Below Deck

[Deej 76903]

20 episodes compared to what, 14 usually?

[Deej 76903]

I think Tom is just stressed out because he gave up a month alone with his boyfriend for this shit. 

[CooterBrown 18027]

this season is crazy ass long, its funny seeing how much they have cut pete out lol,  he was a grade a douchebag anyway

What’s funny is if you started this season after the first few episodes, you’d be like “who’s this guy in the background busting his ass, causing no drama, and was smart enough to not sign up to be on camera?”

[Horn80 6131]

On 9/17/2020 at 10:02 AM, PittsburghTiger said:

Tom's meltdown about the cucumbers and then the avocado were great. He's such a Jagoff. I'm sure if people came in and started cutting up things he'd throw a fit for that. I am looking forward to his continued meltdown.

In all fairness, I think he was about to penetrate Malia just as Sandy knocked on his door to come back to the galley to cut up some cucumbers. He probably could have cut the cucumbers with his hard on.

[Deej 76903]

7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

In all fairness, I think he was about to penetrate Malia just as Sandy knocked on his door to come back to the galley to cut up some cucumbers. He probably could have cut the cucumbers with his hard on.

I think Malia was about to go all NowThis on him.

[TonyTexas 10525]

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

I think Malia was about to go all NowThis on him.

Maybe that’s why Sandy had to come get him. All of the cucumbers were in his cabin. 

[Deej 76903]

Looks like she's available for Captain Sandy. 

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/malia-white-tom-checketts-split-below-deck-med

[Deej 76903]

Sandy claims Malia is "secretly gay."

https://screenrant.com/below-deck-med-malia-gay-responds-captain-sandy/

Edited September 23, 2020 by Deej

[Guadaloopy 11013]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

https://screenrant.com/below-deck-med-malia-gay-responds-captain-sandy/

Malia did have the Freudian slip that her mom raised six “boys.”

[Updawg 2286]

Sandy wants her. What a bitch to out her though

[TonyTexas 10525]

That explains a lot about Sandy and Malia’s relationship 

[PittsburghTiger 6196]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Sandy claims Malia is "secretly gay."

https://screenrant.com/below-deck-med-malia-gay-responds-captain-sandy/

That's pretty fucking bad. Sandy is a horrible person.

[Horn80 6131]

20 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That's pretty fucking bad. Sandy is a horrible person.

Her 15 minutes of fame needs to be up.

[Chewbacca 7783]

Looks like she's available for Captain Sandy. 
https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/malia-white-tom-checketts-split-below-deck-med

Scissor me timbers!

[RPM 26352]

It's obvious as hell Sandy wants and has been grooming Malia. Malia just soaks it up because she's likes the attention and power.

[UTPhil2006 3812]

14 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That's pretty fucking bad. Sandy is a horrible person.

Its arguably worse than what Pete said/did

[Deej 76903]

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Its arguably worse than what Pete said/did

If Captain Lee had said that, I have no doubt he would have been pulled from the show immediately. 

[TonyTexas 10525]

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

If Captain Lee had said that, I have no doubt he would have been pulled from the show immediately. 

No way. Now that Kate has left, he’s the face of the franchise. 

[Deej 76903]

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

No way. Now that Kate has left, he’s the face of the franchise. 

The Bravo Social Justice Warriors would have been out in force for trying to out her.

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

If Captain Lee had said that, I have no doubt he would have been pulled from the show immediately. 

Absolutely. Lest we forget Bravo is an LGBTIQMOUSE centric network. Lee is a straight WM. 

[Deej 76903]

Bugsy looking much better with the short hair.

 

[CooterBrown 18027]

Bugsy is ugly cute. Not many can pull that off.

[Deej 76903]

Yep. Sometimes she looks terrible, sometimes she doesn't. Those eyes, though.

Edited September 25, 2020 by Deej

[Biff Tannen 45728]

On 9/23/2020 at 3:49 PM, Deej said:

Sandy claims Malia is "secretly gay."

https://screenrant.com/below-deck-med-malia-gay-responds-captain-sandy/

I mean, I'd watch that.

[Horn80 6131]

On 9/25/2020 at 4:16 PM, CooterBrown said:

Bugsy is ugly cute. Not many can pull that off.

