Below Deck

[UTPhil2006 3776]

8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

The Captain and the Engineer are the only sane/competent ones on the boat.  The chef and chief stew need to be thrown overboard  - they are insufferable and unprofessional.  

And yet still less annoying than Kate/Hannah et al.  They're more boring than anything

[bschoolprof 6222]

I miss Kate though. At least she was entertaining.

[dirtonia 269]

The boat is cool, but the crew... smdh. Lametown.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

The whole crew is fucking incompetent.  Usually there's at least one or two that kinda hang back and do their jobs, but nope.  I can't believe Madison and Ciara just hung out on the beach for 5 hours when they were supposed to be setting up.  Adam is an ass, Jenna is insane, Parker needs to back the fuck up and listen to his superiors, and Paget is a goon.

[texhorn 351]

Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe?

[RPM 26114]

7 minutes ago, texhorn said:

Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe?

It has to be a guest. I remember seeing a clip at the start of the season where a guest was losing his shit screaming at Capt Glenn about him ruining his luxury vacation.

But I bet Madison wouldn't turn down a little booger sugar if you offered.

[The Ace of Aces 5070]

Jenna does less work than the woman at my office who I swear had a lobotomy. All she dues is wipe off dishes and carry a plate of food.

[UTPhil2006 3776]

12 hours ago, texhorn said:

Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe?

Gotta be a guest.  Definitely not Ciara, she is the most boring of them all.  And dumb.

[Moby Ric 2058]

I need to get caught up.  I have the last 2 shows on the dvr.  

[Mac8111 2102]

So question for all of you:

Who would you want to bang the most. (One night stand). Jenna, Kate or Hannah?


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[UTPhil2006 3776]

One night?  Kate, as shes the best looking.  Jenna next as shes crazy but seems alright and clearly needs/wants the D.  Hannah last.

[RPM 26114]

10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Kate, as shes the best looking.

[UTPhil2006 3776]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Out of those 3 choices, yes. 

[RPM 26114]

Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

[Native Horn 3465]

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

This right here.

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

She, Kate, was much more attractive in the season in 2015 before she fucked up her lips.  

[texhorn 351]

Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.

She’s got that whole “chop your dick off in your sleep” kinda vibe. I guess Jenna?

[Mac8111 2102]

Kate is last no matter how y’all spin it. No body. Face is busted. Might bring a girl to bed for you though.


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[Biff Tannen 45243]

On 3/26/2020 at 9:46 PM, Mac8111 said:

Kate is last no matter how y’all spin it. No body. Face is busted. Might bring a girl to bed for you though.


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Hannah purely for the tits, but shit, now I'm conflicted.

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[Deej 76241]

On 3/26/2020 at 10:46 PM, Mac8111 said:

Might bring a girl to bed for you though.
 

Selfish bitch would not.

[RPM 26114]

On 3/26/2020 at 10:46 PM, Mac8111 said:

Might bring a girl to bed for you though.

Have you seen the girls she attracts/attracted to?

wnb

[Moby Ric 2058]

The sailing episodes are boring so far.  Why Georgia can't find a guy is beyond me, smoke.  And she should bang the redhead dumb girls boyfriend already.  

[UTPhil2006 3776]

Lol at Madison "I've had a manicure that lasts longer than that"

Also Jenna is unncessarily petty

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Lol at Madison "I've had a manicure that lasts longer than that"

Also Jenna is unncessarily petty

I don't think she makes it through the season.

[TonyTexas 10452]

I think that being petty is demanded of chief stews on this show. Hannah and Kate are even worse. At least Kate’s snark is humorous. 

[bschoolprof 6222]

Jenna is worthless. She mostly just cleans dishes, flirts with the chef, and talks shit about her crew .  

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week?

[Deej 76241]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week?

Kate did it all during the first episode.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week?

Must be later. This season is fucking awful though. Not a single person worth a shit on this entire crew besides Byron. 

[UTPhil2006 3776]

Ciara might be the most plain jane boring person ever, even when she's trying not to be.  If Paget doesn't bang Georgia at some point he's an idiot

[Native Horn 3465]

But dem tites doh....

[RPM 26114]

7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Ciara might be the most plain jane boring person ever, even when she's trying not to be.  If Paget doesn't bang Georgia at some point he's an idiot

Georgia and Ciara should hook up an tell Paget to FO.

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

These people are boring as snot. The crew is annoying and the passengers are not any better. Horrible season.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Ok did I see in the preview that Parker is still breast fed by his mom?  I hope there is some context that I am missing cause WTF.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

11 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Ok did I see in the preview that Parker is still breast fed by his mom?  I hope there is some context that I am missing cause WTF.

It's been a running joke for a few episodes because he's a titty baby.

[TonyTexas 10452]

18 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

These people are boring as snot. The crew is annoying and the passengers are not any better. Horrible season.

I agree. This franchise is on the downswing. Especially with Kate leaving. Like her or not, she was the face of the show. 

[Deej 76241]

33 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I agree. This franchise is on the downswing. Especially with Kate leaving. Like her or not, she was the face of the show. 

And she has a horrible face. 

[usmc0331horn 929]

My god what a worthless season. Everyone is boring as shit.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

44 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

My god what a worthless season. Everyone is boring as shit.

They should just stick to Byron's drunken antics.  

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

47 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

My god what a worthless season. Everyone is boring as shit.

It's hard to pick the most boring crew member. Parker, is awful. The red head is awful. The Paget dude is boring. The Chief Stew is annoying as hell. The chef is a total psycho. The blonde gal is just "wanting" and the Georgia gal is boring. The captain is like oatmeal as well.

Byron is the only guy who seems natural and not douchey.

[RPM 26114]

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

They should just stick to Byron's drunken antics.  

Definitely the most interesting crew member.

[Sbbruin 21606]

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

Definitely the most interesting crew member.

Georgia gives my wiener a tingle.  So i like her.

[Moby Ric 2058]

14 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Georgia gives my wiener a tingle.  So i like her.

Georgia on pool days is what keeps me watching.  The rest of them are meh.

[usmc0331horn 929]

On 4/10/2020 at 3:01 PM, Moby Ric said:

Georgia on pool days is what keeps me watching.  The rest of them are meh.

Yea you can tell this is the most boring crew ever because how is no one fucking the shit out of her? My god she's fine.

[The Ace of Aces 5070]

Tonight on Bravo Kate will be doing a running commentary on the sailing yacht series. 
 

It’ll be the most entertaining part of this incredibly boring series. 

[Deej 76241]

59 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Tonight on Bravo Kate will be doing a running commentary on the sailing yacht series. 
 

It’ll be the most entertaining part of this incredibly boring series. 

As long as they don't show her platypus face.

[PittsburghTiger 6095]

The Parker kid can't last much longer. He's a horrible person, and an even worse deck hand. And the chef is such a douche.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Parker is the biggest pussy on TV.  God he is awful.

[Biff Tannen 45243]

All of it. It’s all terrible. Yet I can’t turn away. 

[RPM 26114]

9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The Parker kid can't last much longer. He's a horrible person, and an even worse deck hand. And the chef is such a douche.

Really surprised they brought the chef back. He was a trainwreck the last time.