MNF DH: Texans @ Saints/Broncos @ Raiders

[spystud13 2371]

NO -6.5, 52 

Den -3, 43 

 

Who’s calling the second game? 

[ztejas 43287]

I want to take a hot branding iron and shove it up the ass of whoever made the boyband "summertime lover" AT&T ad. 

[4th&Five 41462]

Saints have started the last two seasons slow. Hoping that changes tonight. 

[NowThis 931]

is Andrew Beck with Denver?

[Deej 76599]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I want to take a hot branding iron and shove it up the ass of whoever made the boyband "summertime lover" AT&T ad. 

It was Derka, and Hugo.

[Soul Glo 54]

Well, it has finally happened. We have gone from having a ref in the booth to a ref on the pregame show giving his "keys to referees calling a good game".

[Underdog 28460]

^ My man, good to see you back.  

[ztejas 43287]

Refs trying to fuck NO early. Nice. 

[Nicole44 22028]

Damnit. I really like Watson and Hopkins. If they get hurt I will blame buttchin. He always gets outcoached by like everyone. 

[Soul Glo 54]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

^ My man, good to see you back.  

I am very happy to be here!!!!!

[TexArcher 37553]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I want to take a hot branding iron and shove it up the ass of whoever made the boyband "summertime lover" AT&T ad. 

He'd enjoy that more than you would.

[Radical Larry 28533]

Bitchin' Kamara

[4th&Five 41462]

Why is the down and distance graphic yellow? It looks like there’s a flag on every play. 

[Nicole44 22028]

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Bitchin' Kamara

Dead Milkmen can’t record that one though. Although Bitchin Camero was a classic.

Edited September 9, 2019 by Nicole44

[Soul Glo 54]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Bitchin' Kamara

well done.

[Vic Mackey 46938]

Love how they want to make the down/distance on the screen yellow which is the same color they use for when a flag is on the field. Dumb fucks.

[Soul Glo 54]

It would be awesome if Sean Payton challenged and lost on a PI non-call.

[MillerEP 30348]

Announcer's right, we haven't improved in any area.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 minute ago, Soul Glo said:

It would be awesome if Sean Payton challenged and lost on a PI non-call.

Especially if it’s obvious. They’ve been pretty firm on not changing any calls unless it’s as bad as the nfc championship game, it seems like. There have been several times that I’ve seen where I felt like they could’ve reversed it 

[4th&Five 41462]

2 minutes ago, Soul Glo said:

It would be awesome if Sean Payton challenged and lost on a PI non-call.

He’ll do it as soon as he needs to get the crowd jacked up. 

[Nicole44 22028]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Announcer's right, we haven't improved in any area.

Maybe Brees will regress during the game? 

[TexArcher 37553]

GO ASTROS!!!

[4th&Five 41462]

Malcolm is making a difference early. Can’t wait to get Rankins back next to him. 

[ztejas 43287]

And on the 8th day, the Lord created JJ Watt's arms, and said "This is good"

[Nicole44 22028]

Ouch. Kinda Rosencopter-y.

[Soul Glo 54]

missed holding, but didn't end up mattering.

[spystud13 2371]

Whoops, Drew. 

[4th&Five 41462]

Dumb, Drew. 

[Nicole44 22028]

Yes!

That Geico commercial is pretty fucking funny!

[Nicole44 22028]

Holy shit! Wow! 

[Wally Pryor 5245]

Dear Lord ESPN's telecast sucks...the fucking down and distance graphic in the lower right hand corner is in yellow no less, so every time it flashes you think there's been a penalty called on the play.   And Booger McFarland makes Jason Witten look comfortable.   Guessing next up we will see one of those candy ass ESPN graphics where players are on a merry-go-round or some shit. 

[MillerEP 30348]

Fuller stepping up

[Nicole44 22028]

Suck it Eli Apple! 

[Braff Zacklin 13433]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes!

That Geico commercial is pretty fucking funny!

Your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad.

[Nicole44 22028]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad.

What? No way! 

[ztejas 43287]

Is there an option to mute Booger McFarland?

[Soul Glo 54]

"To reach around a guy, and use his hands!!!" - Booger McFarland

[Braff Zacklin 13433]

Just now, Soul Glo said:

"To reach around a guy, and use his hands!!!" - Booger McFarland

At least he wasn't using Derrick Johnson's "patented reacharound" circa Keith Jackson.

[Nicole44 22028]

If Herm hadn’t gone back to coaching and there was a coaches corner for this game I’d be watching that. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dear Lord ESPN's telecast sucks...the fucking down and distance graphic in the lower right hand corner is in yellow no less, so every time it flashes you think there's been a penalty called on the play.   And Booger McFarland makes Jason Witten look comfortable.   Guessing next up we will see one of those candy ass ESPN graphics where players are on a merry-go-round or some shit. 

This right here. 

It’s looks like a low budget video game add. And McFarland has diarrhea of the mouth. 

[michaelpshayes 417]

The decline of western civilization cannot be demonstrated better than going from a booth with Cosel, Gifford and Meredith to these two talentless hacks 

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dear Lord ESPN's telecast sucks...the fucking down and distance graphic in the lower right hand corner is in yellow no less, so every time it flashes you think there's been a penalty called on the play.   And Booger McFarland makes Jason Witten look comfortable.   Guessing next up we will see one of those candy ass ESPN graphics where players are on a merry-go-round or some shit. 

 

[ztejas 43287]

1 minute ago, michaelpshayes said:

The decline of western civilization cannot be demonstrated better than going from a booth with Cosel, Gifford and Meredith to these two talentless hacks 

 

I feel like I'm watching an XFL telecast. 

[Horn80 6080]

H-town playing well so far.

[MillerEP 30348]

Yeah, the graphics look like an intern just discovered Photoshop. The shiny fake light on the logos at the bottom are cringe worthy. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Marker cam with some great 320x240 resolution.

[Radical Larry 28533]

Zapruder video had better resolution.

[elfenix 34191]

terrible spot, and fuck you for burning 2 timeout

[MillerEP 30348]

Great going BoB, throw away 2 Timouts on the same play.

[elfenix 34191]

TD!  fuck you ref!

[spystud13 2371]

The rare 2 TOs on one play.