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Starting this thread because based on what we've seen so far, I think there will be plenty of material to keep it going.

But I'm not starting with his salvo toward Beto last night since that's been covered.

I did however see this gem from Wednesday before I knew anything about the little shit and thought it might be a fun discussion on a UT message board.

Briscoe Cain has decided that Austin should be abolished because of it's stance on abortion.

Ordinarily I'd chuckle and move on, but based on the batshit crazy Texas legislature I'm not taking anything for granted.

Triggered Texas Republican calls for abolishing city of Austin over abortion access

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Republican Texas state lawmaker called for abolishing the city of Austin over a dispute between the city and the state on abortion funding.

Texas state Rep. Briscoe Cain, an anti-LGBTQ Republican who once got kicked out of the state’s Democratic convention for illegally bringing a gun to troll liberals, is so angry that Austin went around a state ban on abortion funding that he wants to bring the city under state control.

Cain wrote on Twitter that it was “past time” that the Texas legislature “abolish the City of Austin and make it a capital district like that of D.C.” 

Cain wrote that residents would still be able to retain their state legislature districts while the state legislature would get “supreme authority” over Austin’s mayor and council.

Texas told cities they couldn’t fund abortion providers. So Austin is funding abortion access instead.

Now, Austin is the first city in the nation to approve public funding to help women better access abortion.

Cain’s casual proposal to deny nearly one million people the right to basic representation came after he was triggered by Austin’s plan to get around a state ban on abortion funding.

Earlier this year, Texas passed a new law barring cities from funding abortion providers. The move was partly in response to Austin awarding Planned Parenthood a land lease to operate a clinic for just $1 a year.

Austin lawmakers created a plan to get around the new state restrictions and on Tuesday amended next year’s budget to provide $150,000 to help women get better access to abortion, the Texas Tribune reports. The funding would go toward covering expenses like travel, lodging and child care for women seeking abortions but not toward the cost of the procedure itself.

Republican state Sen. Donna Campbell, who authored the state bill, SB 22, accused Austin lawmakers of trying to “manipulate” the new law.

She said in a statement that Austin’s amended budget “defiantly violates the spirit of Senate Bill 22, if not an outright violation against the law.”

Campbell vowed to take the issue up with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a staunch abortion foe who has pushed for the legislature to expand his power to bring criminal charges against abortion providers.

Proponents of Austin’s amendment budget denied that the move violated SB 22. Aimee Arrambide, the executive director of NARAL Pro-Choice Texas, told the Texas Tribune that the funding was simply a “creative way” for the city to continue ensuring that the community has access to abortion health care.

"It's more a direct response to the combination of abortion bans that have been passed throughout the year and the abortion bans sweeping the country rather than being a direct result of SB 22," Arrambide told the outlet.

Arrambide and other pro-choice groups worked with the city council after states like Georgia and Alabama announced draconian abortion bans that were quickly challenged in the courts. The coalition came up with the idea of funding incidental expenses as a way of ensuring abortion access without running afoul of the new state law. The amendment was introduced by Mayor Pro Tem Delia Garza.

“I don’t make decisions based on what the legislature wants, I make decisions based on what our community needs," Garza told the Tribune.

Garza told the outlet that abortion restrictions disproportionately affect women in marginalized communities, requiring them to pay out-of-pocket costs and take time off from work.

City council member Greg Cesar, who helped draft the amendment, said Austin should serve as an example to other cities where state lawmakers have restricted abortion access.

“Every day, anti-abortion extremists at the Texas Legislature wake up and think about how to restrict access to abortion,” he wrote on Twitter. “Today, the Austin City Council fought back and made a major investment to expand abortion care access, showing the way for other cities to act.”

 

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DixonHur

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Holy crap, is that true?  This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.  

He's ticking all the GOP boxes:

Crazy - check

Dumb - check

Little man complex - check

Overcompensating - check

"Reformed" gay man - check

Bleach blond bimbo beard - check

Bet he drives a dually.

 

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May as well rename the Texas GOP leadership "The Shoetree."  Because Perry, Cain, and Dan Patrick couldn't be any deeper in the back of the fucking closet.  

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59 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Holy crap, is that true?  This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.  

He's ticking all the GOP boxes:

Crazy - check

Dumb - check

Little man complex - check

Overcompensating - check

"Reformed" gay man - check

Bleach blond bimbo beard - check

Bet he drives a dually.

 

With these

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Well, one good thing to come out of this is Cain’s Democratic opponent, Josh Markle, has gotten a big boost.

 

He had 54 Twitter followers on Thursday night.

 

Now?

 

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And he’s gotten a bunch of donations. If you feel like throwing him $5, here’s his ActBlue link -

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/markle-128

 

Which is huge because Cain is an Empower Texas whore.

 

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And the Texas GOP is going all in on the stupidity too.

 

 https://twitter.com/texasgop/status/1172692564648046592?s=21

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

What a state. What a country. 

America and Britain were never meant to have social media. Their people can't handle it. Somehow most of the rest of the world seems to be able to much better. 

1 Billion Indians agree with this, or I think they will, as soon as they get through mob-murdering the local rumored cow-killer.

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4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

1 Billion Indians agree with this, or I think they will, as soon as they get through mob-murdering the local rumored cow-killer.

Once they get that cleared up they can use Twitter and FB to coordinate the next flash mob rape, followed by the obligatory honor killing.

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6 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Just watched the video of him when he was kicked out of the Dem convention in Fort Worth and he is so gay. Such a tough guy too. An overweight, bitter queen. 

As an aside...is this a superpower that all gays have?  To be able to determine if another person (closeted gay or “straight”) is indeed gay?

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46 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

As an aside...is this a superpower that all gays have?  To be able to determine if another person (closeted gay or “straight”) is indeed gay?

I’m pretty good at figuring it out. People have purposely introduced me to others solely to get my opinion on if they want the D

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Is Briscoe Cain a homosexual?  That is, is Briscoe Cain gay?  Or rather, was Briscoe Cain a homosexual, that is, was Briscoe Cain gay?
Nothing wrong with that, if Briscoe Cain is (or was) gay.

That boy’s queerer than a football bat, and overcompensating on an Olympic level. NTTAWWT...just fucking own it, man.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


That boy’s queerer than a football bat, and overcompensating on an Olympic level. NTTAWWT...just fucking own it, man.

Yeah, Briscoe Cain definitely has engaged in role-play as Frodo with a much older BDSM loving Gandalf and the one cock ring to rule them all.

 

Plus, the wife is a dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. 

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