Below Deck

[Deej 76,219]

I thought it looked like he was crying in the shower. I didn't realize @NowThis was a yachtie. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,537]

Ray gun sucks balls 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

Severe lack of boobs in this season.  Granted, we may have been spoiled by last sailing yacht.

[Dahobbs 17,255]

9 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Ray gun sucks balls 

I mean, hopefully? She sure isn't getting jobs based on work ethic or ability. 

[Deej 76,219]

Raygun was a plant. They put her in charge, even though she is incompetent and unqualified, so Z could step up into the bosun role and Sandy can pat herself on the back because his success is due to her foresight and abilities. If she hadn't taken a chance on a plucky young Malia, who then blossomed under her tutelage, Z would have never had the mentor who brought out his inner leader.  Just another Sandy success story. 

[McFly 602]

Boo. Reddit killed the belowdeckpics sub

[Mac8111 2,101]

Fuck. That was gold.


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[Deej 76,219]

Whelp, you guys will have to subscribe to Sandy's OnlyFans page, now. 

[RPM 26,098]

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Whelp, you guys will have to subscribe to Sandy's OnlyFans page, now. 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Well let’s see…fucking in the shower. And the bosun is a complete idiot. Capn Sandy putting the Ted Talk stuff on her.

[UTPhil2006 3,773]

9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Well let’s see…fucking in the shower. And the bosun is a complete idiot. Capn Sandy putting the Ted Talk stuff on her.

Yeah I'm gonna sleep in the guest cabin because I'm mad at you but don't worry 8 hours later we can bang it out in the shower.

And yes Raygun is awwwwwwful

[Deej 76,219]

15 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Yeah I'm gonna sleep in the guest cabin because I'm mad at you but don't worry 8 hours later we can bang it out in the shower.

And yes Raygun is awwwwwwful

Two of those three will be gone, soon. 

[Mac8111 2,101]

Banging it out in the shower always solves all the issues. Been trying to convince my wife that for years.


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[The Ace of Aces 5,054]

I had this on but realized I can’t watch Sandy - who got it on in the shower? Also #hottake but shower sex kinda sucks. 

[Deej 76,219]

Stop showering at the YMCA.

[Texzilla58 4,687]

I had this on but realized I can’t watch Sandy - who got it on in the shower? Also #hottake but shower sex kinda sucks. 

Banging in a shower the size of a small phone booth might be uncomfortable but it’s still gettin some sex. Chef laying the splooge on the laundry girl.

[twosheds 370]

Chef laying the splooge on the laundry girl.

Chef is icing the cupcakes?

[Deej 76,219]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Chef laying the splooge on the laundry girl.

[Native Horn 3,465]

18 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Banging in a shower the size of a small phone booth might be uncomfortable but it’s still gettin some sex. Chef laying the splooge on the laundry girl.

The chief stew and laundry girl look so much alike that is confuses me, but I think chef is banging the chief stew (not the laundry girl), right?

[Mittens 8,036]

Correct.  Laundry girl wears glasses sometimes, which makes it easier to identify her on screen.  

Edited July 27, 2022 by Mittens

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

9 hours ago, Mittens said:

Correct.  Laundry girl wears glasses sometimes, which makes it easier to identify her on screen.  

They also point them out with arrows sometimes.

[Mac8111 2,101]

I want to dirty some sheets with laundry girl


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[UTPhil2006 3,773]

Appears Raygun is toast. Guessing she gets fired and not demoted and Mzi becomes Bosun 

[kevwun 15,341]

I think it will be the bald guy.

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Three meters! Three meters! Oops you hit it! Well we docked on, what’s the big deal?

Worst bosun ever.

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Three meters! Three meters! Oops you hit it! Well we docked on, what’s the big deal?

Worst bosun ever.

Three meters! Three meters! Oops you hit it! Well we docked ok, what’s the big deal?

Worst bosun ever.

[UTPhil2006 3,773]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I think it will be the bald guy.

That would be the logical thing to do, which is why I think Sandy will do Mzi

[Deej 76,219]

Spoiler

If you are a week ahead, they tease that Sandy has a replacement on the way and "she" will be there in two days. 

Hmmm...a she to replace the bosun? Could it be...

 

Edited August 2, 2022 by Deej

[McFly 602]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

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If you are a week ahead, they tease that Sandy has a replacement on the way and "she" will be there in two days. 

