We just gotta run over to Texarkana and back in 28 hours

[RPM 26354]

Son, that ain't never been done!

Eighty. Thousand. Dollah.

[RPM 26354]

What we have here is a total lack of respect for the law!

 

[RPM 26354]

For some reason or another you sounded taller on the radio.

[Brandywine 1316]

Love that film. 

[BigDHornfan 6550]

Hush puppies Daddy!

[Radical Larry 28663]

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper, and make it quick. I’m in a goddamn hurry.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf.

[Deej 76923]

"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

Sheriff Justice's son had to have been an aggy.

Edited September 8, 2019 by Deej

[Underdog 28773]

You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella. 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

My hat blew off daddy

[tx 3 putt 77428]

10 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hush puppies Daddy!

We don't got time for that crap! Dumb sumbitch!

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My hat blew off daddy

I hope your goddamn head was in it

[Rabidhorn 121]

The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.

Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit: Watch your language, little lady.

[huge 3795]

https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e2e83f7f-b72a-414d-aa17-6e2d247ce408

[Jerry Callo 8727]

Hold on to your ass, Fred!

[pepper brooks 580]

23 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper, and make it quick. I’m in a goddamn hurry.

Chasin' sumbody sheriff, somebody chasin' you?

[Dewey 3293]

Bank robbin?!? That's baby shit compared to what this dude is doing! Driving through peoples backyards, running over mailboxes.... took a lady across state lines, not sure he has her permission, that's kidnappin.

Nobody and I mean nobody makes sheriff Burford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

[BigDHornfan 6550]

2 hours ago, pepper brooks said:

Chasin' sumbody sheriff, somebody chasin' you?

Aint nobody chasing me boy.  I'm in hot pursuit!

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Put d' evidence in d' CAR!!

[Carl Spackler 3504]

I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.

[RPM 26354]

Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. Might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it.

[Call 393]

Sumbitch 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

Well, what’s your handle, son, and uh, what’s your 20?

Edited September 10, 2019 by Pato del Muerto