Below Deck

[NoName 16241]

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Colin is killing it with his own YouTube channel Parlay Revival. They have a huge following. He was recruited from it to do BDS and that obviously paid off promotion-wise. I doubt we see him back if his Pacific crossing starts before next season. 

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If you ever wanted to learn how to successfully salvage a fiberglass catamaran, this is the channel.

i'm pretty sure they already filmed s4 of BDSY

[RPM 26097]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

i'm pretty sure they already filmed s4 of BDSY

Could be, but he hasn't mentioned it.

[Texzilla58 4687]

Those guests were fucking awful. 
"I want a turkey sandwich." - 15 minutes before lunch is served.
Doesn't eat turkey sandwich and bitches and screams because she's hungry and tired of waiting for food. 
Rachel should have just come out and stabbed her, thrown her body overboard, then turned around to the remaining guests and asked, "Who wants to be next?"

You are too kind to the guest. Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution. It could also make a great new BD franchise. Below Deck human trafficking pirate ship. Aye skipper, where me eye.

[RPM 26097]

6 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

You are too kind to the guest. Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution. It could also make a great new BD franchise. Below Deck human trafficking pirate ship. Aye skipper, where me eye.

Definite Sandy show.

[Mittens 8036]

10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution.

Not a horrible solution, if you weren't about 5,000 miles off on location.  In St Lucia, they'd have to settle for 

[RPM 26097]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those guests were fucking awful. 

"I want a turkey sandwich." - 15 minutes before lunch is served.

Doesn't eat turkey sandwich and bitches and screams because she's hungry and tired of waiting for food. 

Rachel should have just come out and stabbed her, thrown her body overboard, then turned around to the remaining guests and asked, "Who wants to be next?"

and wtf was this Classic Universe bullshit? I think is is a lucrative market to cash in on. Fake pageants for fake (but wealthy) contestants. Why isn't Surly milking this to it's last little ounce of profit?

Edited February 21, 2023 by RPM

[Biff Tannen 45211]

8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

You are too kind to the guest. Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution. It could also make a great new BD franchise. Below Deck human trafficking pirate ship. Aye skipper, where me eye.

Wait wut?  Caribbean brah.

[UTPhil2006 3773]

New stew and Capt Lee arrived

[Mittens 8036]

New stew definitely likes to throw leg.

[Texzilla58 4687]

Not a horrible solution, if you weren't about 5,000 miles off on location.  In St Lucia, they'd have to settle for 

Dammit! Sandy threw me off. Just sell the guests to some Jamaican bond villains.

[Texzilla58 4687]

Capn Lee may have been determined to come back but he doesn’t look very well and is still using a crutch. No wonder he retired.

[kevwun 15336]

Colin is going to have to keep doing Sailing Yacht if he keeps leaving his boat in Costa Rica during the rainy season.  It's been struck by lightning twice and fried a bunch of electronics both times.

[Deej 76218]

[Mac8111 2101]

Fuck yes. I really like her.

[Biff Tannen 45211]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

Seems to be the Below Deck career path.  I'm sure she'll be on Only Fans next.

[UTPhil2006 3773]

Below Deck: Sailing Orgy started tonight 

[UTPhil2006 3773]

Also the charter guests are from Austin. I only recognize one of them (the young one Ann Marie) and not sure how she fits in with these people. 

[TonyTexas 10431]

Not a very auspicious start to the Parsifal season. New crew looks ok. All the main characters are back except for Marcus. 

[Chips O'Toole 1318]

Hopefully, Gary can figure out how to stop getting COVID again and again from himself through his own pillow. 

[Deej 76218]

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Hopefully, Gary can figure out how to stop getting COVID again and again from himself through his own pillow. 

It lives in his hair he never washes.

[Native Horn 3465]

New junior stews are smokin'.

[Texzilla58 4687]

Something about the new chef is hot. Ready to see her in the hot tub all crazy.

[Deej 76218]

Single Colin is going to ruin Gary's chances at the new girls. 

[Mac8111 2101]

Colin will wreck shop with gals if he chooses, including motorboating Daisy’s power titttttaaaaayyyysss.

[RPM 26097]

6 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Colin will wreck shop with gals if he chooses, including motorboating Daisy’s power titttttaaaaayyyysss.

Spoiler

Colin and Daisy hook up this season and Gary loses his shit according to some stories I've read.

 

[UTPhil2006 3773]

Those guests were awful. Well about half of them who ended up doing the right thing after the crocodile tears. 

[Chips O'Toole 1318]

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Those guests were awful. Well about half of them who ended up doing the right thing after the crocodile tears. 

On the spectrum of guest awfulness on Below Deck, I didn't think they were that bad considering they never got to go anywhere or sail at all and the crew was still a bit shaky since it was their first charter.  Yeah, the one lady went over the top with her "worst trip of my life" or whatever so fuck her, but still...never leaving the dock because the boat didn't work fucking sucks for them.

[Deej 76218]

On 4/13/2023 at 1:29 AM, RPM said:

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Colin and Daisy hook up this season and Gary loses his shit according to some stories I've read.

 

Aim higher, Colin.

[Texzilla58 4687]

Awful guests on an awful trip making awful comments but still got a decent tip. Glenn must have fucked all the women.

[RPM 26097]

I think 3 of them were embarrassed by the other 2 and tried to make up for it with the tip.

[Biff Tannen 45211]

Well these kids started fast. I wonder if it’s in the contract that they all bang each other as much as possible now. 
 

Colin/Daisy/Gary triangle gonna be wild. 

[Texzilla58 4687]

Natalya Scufder is on Playboy.com. I haven’t seen the pics.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Sailing yacht bangers. Would plow minus daisy 

[Texzilla58 4687]

I think Daisy would be a wild ride. As long as we’re both drunk.

[Mac8111 2101]

Dude using captain Glenn’s face as a night table is maybe the funniest moment in years. He even had his sunglasses on in bed.

[Texzilla58 4687]

I rewound that a couple times but we couldn’t figure out what he said to Glenn when he took it back. My closed caption said mmbudmmph. So fucking funny.

[C-Man 26739]

No mention that one of the guests this week and last was this guy?

[Deej 76218]

He may be good for the show, but Gary is a horrible person. 

[Chips O'Toole 1318]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He may be good for the show, but Gary is a horrible person. 

Oh, he's an absolute slimeball.  It's a mystery how all the girls (and Glenn ffs)  find him charming or whatever. But he somehow hasn't crossed into toxic dbag territory, or not far enough for Bravo to turn on him.

[Texzilla58 4687]

He’s lucky all the women haven’t fed him to the sharks.

[RPM 26097]

Glenn likes him because he's a damn good Bosun.

[Mac8111 2101]

Camille is on Only Fans now …. Yes, shocking.

[Deej 76218]

It might be time to dump Daisy and Gary. 

[kevwun 15336]

Too much fake drama this season.  They've even got Colin doing it.

[UTPhil2006 3773]

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

It might be time to dump Daisy and Gary. 

Daisy for sure. 

[Deej 76218]

Gary has turned into an entitled little shit. 

Really? You get invited to dine with the guests while your co-workers have to work and serve you, then when dinner is over, you go take a smoke break? When Colin calls you out, you fucked up. 

[Deej 76218]

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Too much fake drama this season.  They've even got Colin doing it.

Colin is usually the one stirring the pot. 

[kevwun 15336]

Only with Gary and stews he is chasing.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Mads and Lucy would get the best 20 seconds of me in a 3 some 

[Deej 76218]

The new chef is kinda doing it for me.