NFL Week 1

[Radical Larry 28,529]

Awww yeah. Baker with another pick.

[Michael Knight 12,902]

another Baker int

[4th&Five 41,461]

Lulz. Fuck you Baker!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,948]

4 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Fuck yeah

Gotta love it. I'm not a Houston fan, but they should kick the rocks about acquiring him. He's been solid every time he's been on the field since at least last season. 

Edited September 8, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[spystud13 2,371]

Goff throws a pick, they’re gonna fuck this one away. 

[spystud13 2,371]

Wentz is just fucking with Wash now. 

[spystud13 2,371]

Damn, that was an unnecessary hold on Philly’s TD. Sanders had him beat. 

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

All that Browns hype and they get smashed at home by a mediocre at best Titans team. Poor Browns fans lol. Had to expect them to look better than this today.

[Zavala 1,384]

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Gotta love it. I'm not a Houston fan, but they should kick the rocks about acquiring him. He's been solid every time he's been on the field since at least last season. 

Houston Texans suck I hope all Texas players steer clear of that clusterfuck. They lost me at skipping on VY.

[Beau Vine 54,015]

29 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Seems like all signs point to the AFC South being a burning paper bag of dog shit this year.

Seems like all signs point to water being wet.

[Zavala 1,384]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

An "apparent" injury lulz wut

 

Man how long until Adam Gase is fired and sent to rehab for his Adderall addiction?

[Zavala 1,384]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

Whoops

Edited September 8, 2019 by Zavala

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,948]

Just now, Zavala said:

Houston Texans suck I hope all Texas players steer clear of that clusterfuck. They lost me at skipping on VY.

I kind of agree with this, but the past is the past. Mario Williams turned out to be good, so it's a wash. I'd just like to see MB get a try as a starter, no matter the team. We could use him in Tampa in the worst way. 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

Whoops

Edited September 8, 2019 by Zavala

[TexasMan 10,786]

 

[NowThis 931]

if Sproles doesn't make the HOF, shut it down.

Remember the 2003 Big 12 CCG?

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

All that Browns hype and they get smashed at home by a mediocre at best Titans team. Poor Browns fans lol. Had to expect them to look better than this today.

Lots of Mackovickian thinking with these new-age OCs. Case in point: Cleveland has netted 5.8 yards per carry--a very effective average, especially when you've got a relatively inexperienced quarterback and an offensive line that struggles with protection.

Yet Mayfield has aired it out 36 times today ... versus only 16 rushes.

Not that I mind seeing that douchenozzle fail.  

[Beau Vine 54,015]

 

[spystud13 2,371]

30-20 Rams now & a Cam pick. 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I kind of agree with this, but the past is the past. Mario Williams turned out to be good, so it's a wash. I'd just like to see MB get a try as a starter, no matter the team. We could use him in Tampa in the worst way. 

David Carr turned out to be suck. Then Schuab the next year turned out to be suck. Wasted Andre Johnson HOF career with a shit show at QB. A mobile QB like Vince could've helped with that piss poor O line, plus he's from Houston. Instead he got Jeff Fisher'ed.

Now they are gonna stick with buttchin at coach and GM until he burns it completely to the ground. They kept Kubiak, who said he didn't want Payton Manning, then left to go to Denver with him....

[tbone_ 14,027]

I know no one gives a shit about my fantasy team but I just wanted to say that I started Sammy Watkins in place of Antonio Brown this week.

Blind squirrels and all...

[Michael Knight 12,902]

suck it baker

[Chad 1,728]

Hahaha. Baker with a pick 6. Titans up 43-13.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,948]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

David Carr turned out to be suck. Then Schuab the next year turned out to be suck. Wasted Andre Johnson HOF career with a shit show at QB. A mobile QB like Vince could've helped with that piss poor O line, plus he's from Houston. Instead he got Jeff Fisher'ed.

Now they are gonna stick with buttchin at coach and GM until he burns it completely to the ground. They kept Kubiak, who said he didn't want Payton Manning, then left to go to Denver with him....

Oh shit, completely forgot about Schaub. What a waste of a paycheck. I think Vince would have Houston in contention every year, but fucking Fisher, Fisher'd him. I never expected Carr to do shit, but yeah, they should have drafted VY. Even with the retard holding him back he still managed to win. 

[Michael Knight 12,902]

Just now, tbone_ said:

I know no one gives a shit about my fantasy team but I just wanted to say that I started Sammy Watkins in place of Antonio Brown this week.

Blind squirrels and all...

I dropped Sammy Watkins for Tyrell Williams so fuck you

[Zavala 1,384]

8 minutes ago, NowThis said:

if Sproles doesn't make the HOF, shut it down.

Remember the 2003 Big 12 CCG?

Yeah it's mind bottling he had been this great this long at his size. Tough dude

[Valmy77 13,123]

The Redskins are the most loathsome football team in the world. They took that big lead against the Eagles and at no point did I seriously think they would pull it out.

I hate that I love them. 

[spystud13 2,371]

30-27 Rams now, gonna need an onsides. 

[Zavala 1,384]

Lol they throw a 5 yard out when they need 50 yards in 12 sec

[spystud13 2,371]

That was a fucking putrid attempt. 

[Radical Larry 28,529]

Broken clavicle for Foles.

Minshew II: Electric Boogaloo

[Zavala 1,384]

Clowney doing work for a real team.

I love Watson and Hopkins and for their sake I hope the Texans go 0-16 and they move on to better futures elsewhere.

[spystud13 2,371]

Dirty backdoor cover for Wash. 

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

And the Skins cover lol

[Zavala 1,384]

I like them chargers helmets. White with the yellow facemask looks good

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,948]

I started Julio Jones, so someone just fucking kill me, please. I also benched Lamar Jackson. 

[Michael Knight 12,902]

broken clavicle for foles

[Valmy77 13,123]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And the Skins cover lol

Take that degenerate gamblers!

[Message Board User 12,389]

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

All that Browns hype and they get smashed at home by a mediocre at best Titans team. Poor Browns fans lol. Had to expect them to look better than this today.

One of the benefits of sucking for so long is that I'm pretty much inoculated to disappointment.  Today was nothing but a thang.

[tbone_ 14,027]

Derick Henry looked legit.

[Nicole44 22,028]

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

[Michael Knight 12,902]

Saquon is still pretty good

[NowThis 931]

59-10 is not a typical NFL score is it?  Could have been 66 as they were in teh rd zone at the end.   66-10, anyone remeber that score from 30 years ago?

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

Pretty sure they were out of contention before the season started.

[EMAWesome 101]

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

If you are in a survivor pool you might want to go with bye when they play Miami.

[tbone_ 14,027]

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

Do they play the Cardinals this year?

[Michael Knight 12,902]

sprained ankle for Mahomes and tyreek might have broken his collarbone

Edited September 8, 2019 by Michael Knight

[spystud13 2,371]

Kyler threw a pick out of his end zone. 

[Zavala 1,384]

Imagine taking Kyler Murray #1 overall

[Deej 76,587]

Hilarious than Kyler is so short that one of his offensive lineman tried to jump over him.