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We just gotta run over to Texarkana and back in 28 hours


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"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

Sheriff Justice's son had to have been an aggy.

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If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.

Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit: Watch your language, little lady.

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Bank robbin?!? That's baby shit compared to what this dude is doing! Driving through peoples backyards, running over mailboxes.... took a lady across state lines, not sure he has her permission, that's kidnappin.

Nobody and I mean nobody makes sheriff Burford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

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Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. Might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it.

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