show at least) after this.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Watching it now.  Malia is such a bag of shit.  She is having a hard time holding in her excitement that Hanna is fired and she turned her in.  What a bitch.  Can't wait to see if word gets around that Malia is the one who turned in Hanna.

[Deej 76236]

4 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Can't wait to see if word gets around that Malia is the one who turned in Hanna.

I mean, it was televised. And for those on the boat, Hanna told Jess that Malia photographed her Valium. Something tells me Jess isn't one to keep her mouth shut.

And for fucks sake, will everyone stop calling it a "weed" pen!

Edited August 18, 2020 by Deej

[Moby Ric 2058]

Just now, Deej said:

I mean, it was televised. 

During the show.  Now it is out obviously..

[RPM 26111]

How bad is getting rid of Hannah? They had to put Pete back on air.

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

I just watched it. This is going to be a glorious meltdown. Malia does not look good in this, nor does Sandy. This Tom fellow is so far out of his league. These guests though are pathetic and fucking annoying. The father has so far come across as a major asshole.

Hannah will come out of this looking the best.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Oh man just finished it too.  Tom is a fucking disaster, karma is a bitch Malia.  Looks like the coming shows are all going to be good.

[Deej 76236]

Did Sandy actually say it put her boat at risk of being "incarcerated". 

I think the word you were looking for, Sandy, was "impounded."

Edited August 18, 2020 by Deej

[UTPhil2006 3775]

52 minutes ago, Deej said:

Did Sandy actually say it put her boat at risk of being "incarcerated". 

I think the word you were looking for, Sandy, was "impounded."

No the boat is going straight to pound me in the ass boat prison

[RPM 26111]

Everyone knows how much Sandy hates getting pounded.

[TonyTexas 10450]

I think Bravo is going to have to replace Sandy if there are to be more seasons of BDM. 

[UTPhil2006 3775]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think Bravo is going to have to replace Sandy if there are to be more seasons of BDM. 

Most of the interesting Chefs are gone, Hannah and Kate are now gone, Sandy not good anymore, Below Deck Sailing was a bust.. I'd say it might be time to pack it in as a franchise

[Mac8111 2102]

Needs a recast, only hot singles allowed on the boat (crew and cast) and each charter the crew has to do some fucking, either with each other or the guests. That will lead to the drama we are looking for.

[TonyTexas 10450]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Most of the interesting Chefs are gone, Hannah and Kate are now gone, Sandy not good anymore, Below Deck Sailing was a bust.. I'd say it might be time to pack it in as a franchise

You’re probably right but the most recent seasons of BD and BDM had their highest ratings of the franchise so it it won’t happen. It will be interesting to see how the next seasons go because Kate, along with Lee, was the face of the franchise and people hate Sandy after this season. 

Edited August 18, 2020 by TonyTexas

[Horn80 6016]

What a ship wreck getting worse each week.  

[Deej 76236]

And what a shitty bunch of charter guests this episode. So knowledgeable on food that they think butter poached lobster is raw. They would have loved Kiko's nachos. 

[Deej 76236]

Sandy, after following Hannah out onto the dock to talk to her about it after she fired her:

"I don't want to get into it."