Below Deck

[Texzilla58 4798]

I have a buddy who has a skippers license and is in and out of the charter business, doing mostly 100 ft boats that are doing weekend charters out of San Diego or Long Beach, maybe to Catalina. Does a lot of boat parade/party type stuff. He prefers doing big fishing charters on fancy sport fisherman boats. Or transport business where an owner wants a boat moved from San Diego to Miami and he’ll work that detail as they eat great and stay in the suites.

He says now that he’s in his 40’s he can’t live that life anymore. He’s done yachting in the Caribbean, Cali, Mexico, and Hawaii and he says it can be really wild like the show as the girls are hot and wild. But the difference he says is that there’s little drama and that everyone is a pro at their job.

[Biff Tannen 46204]

On 2/6/2024 at 11:49 AM, Deej said:

It's a permanent part of the Below Deck script now. Hire someone completely incompetent at a position so you can fire someone in the first few episodes.

This.  Bosun is gone within 3 episodes I'm betting.  Convenient Ben is just sitting there waiting to slide into his position.

Edited February 9 by Biff Tannen

[kevwun 16449]

Yeah, they set that up.  They do it most every season now where someone is hired just so they can be fired.  Not even trying to pretend it's real anymore.

Edited February 9 by kevwun

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

Sunny would get all the inches I can muster 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Saw somewhere the captain alluded to a record amount of firings this season which makes complete sense since 75% of them could go now 

[RPM 26679]

Anxiety Attack Bosun and They Talkin' Shit 'Bout Me Stew should be packing their bags already.

[Texzilla58 4798]

I hate these undeposited skippers. “I believe in this crew!” Fuck that. You know your bosun is a complete moron.

[Mac8111 2142]

Sunny would get all the inches I can muster 

She is the only female on the boat that I find interesting.

[Native Horn 3582]

I find parts of Xandi quite interesting.

[Mac8111 2142]

The witch part ??

[Native Horn 3582]

The little drama/nice tites part.

[Biff Tannen 46204]

Big ol tittays!

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Guessing next week we finally get someone booted 

[Mittens 8779]

Gotta be Cat.  She sucks at her job and at life.

[RPM 26679]

and the useless Bosun.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

and the useless Bosun.

Yeah he’s crumbling fast. 

[Bateshorn 9991]

On 2/6/2024 at 1:47 PM, Deej said:

My understanding is it's becoming harder and harder to find experienced yacht crew who want to be on the show, so they have to hire people with little to no experience. 

They pay absolute shit, according to Eddie. 

[kevwun 16449]

And normal people don't want to look like assholes on tv.  Most people don't want their drunken hookups viewed by their friends and family.

[Smax 3800]

23 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

They pay absolute shit, according to Eddie. 

 

Don't they get a 1500-2000 dollar tip every 4-6 days?

[Deej 77883]

1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

Don't they get a 1500-2000 dollar tip every 4-6 days?

Yeah, but they spend that on alcohol every 4-6 days. 

[Bateshorn 9991]

4 hours ago, Smax said:

 

Don't they get a 1500-2000 dollar tip every 4-6 days?

But that's basically it, while they are printing cash for Andy Cohen. 

[Smax 3800]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Yeah, but they spend that on alcohol every 4-6 days. 

  so they're in their 20's ..

[Smax 3800]

6 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

But that's basically it, while they are printing cash for Andy Cohen. 

 and exposure which if parlayed correct can lead to a lot of money, just like all the other reality stars. That's why these crew members agree to be on this show, to become influencers/reality stars

[UTPhil2006 3930]

23 minutes ago, Smax said:

 and exposure which if parlayed correct can lead to a lot of money, just like all the other reality stars. That's why these crew members agree to be on this show, to become influencers/reality stars

Or OF participants 

[Mittens 8779]

58 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

But that's basically it, while they are printing cash for Andy Cohen. 

He's not an EP

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Below_Deck

[Biff Tannen 46204]

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Or OF participants 

It's true.  I've seent it.  

[Hook1997 5530]

Damn, googled it.  Bravo evidently gives them 5-6k a month only for being on the show.  The camera crew probably makes more than the cast but of course they don’t get tips.  Definitely the cheapest Bravo show they make I’d bet. 

[RPM 26679]

Adios mofo.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

9 hours ago, RPM said:

Adios mofo.

Any clue what the deal with Cat or her friend was? SA? 

[McFly 606]

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Any clue what the deal with Cat or her friend was? SA? 

Rumors of a suicide.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

1 hour ago, McFly said:

Rumors of a suicide.

Oh damn then yeah that checks out 

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

As soon as Sunny launches an only fans. Hook it up 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

I gotta assume Xandi is the stew getting replaced on the rest of season preview 

[Deej 77883]

It's time to cancel the franchise. It's played out. 

[Mittens 8779]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I gotta assume Xandi is the stew getting replaced on the rest of season preview 

By the new blonde hottie?  She's replacing Cat, no?

[UTPhil2006 3930]

29 minutes ago, Mittens said:

By the new blonde hottie?  She's replacing Cat, no?

Ah yeah duh. 

[NoName 17189]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

It's time to cancel the franchise. It's played out. 

i still like BDSY, but the rest? yes.

they should have kept the name and moved it elsewhere with the new captain and co

[Texzilla588 772]

It’s all the same show each season. They used to have mostly new crew with just Lee, Kate, and the Brit chef guy as constants. Now it’s all interior drama, charters are just background, and drunken dinners and fucking in the hot tub.

[Biff Tannen 46204]

On 3/26/2024 at 12:27 PM, Deej said:

It's time to cancel the franchise. It's played out. 

Didn't you say the same thing on the Ghostbusters thread?

[Deej 77883]

15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Didn't you say the same thing on the Ghostbusters thread?

I don't think that was me, but maybe?

[RPM 26679]

That lady was stressing me tf out.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

11 hours ago, RPM said:

That lady was stressing me tf out.

Only thing that was worse than her behavior was her accent 

[Hook1997 5530]

Couldn’t stand that lady.  Was kinda wishing she Natalie Wooded off the boat..

[MrBig 5652]

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Only thing that was worse than her behavior was her accent 

She’s a bitter woman who can’t handle the fact she was fired from The Real Housewives of NY. My wife was into this show in the late 2000s and I am ashamed of how much I know about her because of all the hours I had to sit through the housewives show in order to get laid. She was terrible then and she’s still terrible now. 

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

The former fst kid deck hand is annoying as fuck 

[Mac8111 2142]

From Sunny’s IG page

 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Maybe Barbie just needs a dickin to get her mind right. 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Feel bad for the dude, but he was a disaster as a yacht chef. Just a really polite disaster

[Texzilla588 772]

He was delusional and a rotten chef. Lots of good cooks but he was a train wreck in the other tasks: no organization, indifferent to clients wants, awful menu planning and planning. And then he’s shocked anyone actually thinks his performance is lacking. Fried chicken Caesar progressing to grilled chicken then to a chocolate molten cake. It was like a meal at Applebee’s.

[RPM 26679]

Dyslexia and yachts do not mix well no matter what department. Lots of pressure with very little room for error. He'll do fine working in a restaurant. He's far from the worst chef I've seen on BD. Remember Leon?