Below Deck

[Mac8111 2,101]

The links aren't showing up for me.

I’ve posted some stuff today if you know where to look…

[TonyTexas 10,423]

2 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I’ve posted some stuff today if you know where to look…

That’s some fine work. But you don’t have to be so coy. 

 

[Deej 76,201]

I would do horrible things to Jessika.

[UTPhil2006 3,768]

Chief stew fight

[Mac8111 2,101]

Tumi + Kyle is really a bad formula.

[Deej 76,201]

2 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Tumi + Kyle is really a bad formula.

The problem is that they were in immigration waiting together and I think Kyle poisoned Tumi against Natalya. 

Kyle is a bitch. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,318]

Natalya is being a petulant bitch, but the way Tumi rolled in criticizing everything and not setting up the chef to succeed at all really rubbed me the wrong way.  She will be the type who is never wrong and can't receive any criticism.  This season is going to be brutal with the stews infighting through every charter.  Not Jessica tho, she's just there for the vibes obviously. 

[Deej 76,201]

Kyle is toxic. He's already playing Tumi and Natalya against each other. He needs to be fired. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,318]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Kyle is toxic. He's already playing Tumi and Natalya against each other. He needs to be fired. 

Unfortunately, Kyle is Bravo's anointed brand of toxic. It's like they melted down a whole Real Housewives cast and injected them into his ass. 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Kyle is toxic. He's already playing Tumi and Natalya against each other. He needs to be fired. 

I’d like to see Kyle assigned to be a charter stew on a bus in Gaza.

[Biff Tannen 45,158]

So I've mentioned somewhere in the 50 pages of this thread (wtf is wrong with us) that my buddy was a producer on Below Deck Adventure and he very much confirmed that they basically spend half of their time making drama out of the thousands of hours of footage.  

For instance, if the cameras get a juicy scene, the producers then tell everyone, "ok, let's make a story out of that" and then entice and induce the cast members to play it up as well.  

I mean, it's reality TV.  It's entertainment.  Still stupid though.

[Deej 76,201]

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So I've mentioned somewhere in the 50 pages of this thread (wtf is wrong with us) that my buddy was a producer on Below Deck Adventure and he very much confirmed that they basically spend half of their time making drama out of the thousands of hours of footage.  

For instance, if the cameras get a juicy scene, the producers then tell everyone, "ok, let's make a story out of that" and then entice and induce the cast members to play it up as well.  

I mean, it's reality TV.  It's entertainment.  Still stupid though.

Was there even drama on Adventure?

[Sgt Hulk 13,533]

Natalyia can literally do anything she wants to me.  I’d give her the best 20 seconds of her life 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Was there even drama on Adventure?

The high drama was the chef made a shitty picnic lunch for a land excursion. A stew complained. Chef ignored. That was all.

[Native Horn 3,465]

Natalya is really looking to get fired.  And the new French deckhand is a douche.

[Deej 76,201]

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Natalya is really looking to get fired.  And the new French deckhand is a douche.

Sandy should fire her, Tumi, and Kyle. All three are trying to push buttons. 

[Biff Tannen 45,158]

On 10/17/2023 at 1:31 PM, Native Horn said:

Natalya is really looking to get fired.  And the new French deckhand is a douche.

She really is.  It's always weird to me when these kids get into yachting and don't understand it's like a military hierarchy.  I wouldn't like it either, but I would never get into it for that very reason. 

[Deej 76,201]

The producers push this shit. I read that Tumi has two years of experience. Nat has like 7, Kyle has around 4 or 5, and even Jessika has 3. 

The put the least experienced person as the chief stew, then have her come in hot.

[Mac8111 2,101]

Not sure where to put this. Melia look a Little puffy in the face on “Winter House”??
Not a fan of her darker hair.

[Deej 76,201]

15 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Not sure where to put this. Melia look a Little puffy in the face on “Winter House”??
Not a fan of her darker hair.

She's in her mid-30's now. Probably a little more difficult to keep thinner, and I'm assuming the darker hair is likely her natural hair color. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,533]

Inwould do such stupid hell inviting things to Natalya 

[Sgt Hulk 13,533]

Dp

Edited October 28, 2023 by Sgt Hulk

[Biff Tannen 45,158]

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Inwould do such stupid hell inviting things to Natalya 

 

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dp

YUP

[Deej 76,201]

55 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Inwould do such stupid hell inviting things to Natalya 

She's not very bright and it makes her even hotter. 

[TonyTexas 10,423]

I’ve had enough of Kyle’s over-dramatic, bitchy gay man act. He’s insufferable. 