Hmmm...a she to replace the bosun? Could it be...

 

Spoiler

Not Malia, it's going to be Courtney from last season.

 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Who is sandy really calling for a bosun? Is it a boat personnel agency, or the producers?

[Mac8111 2,101]

Agency


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[Deej 76,219]

2 hours ago, McFly said:

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Not Malia, it's going to be Courtney from last season.

 

Spoiler

I thought she was interior?

 

19 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Agency


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Modeling agency?

[McFly 602]

21 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Who is sandy really calling for a bosun? Is it a boat personnel agency, or the producers?

Norma. It's always Norma

[McFly 602]

19 hours ago, Deej said:

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I thought she was interior?

 

 

Spoiler

I bet she goes both ways. You can see a brief shot of her in the preview of the next episode. And there were rumors that people saw her and Z filming.

 

[Deej 76,219]

12 minutes ago, McFly said:

I bet she goes both ways

Let's hope so. 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

I'll get some shit for this, but I don't think cheffy was necessarily that out of line.  That chick completely led him on and then ghosted him.  I don't blame him for getting shitfaced and cussing her out via text.  Was it really that bad?

[kevwun 15,341]

I think they both have some issues.  She led him on and now can't get over feeling guilty about cheating with him and he is a stage 5 clinger.  It's not going to end well.

[Deej 76,219]

They should have settled the issue of her being dine with him before stepping on the boat, but the producers probably wanted none of that. 

Spoiler

Previews for episode six show her texting her ex.

 

[Mac8111 2,101]

I'll get some shit for this, but I don't think cheffy was necessarily that out of line.  That chick completely led him on and then ghosted him.  I don't blame him for getting shitfaced and cussing her out via text.  Was it really that bad?

She is not innocent by any means and she knows that but he is acting like a fucking nutcase and you just can’t come back from calling a chick a Slut.


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[Deej 76,219]

They need breathalyzers on phones. 

Of course, Surly would really be dull if that was the case.

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[Biff Tannen 45,228]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

They need breathalyzers on phones. 

Of course, Surly would really be dull if that was the case.

[UTPhil2006 3,773]

On 8/3/2022 at 4:36 PM, kevwun said:

I think they both have some issues.  She led him on and now can't get over feeling guilty about cheating with him and he is a stage 5 clinger.  It's not going to end well.

Narrator:  It did not.  If you watched ahead to next week I think we have another explosion to come in future weeks.

[Deej 76,219]

46 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Narrator:  It did not.  If you watched ahead to next week I think we have another explosion to come in future weeks.

Spoiler

I'm almost willing to bet, after reconnecting with her boyfriend, she ends up fucking someone else on this boat. 

 

[NoName 16,241]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

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I'm almost willing to bet, after reconnecting with her boyfriend, she ends up fucking someone else on this boat. 

 

my wife immediately asked me if i thought she and the chef bang again this year. i think 100% they do.

[Texzilla58 4,687]

my wife immediately asked me if i thought she and the chef bang again this year. i think 100% they do.

I believe she will bang every crew member, some production dudes, some charter guests.

[Deej 76,219]

8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I believe she will bang every crew member, some production dudes, some charter guests.

[Deej 76,219]

Is she Scottish? She sounds Scottish. Nothing worse than trying to decipher a drunken Scottish accent. 

[Native Horn 3,465]

Man, Natayla's sense of humor, along with her attractiveness..........what a catch.

Chef was very cringe-worth this episode.  I understand why he is hurt, but dude, suck it up and be a professional.

[NoName 16,241]

17 hours ago, Deej said:

Is she Scottish? She sounds Scottish. Nothing worse than trying to decipher a drunken Scottish accent. 

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Man, Natayla's sense of humor, along with her attractiveness..........what a catch.

Chef was very cringe-worth this episode.  I understand why he is hurt, but dude, suck it up and be a professional.

Natasha is English

Natalya is an Aussie

 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Man, Natayla's sense of humor, along with her attractiveness..........what a catch.
Chef was very cringe-worth this episode.  I understand why he is hurt, but dude, suck it up and be a professional.

That text barrage should have gotten him fired but sandy didnt want to go there. She should have responded with a fuck off early in the barrage after she disappeared.