Below Deck

[Biff Tannen 46,177]

On 12/18/2022 at 9:29 AM, Biff Tannen said:

I predict the Australia captain.

[NoName 17,163]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

And it's Sandy. They have a fire on the boat as they await dinner service. 

"Someone wake Captain Sandy!"

WTF? Going to bed during to biggest part of the day?

you can't be expecting her to be working hard! come on!

[Deej 77,854]

Need more of the redhead.

"Communication isn't the key to a successful relationship...sucking dick is."

 

[RPM 26,656]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Need more of the redhead.

"Communication isn't the key to a successful relationship...sucking dick is."

Marry that woman.

[TonyTexas 10,783]

As someone who has watched every episode of every iteration of Below Deck, I have to say that I’m burnt out on it. The casts are boring. I’m even tired of Captain Lee. It’s become Groundhog Day with its repetitiveness. I think I’m going to limit my viewing moving forward to Sailing Yacht, at least as long as that captain and crew stay together. 

[NoName 17,163]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

As someone who has watched every episode of every iteration of Below Deck, I have to say that I’m burnt out on it. The casts are boring. I’m even tired of Captain Lee. It’s become Groundhog Day with its repetitiveness. I think I’m going to limit my viewing moving forward to Sailing Yacht, at least as long as that captain and crew stay together. 

Wife is basically where you are - all in on Sailing Yacht, skipping Med because of Sandy, regular Below Deck was only being watched for Lee...

Also thank you for suggesting Sailing Yacht - that is a damn good and enjoyable show.

The one bit of good news is that I think Captain Glenn will have a decent crew no matter what. Hopefully they keep that Daisy/Gary/Colin group together, as they are excellent. Wish they could have kept Marcos but that guy is super hot business wise right now and is turning it into B&M restaurants so can't blame the guy.

If you are looking for more to watch, I have greatly enjoyed Colin's Youtube Channel Sailing Parlay Revival - here is a playlist that is all of it. basically he bought a hurricane damaged sailing yacht and it's the process of upgrading it, fixing it and the friends he comes across. really can't recommend it enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFRdpIr5aJU&list=PLpkEwzHmNVAiHCo3IBvAMZd-Czm3eJfx3

 

[TonyTexas 10,783]

31 minutes ago, NoName said:

Hopefully they keep that Daisy/Gary/Colin group together

Internet speculation is that Glenn, Gary and Daisy will be back. Colin is iffy. 

[Texzilla58 4,793]

As someone who has watched every episode of every iteration of Below Deck, I have to say that I’m burnt out on it. The casts are boring. I’m even tired of Captain Lee. It’s become Groundhog Day with its repetitiveness. I think I’m going to limit my viewing moving forward to Sailing Yacht, at least as long as that captain and crew stay together. 

We’re where you are. It’s so formulaic. Asshole guests. Inept crew with modeling careers. Drunken outbursts, arguments, and partying. Repeat. The early seasons were best as most of the crew were experienced yachties. Now it’s folks looking to drive their SM followers.

Lee hasn’t been the same since losing his son. We think the theme parties are stupid. Who travels with all that formal wear for a few nights with friends? Doesn’t the charter company tell them the limits for luggage? If I’m on a fancy yacht I’m chillin and certainly not putting on a suit.

[Mac8111 2,138]

Didn’t need to see Capt Sandy’s headlights there …

[Sgt Hulk 14,467]

I’d have beers with Cap Lee. He’s a G. I’ also love trash tv so I watch regardless 

[Deej 77,854]

14 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Didn’t need to see Capt Sandy’s headlights there …

[RPM 26,656]

Thank God I missed that.

[C-Man 27,793]

23 hours ago, NoName said:

Wife is basically where you are - all in on Sailing Yacht, skipping Med because of Sandy, regular Below Deck was only being watched for Lee...

Also thank you for suggesting Sailing Yacht - that is a damn good and enjoyable show.

The one bit of good news is that I think Captain Glenn will have a decent crew no matter what. Hopefully they keep that Daisy/Gary/Colin group together, as they are excellent. Wish they could have kept Marcos but that guy is super hot business wise right now and is turning it into B&M restaurants so can't blame the guy.

If you are looking for more to watch, I have greatly enjoyed Colin's Youtube Channel Sailing Parlay Revival - here is a playlist that is all of it. basically he bought a hurricane damaged sailing yacht and it's the process of upgrading it, fixing it and the friends he comes across. really can't recommend it enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFRdpIr5aJU&list=PLpkEwzHmNVAiHCo3IBvAMZd-Czm3eJfx3

 

Colin is awesome! I got him to do a Cameo birthday wish for my wife and it was a big hit!

[Deej 77,854]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Colin is awesome! I got him to do a Cameo birthday wish for my wife and it was a big hit!

I'm sure she was pleasing herself to it after you went to sleep. 

Oh, and Lee comes back before the season ends. 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Deej

[Texzilla58 4,793]

Do we know wtf he is suffering from. Looked like he was a step away from being in an iron lung as he ride away.

[RPM 26,656]

"ongoing nerve issues resulting from an injury" is all he's said.

[Deej 77,854]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

"ongoing nerve issues resulting from an injury" is all he's said.

He had back surgery. It was a result of the surgery.

