Tom Brady Does Not Like Sweaty Asses

[Vic Mackey 48154]

Tom Brady does not like touching sweaty behinds, nor does he like touching them.

The New England Patriots legend is known as a fierce competitor that has helped lead him to six Super Bowl rings.

Ted Karras will serve as the starting center of the New England Patriots when they face off against the Dolphins in Miami. It is definitely going to be a hot day, and Brady is a man who doesn’t like his centers to sweat on him.

Brady goes to the extreme by personally tossing towels down his teammates’ uniforms to avoid receiving slippery footballs from his centers that would definitely impact him throwing. The Atheltic’s Nick Underhill talked to former centers who described their experience with Brady.

https://theathletic.com/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/

"I always tell them I don't want to throw a wet ball on a perfectly sunny day" - Tom Brady

Edited September 12, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[TexArcher 39136]

Yeah.  That's why.

[bamachine 1231]

That article said "touching them" twice in the same sentence. I guess he likes "touching them".

[aggie08 21879]

The devil is in the details.

[ztejas 44328]

What about Belicheck? He's a sweaty ass. 

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

My mom:  "Swass," what is that?"  

Me:  Sweaty ass.  

My mom: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..."  (because she's high off the whatever they gave her at the dental office, lol)  

Edited September 13, 2019 by TeddyBearStallion

[Bateshorn 9993]

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah.  That's why.

I think we are done here.

[GotThatFire 166]

Lol.  Awesome. Don’t care, he’s the best ever. Ehlinger should put baby powder down our center’s ass. 

Edited September 13, 2019 by GotThatFire

[DaysOff 8266]

The center's ass sweat gets on the outside of your hand. You throw with the inside of your hand. Dry ball, so confused.

[2inDaPink1inDaStink 106]

Brady is still upset he didn’t get to attend Penn State.He always felt it was a better fit for him. The Penn State staff touched him in away Michigan never did, and it changed him forever.