NFL Week 1

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Falcons getting pummeled by the Vikings 21-0

[Chad 1728]

Browns with 8 penalties in the first half (5 personal fouls), their starting LT Greg Robinson was ejected for kicking to the head. The Cleveland hype train is off to a booming start.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Ravens are going to put 70 on the dolphins

[Michael Knight 12902]

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

[Michael Knight 12902]

Miami is really really really bad

[Chad 1728]

Cameron Wake sacks Baker Mayfield for a safety. He's on the bench grimacing like a bitch, Wake fucked him up.

Edited September 8, 2019 by Chad

[Braff Zacklin 13430]

Baltimore is 9 yards shy of having 400 yards of total offense in the first half. Not sure I've ever seen an NFL team do that**.

 

 

** And they didn't even have to hire some mediocre brah of a college coach to do it.

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Miami is really really really bad

They honestly might be worse than the 0-16 Lions

[Message Board User 12389]

This Browns first half reminds me of 1987, when SI came out with this and the Tribe proceeded to lose like 105 games.

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

skin just caught a pass with his dick.

[Michael Knight 12902]

https://streamable.com/zgxiv

 

Vernon Davis is old

Edited September 8, 2019 by Michael Knight

[Radical Larry 28529]

This Browns first half reminds me of 1987, when SI came out with this and the Tribe proceeded to lose like 105 games.

I’d be completely happy with Mayfield losing 105 games this season.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Chorus of boos by philly fans as the eagles head to the locker room

[EMAWesome 101]

20 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Ravens are going to put 70 on the dolphins

Bob Griese, Larry Csonka and company are going to have to switch from champagne to Jack Daniels.

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

Browns are just so poorly coached. Also, I hope this ends hyping up young teams with shitty OL. 

[Chad 1728]

Browns with 10 penalties for 107 yards in the first half. They looked good on paper though.

 

Mayfield sacked for the 3rd time.

Edited September 8, 2019 by Chad

[Funk Doctor Spock 11948]

Malcolm Brown with a td today. That's awesome to see.

[Brothahorn 10085]

New England once again starts the season with 6 wins.  Miami is horrible, and the Bills/Jets games inspires no confidence that either one can steal a game from the Patriots. 

 

Kraft has to be paying the other 3 guys. No other way to explain this level of shittiness for so long.

[Jive Turkey 12570]

helluva TD throw by Wentz.

[Brothahorn 10085]

All the money the Falcons have in Ryan and Jones gets them 0 points, so far. Lulz

[Braff Zacklin 13430]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

helluva TD throw by Wentz.

He obviously read this thread and asked us to hold his beer.

Still not buying stock in him, though.

[PilotsError 2284]

Pam Oliver doesn't look real. Her face looks like something out of Pixar

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Not sure which team is more undisciplined  at this point: Browns or Jaguars. Neither team is maintaining a level of discipline and professionalism required to actually compete. Last TD drive by chiefs was solely due to Jaguar penalties. 

Edited September 8, 2019 by Uncle Nate

[Jive Turkey 12570]

1 minute ago, PilotsError said:

Pam Oliver doesn't look real. Her face looks like something out of Pixar

has her speech improved?  she was very slurry last year.  i've got it on mute.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

has her speech improved?  she was very slurry last year.  i've got it on mute.

It actually was at the start, but they just threw it down to her and she was facing away from the camera and she started stumbling over her words.

[GopherRock 1765]

The one decent drive the Falcons have had ended with a Matt Ryan interception in the end zone. 

[spystud13 2371]

DJax, bitches. 

[Braff Zacklin 13430]

4 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

The one decent drive the Falcons have had ended with a Matt Ryan interception in the end zone. 

He's another who's always had more hype than deserved, imo. Surrounded by an embarrassment of riches, yet not a lot to show for it outside of one SB appearance.

Not a bad QB, but certainly not in that top tier of elites with which he is usually included.

Edited September 8, 2019 by Braff Zacklin

[Jive Turkey 12570]

yeah, Washington may wanna cover Desean.

[spystud13 2371]

Strong throw, Case. 

[Jive Turkey 12570]

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

Strong throw, Case. 

Damn.  Skins should be up. 

[GSU&UT 1798]

11 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's another who's always had more hype than deserved, imo. Surrounded by an embarrassment of riches, yet not a lot to show for it outside of one SB appearance.

Not a bad QB, but certainly not in that top tier of elites with which he is usually included.

The couple of years he's had a good line he's been good, this shit is fucking garbage today. Just fucking tank, we're not sniffing the playoffs under these coaches.

Edited September 8, 2019 by GSU&UT

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

The couple of years he's had a good like he's been good, this shit is fucking garbage today. Just fucking tank, we're not sniffing the playoffs under these coaches.

Coach O?

[Braff Zacklin 13430]

Wentz is dealing. Philly about to go up 28-20.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11948]

Malcolm Brown with his 2nd td of the day. Hook Em 🤘 

[EMAWesome 101]

Seems like all signs point to the AFC South being a burning paper bag of dog shit this year.

[spystud13 2371]

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Wentz is dealing. Philly about to go up 28-20.

Make that 29, Doug ain’t scared. 

[Jive Turkey 12570]

love Doug Pederson.  what a smart decision to go for 2 there.   Garrett wouldn't have.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11948]

Is Baltimore playing a college team? They're throttling Miami 52-10 so far. Ouch. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11948]

Julio Jones signs an extension, and Atlanta getting butt fucked by Minnesota. 

[Chad 1728]

Kevin Byard picks off Baker, haha.

[EMAWesome 101]

WTF CBS?  I live 40 miles from Kansas City.  Why are you switching me from the Chiefs game to Tennessee-Cleveland?

[spystud13 2371]

Damn, McCaffrey is fucking good. 

23-20 Rams after a blocked punt. 

[Zavala 1384]

Lol Jalen Ramsey

[Chad 1728]

Titans up 29-13 against the champs on paper, 7 points off of Baker's turnover.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11948]

Just now, spystud13 said:

Damn, McCaffrey is fucking good. 

23-20 Rams after a blocked punt. 

Seriously. I didn't expect him to be this good. Honestly, I didn't know what to expect, but he's exceeded my expectations by a long mile. Good for the kid. 

[Zavala 1384]

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Malcolm Brown with his 2nd td of the day. Hook Em 🤘 

Fuck yeah

[Michael Knight 12902]

lol RG3 scores for Baltimore

[Message Board User 12389]

Freddie Kitchens is jive.