[Deej 76,201]

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ve had enough of Kyle’s over-dramatic, bitchy gay man act. He’s insufferable. 

They just need to put one in the back of his head and dump his body overboard. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,318]

Kyle having a panic attack on the floor and blaming it on Natalya's volatile relationship with someone not even on the boat is peak attention queen. That shit was hilarious. 

 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

They just need to put one in the back of his head and dump his body overboard. 

Sell Kyle to Tunisian pirates. Problem solved.

[Native Horn 3,465]

5 hours ago, Deej said:

They just need to put one in the back of his head and dump his body overboard. 

Well that escalated quickly.

[Deej 76,201]

14 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Well that escalated quickly.

Did you see that idiot last night?

[Native Horn 3,465]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Did you see that idiot last night?

Sadly.  He's got issues which require tissues, fo sho.  

[Deej 76,201]

Anytime he realizes he oversteps and is about to get called for it, he fakes a panic attack. Did the same thing last season. 

[Mac8111 2,101]

Kyle is one of the worst human beings to ever be on this show.  

Tumi has really been a terrible leader.   Wouldn't trust her for anything.  

As hot as Natalya is, she has really been a grind.   Every single thing has to come with drama.  

Good on the deckie chick for making out with the entire guest list. 

Those guests had a fair amount of talent collectively.   

[Deej 76,201]

Tumi would be ok if she'd stop repeating what those under her say about each other. She's egging a lot of this on. 

[TonyTexas 10,423]

Show needs far more lesbian titty sucking and way less Kyle.

 

[Deej 76,201]

Kyle is a horrible human being. Sandy should keelhaul him.

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Kyle should be strapped to a drone boat and sent to a beach near Gaza City.

[TonyTexas 10,423]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Kyle is a horrible human being. Sandy should keelhaul him.

 

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Kyle should be strapped to a drone boat and sent to a beach near Gaza City.

Y’all obviously aren’t alone in those sentiments. He’s getting hammered on social media. Here’s a long Instagram post of him crying about it. Boo fucking hoo. 
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz5I_j5ONlt/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[UTPhil2006 3,768]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Y’all obviously aren’t alone in those sentiments. He’s getting hammered on social media. Here’s a long Instagram post of him crying about it. Boo fucking hoo. 
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz5I_j5ONlt/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Of course makes that all about him and woe is me as well 

[Texzilla58 4,687]

Wtf is Stephen Johnson syndrome? Maybe he should sepukku himself so it doesn’t spread. He thinks folks hate him because he’s gay. Nope. Everyone hates you because you’re a total piece of shit.

[Biff Tannen 45,158]

For anyone interested, third stew is already on Only Fans and the season isn't even over.  Check her out in IPIHB.

[Sgt Hulk 13,533]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

For anyone interested, third stew is already on Only Fans and the season isn't even over.  Check her out in IPIHB.

Link

[RPM 26,096]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Link

The first rule of Fight Club

[Biff Tannen 45,158]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Link

I already told you where to find it.  But ok.

Spoilered in case it shows a preview.

Spoiler

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/32323-random-c-list-reality-show-“stars”-catch-all/?do=findComment&comment=5762943

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,533]

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I already told you where to find it.  But ok.

Spoilered in case it shows a preview.

  Reveal hidden contents

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/32323-random-c-list-reality-show-“stars”-catch-all/?do=findComment&comment=5762943

 

I had no clue this thread existed lol there goes the rest of my November lol

[Deej 76,201]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

For anyone interested, third stew is already on Only Fans and the season isn't even over.  Check her out in IPIHB.

A friend told me she wants $40 a month and there is very little content. 

[Deej 76,201]

And she has more than twice the stew experience as Tumi.

[UTPhil2006 3,768]

Hey Kyle you’re the common denominator in all this. 
 

Stews on it, agrees, apologizes. 
 

First opportunity- starts shit again

 

New Stew mostly worthless but bout all you can get midseason.  Let me know when y’all find her OF 

[Deej 76,201]

"How would you like being called a denominator?"

[Mittens 8,027]

21 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Hey Kyle you’re the common denominator in all this. 
 

Stews on it, agrees, apologizes. 
 

First opportunity- starts shit again

I mean...we all saw that coming in the 1st 30 seconds of the show when Sandy gave him the last chance.

22 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

New Stew mostly worthless but bout all you can get midseason.  Let me know when y’all find her OF 

Check IPIHB. Great gumdrop nipples, but still ugly.  I'd put money on the tiny deckhand w/ the weird mouth being fucking AMAZING in the sack.  Like sportfuck for days style.

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

"How would you like being called a denominator?"

That was funny as fuck.  Editors did awesome on this episode, IMO.