Don’t think she will age well. She’s only got a few more years and cute gone.

[bschoolprof 6272]

On 9/25/2020 at 4:16 PM, CooterBrown said:

Bugsy is ugly cute. Not many can pull that off.

This.  I have a crush on her but she's not really that attractive.  

[Deej 76903]

Bravo just needs to throw whatever money it would take to have Ben be chef every season. 

[Deej 76903]

"I need you to stay out of the galley."

Malia goes right back into the galley.

Pete getting some love. Nice. 

[UTPhil2006 3812]

Don’t know who’s a bigger mess Tom Malia or Sandy lol 

[royiv 9348]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Don’t know who’s a bigger mess Tom Malia or Sandy lol 

Add Hand Tatts to that list.

[Updawg 2286]

And Pete

[Deej 76903]

Hey now...Malia was actually complimenting Pete's turnaround. Who would have guessed?

[PittsburghTiger 6196]

I can't really stomach Sandy when she is giving one of her serious talks. She just comes across as so phony. Tom's meltdown was bad. I wouldn't want him on my yacht. Nice save for Pete.

Jess is going to kill everyone as they sleep.

That cast of guests were awfully milquetoast, horribly bad ladies.

[Deej 76903]

Pete caught shit for calling Malia sweetie, but she is constantly referring to her deck crew as "boys"  which could be considered equally belittling. 

[Horn80 6131]

Malia deserves Tom.

[Updawg 2286]

Malia deserves Tom.

They broke up. Sounds like he hooked up with someone new on a different yacht.

[Deej 76903]

15 minutes ago, Updawg said:

They broke up. Sounds like he hooked up with someone new on a different yacht.

Do we know the name of the guy he hooked up with?

[Chewbacca 7783]

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do we know the name of the guy he hooked up with?

Pete

[Deej 76903]

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Pete

I was hoping it was Rob, just so Jess could go completely crazy. 

[Horn80 6131]

59 minutes ago, Updawg said:

They broke up. Sounds like he hooked up with someone new on a different yacht.

Yes and she deserved that.

[Moby Ric 2058]

So Tom is the most whinny little bitch I have ever seen.  He is unwatchable.  But the after show had Sandy and Malia on and nobody asked about the Malia gay comment Sandy made.  But they did discuss the break up of Tom and Malia.  I can't believe they did not cover that topic.  And the after show is usually terrible but I watched just to see that topic and it never came up.

[Deej 76903]

Bravo wants it swept under the rug so they can keep Sandy on the show. 

[Horn80 6131]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

So Tom is the most whinny little bitch I have ever seen.  He is unwatchable.  But the after show had Sandy and Malia on and nobody asked about the Malia gay comment Sandy made.  But they did discuss the break up of Tom and Malia.  I can't believe they did not cover that topic.  And the after show is usually terrible but I watched just to see that topic and it never came up.

Andy Cohen reminds me that cattle prods should be used for more than one purpose.

[McFly 606]

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

So Tom is the most whinny little bitch I have ever seen.  He is unwatchable.  But the after show had Sandy and Malia on and nobody asked about the Malia gay comment Sandy made.  But they did discuss the break up of Tom and Malia.  I can't believe they did not cover that topic.  And the after show is usually terrible but I watched just to see that topic and it never came up.

It was recorded before the Sandy cameo comment.

[TonyTexas 10525]

2 minutes ago, McFly said:

It was recorded before the Sandy cameo comment.

I guess that’s why the call it Watch What Happens Live

Edited September 30, 2020 by TonyTexas

[RPM 26352]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess that’s why the call it Watch What Happens Live

Recorded live.

[McFly 606]

Since COVID WWHL is prerecorded so that was taped like two weeks ago, before the cameo came out.

They had a virtual audience that confirmed this.

[Sgt Hulk 13837]

I literally can’t even watch this shit. How can any person in this industry ever hire this beat pussy aggy ass crybaby bitch on their boat.  This fucjing guy is the worst example of a biological male in the history of mankind 

[Sgt Hulk 13837]

Also agree in bugsy. She would get it.   Jess is my kind of crazy. She’s really get it 

[Deej 76903]

Jess and Rob are a low rent version of Angelina Jolie and Ginger Baker.