Edited December 23, 2022 by Deej

[Texzilla58 4,793]

Jeez. I hope they can fix it and he’s not got a life sentence of debilitating nerve pain.

[Deej 77,854]

5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jeez. I hope they can fix it and he’s not got a life sentence of debilitating nerve pain.

He comes back to finish the season, so it seems like they may have fixed it. 

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

Methinks next week is probably Camille’s last 

[RPM 26,656]

If she makes it back to shore it's a miracle.

[Deej 77,854]

What's up with the charter guests just bringing along her gold medals on vacation?

[NoName 17,163]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

What's up with the charter guests just bringing along her gold medals on vacation?

to be fair, if i won a gold medal i would probably wear that bad boy (or a replica) everywhere for a while.

[Deej 77,854]

Just now, NoName said:

to be fair, if i won a gold medal i would probably wear that bad boy (or a replica) everywhere for a while.

Her last gold medal was in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. I'd say it's time to leave it at home. 

[RPM 26,656]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Her last gold medal was in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. I'd say it's time to leave it at home. 

Not if it gets you a greatly reduced fare.

[C-Man 27,793]

Sandy is almost, kind of, sorta fulfilling some of the roles of being a captain here. Almost.

[Biff Tannen 46,177]

On 1/3/2023 at 9:47 AM, Deej said:

What's up with the charter guests just bringing along her gold medals on vacation?

This was fucking weird. And that she seemingly kept bringing it up to the crew instead of them asking about it.

On Adventure, holy shit, new deckhand straight up asking Captain if he can replace the Bosun?  Wow, seems like a big no no.

[Mac8111 2,138]

BD Adventures has just been average people being very average about their job.

Chef is basic.

Chief Stew always seems to need help

Bosun isn’t that great of a leader

One stew has a fake accent.

None of the women are hot.

[Deej 77,854]

And very little adventure.

[Texzilla58 4,793]

If I were on that cruise I would skip outings and just sit at the table and eat every thing Rachel would cook me. That Indian meal blew me away. She seems to be able to cook anything.

I think a boat made for charters could do well with a much larger open kitchen would be cool. Would like to see a chef like Rachel have a sous chef to assist. I don’t get the tiny kitchens and lack of support when no doubt food is the number 1 factor in client satisfaction. And table service seems an afterthought for the interior team.

[RPM 26,656]

27 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I don’t get the tiny kitchens and lack of support when no doubt food is the number 1 factor in client satisfaction.

Tell me you've never been to sea without telling me you've never been to sea.

Edited January 7, 2023 by RPM

[Texzilla58 4,793]

I understand small galleys for yachts and the cramped space. Most are for actual sea going. These boats don’t seem to go more than a mile or two offshore and are basically houseboats. I’m just saying build the thing for what passengers actually want to do vs what one needs on a seafaring vessel.

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

No need to renew BD Adventure after this season ends 

[Deej 77,854]

Below Deck charter guests this week are horrible.

[Biff Tannen 46,177]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Below Deck charter guests this week are horrible.

God they are.  I fucking hate them.  The one woman just screaming "I'm hungry" over and over at the table?  Are you fucking five?

[Deej 77,854]

Smoking their cigars backwards. Bitching about Rachel's food. Waiting for her to tell them to eat her cooter. 

[Texzilla58 4,793]

The backwards cigars was so fucking funny. I wish Rachel had some pure weapons grade capsaicin extract to lace into their food. Fucking bear spray level shit.

[Deej 77,854]

So they are Indian, and I looked it up and apparently it's a thing to smoke from the lit end of a cigar. WTF?

 

 

 

 

 

[Deej 77,854]

This dude isn't a very good yacht chef. 

 

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

Finally..

[RPM 26,656]

On 1/12/2023 at 7:09 PM, Deej said:

This dude isn't a very good yacht chef. 

 

Was better in Fast Times

Edited January 17, 2023 by RPM

[Texzilla58 4,793]

Im thinking there might be a murder coming up

[Sgt Hulk 14,467]

That ass on Camille. Got damn 

[Mac8111 2,138]

Damn near saw butt hole.

I rewound it a couple of times.

Glad Ben is getting his dick wet before she gets fired.

[Deej 77,854]

On 1/17/2023 at 9:34 AM, RPM said:

Was better in Fast Times

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Deej 77,854]

3 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Damn near saw butt hole.

I rewound it a couple of times.

Glad Ben is getting his dick wet before she gets fired.

Just wait until they almost flash Captain Sandy's dick.

[Biff Tannen 46,177]

20 hours ago, Deej said:

Just wait until they almost flash Captain Sandy's dick.

[Deej 77,854]

I actually had some respect for Sandy this week when she told the mansplainging captain of the neighboring yacht to essentially go fuck himself. 

 

 

 

 

[kevwun 16,444]

Started watching Colin's show on Youtube.  Can't recommend it enough.  He has a pretty amazing life.  Thanks for whoever mentioned it.  There are a ton of episodes and it's worth watching from the beginning.

Edited January 29, 2023 by kevwun

[RPM 26,656]

26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Started watching Colin's show on Youtube.  Can't recommend it enough.  He has a pretty amazing life.  Thanks for whoever mentioned it.  There are a ton of episodes and it's worth watching from the beginning.

Link?