Below Deck

[NoName 17171]

45 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

This is all foreign to me, but it sounds valuable. What does this translate to roughly monthly 

probably making somewhere between 30 and 50k a year in patreon depending on how folks are spread out between the different tiers. so like 3k on the lowest end of patreon

~couple of grand a month in youtube views i bet?

so probably 3-5k a month in YT+Patreon? + merch sales of whatever they are

someone upthread said he is probably making more money on product placement, and i would bet that's the case.

[kevwun 16447]

He may just be getting free stuff from the companies which is still helpful.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Janky ass boat for BD Down Under 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

Oh shit, first charter over after one night!  Probably not the best idea to call the captain a bitch and tell him to fuck off.

[Texzilla58 4795]

I hope Capn puts those asswipes on the tender and takes them back to dock immediately. “I paid for this charter and I’m the captain of this boat” is probably the worst thing to say. I was hoping for some chum in the water and some sharks to have a little midnight feast. How did douchebags like that find that charter?

I thought at first that boat was the Cornelia Marie, repurposed, with Josh Pedo under an alias posing as your captain. That thing is ancient. No electronics.

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

Down under boat is older than army brat 

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

That reunion was … yikes. Daisy, Gary and Colin are all insufferable. 
 

 

[TonyTexas 10785]

8 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

That reunion was … yikes. Daisy, Gary and Colin are all insufferable. 
 

 

Daisy came across as a crazy, jilted ex-lover. 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

Rewatched the first episode last night and I think they edited the end to make it look like the guy was calling captain a bitch.  I think we'll see in the next episode he was actually talking to the woman.

[Mac8111 2141]

I agree.

[Deej 77864]

14 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Down under boat is older than army brat 

They still running with the braying ass that is Aesha at chief stew?

[Biff Tannen 46200]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

They still running with the braying ass that is Aesha at chief stew?

Aww, she's grown on me.  She does bray a bit, but it's kinda cute when you realize that's just how she is.

[Deej 77864]

Yeah, no. That voice is beyond painful. 

[Texzilla58 4795]

They still running with the braying ass that is Aesha at chief stew?

She’s now the steady voice of reason. Braying voice of reason. Her braying is way less with aussies vs her other boats

[Texzilla58 4795]

Finally watch the two sailing yacht reunion shows. Andy just pummeled all of them about their shitty behavior, shitty customer service, shitty attitudes. The chef it appears was banging the redneck, but no pics. Maybe she’ll do an only fans.

I think Daisy and Colin are done with the show.

[Biff Tannen 46200]

On 7/20/2023 at 2:05 PM, Texzilla58 said:

I think Daisy and Colin are done with the show.

What a shit show they all are.

[Deej 77864]

Yeah, Sailing Yacht went downhill fast. 

[RPM 26675]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, Sailing Yacht went downhill fast. 

It's called tacking

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

Watching down under. Chef has a decent body 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Watching down under. Chef has a decent body 

The new stew is playing both deckies and it’s going to be a shit show at the end. 

[Texzilla58 4795]

There’s something about the 2nd stew I wan to see more of. Like on only fans.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

That is a hideous boat they are using. It isn’t nice, at all. 

[Texzilla58 4795]

It’s the Cornelia Marie in disguise. The captain keeps looking for superyacht service, food, etc. how bought starting with a real superyacht. This tub is a real disappointment. It’s like Stalin’s state yacht.

[Deej 77864]

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

That is a hideous boat they are using. It isn’t nice, at all. 

Bravo must have had some budget cuts. 

[Mac8111 2141]

That closed off dining room is dreadful.

[Deej 77864]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

It’s the Cornelia Marie in disguise. The captain keeps looking for superyacht service, food, etc. how bought starting with a real superyacht. This tub is a real disappointment. It’s like Stalin’s state yacht.

It'd be hilarious if after the guests go down for the night, they start pulling crab pots.

[kevwun 16447]

It's a Japanese ship, so it might have helped kill whales in a former life.

[Deej 77864]

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's a Japanese ship, so it might have helped kill whales in a former life.

Yeah, I figured it had been confiscated from some Japanese whalers.

[Biff Tannen 46200]

I think bravo did it on purpose to see if it would break down and create drama. 

[Deej 77864]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think bravo did it on purpose to see if it would break down and create drama. 

They had that with this last season of Sailing Yacht. 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

They had that with this last season of Sailing Yacht. 

Exactly 

[Texzilla58 4795]

It'd be hilarious if after the guests go down for the night, they start pulling crab pots.

More hilarious would be making guests set pots and pull them if they want to go back to port. “I broke a nail bitch!”

[Deej 77864]

46 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

More hilarious would be making guests set pots and pull them if they want to go back to port. “I broke a nail bitch!”

It'd be even better if they put the guests in the pots as bait. 

[TonyTexas 10785]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

More hilarious would be making guests set pots and pull them if they want to go back to port. “I broke a nail bitch!”

Steel Shank could be the chef. 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Steel Shank could be the chef. 

They already tried that with that russian chick who couldn't make nachos.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3660]

Margot can get it. Wood. Chef also looking very good in her white lace.
 

Return of Culver…

Bosun is borderline rapey.

[kevwun 16447]

I'd say there's a very good chance the bosun gets fired for inappropriate behavior and Culver gets promoted.

[Texzilla58 4795]

They already tried that with that russian chick who couldn't make nachos.

I was thinking that little dude that couldn’t cook for shit that asked Hannah for suggestions for Casino Night. Guests were asking for Wynn level eats and basically got a smorgasbord of awful shit from a bad convenience store glass case. When Sandy asked where he came up with that shit Hannah slipped away and he got fired.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Romanian chick is nuts 

[Biff Tannen 46200]

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Romanian chick is nuts 

Stabby AF

[Deej 77864]

"Can you let me off early and cover for me so I don't make everyone late going out, since it takes me two hours to get ready?"

Lulz.

Edited August 3, 2023 by Deej

[Deej 77864]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Stabby AF

If she shaved her head, she'd look a little like Putin.

[TonyTexas 10785]

The entire BD franchise has gotten stale. Sailing was the only one I still liked but this last season might have been the tipping point for that one. Kind of reminds me of my journey with The Deadliest Catch. At first I never missed it  which slowly reduced to nada. 

[Deej 77864]

They gave too much leeway to Gary, Daisy, and Colin.

[Texzilla58 4795]

This is the network of Vander pumped and RH. Of course it’s turned to hot garbage.

The show is now a parade of barely there guests unless they are extremely annoying, with dinner as the focal and the rest drunken hookups, assaults, and ragrats.

[kevwun 16447]

New title

Below Deck: A Bit Rapey

[UTPhil2006 3930]

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

New title

Below Deck: A Bit Rapey

Very cringey episode(s)

[kevwun 16447]

If a dude acted like the crazy stew, I'm pretty sure they could be prosecuted.  They need to kick her off also.

Edited August 8, 2023 by kevwun

[Deej 77864]

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

If a dude acted like the crazy stew, I'm pretty sure they could be prosecuted.  They need to kick her off also.

Didn't we already have a stew essentially rape Gary on Sailing Yacht?

Edited August 8, 2023 by Deej

[RPM 26675]

8 hours ago, kevwun said:

If a dude acted like the crazy stew, I'm pretty sure they could be prosecuted.  They need to kick her off also.

Um, spoiler alert...