Texas @ Rice - 7:00 PM CBS Sports Network

[Modessit 5595]

you sure.... missed XP.   wasnt the line 32?

I said MY spread, not the Vegas spread. I had a 35 pt spread in my prediction. Spread is worth more points than total score.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Take that !!! t-sippin' bastards
 
 
 
Beat ou

Fuck you

Uh, ou

[Horn21 168]

Double post.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Well, almost a perfect game.

[Bruh Man 3160]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

LSU is playing an FCS school. At home.

 

And has given up 14 pts.

We're basically at home and playing Rice with their backup QB. He's right, if Texas is really "back" scoreline should be in the 50's/60's.  Herman went into his shell prematurely again.

[Atticus 3920]

Three man rush is the only reason they’ve moved the ball.

I think if they were more committed to throwing, they would have been moving the ball all game

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

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[Burntcowboy 1845]

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I am so fucking confused by so many of these commericals.  Is our fan base that old?  I mean shit, the catheter commericals, and medicaid commericals make it seem like we are all BrisketTexan's age & shit

Yes. Remember this is cbs the senile old fart network.

[RPM 26208]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

We need another TD

[LTtxfan 48952]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Rice’s kicker might be the worst in D1 football.

Taking money to help Texas gamblers...

Some got a line of 31 1/2... 😆😆😆

[Funk Doctor Spock 11918]

Sailing commercial?

[honolulu horn 6157]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

I can't remember

[NorthLoop 14082]

2 minutes ago, Horn21 said:

If the goal was to win 60-0, we could have easily done so. Texas could have named the score tonight. I’d rather get game experience for the backups and rest everyone. We don’t need any more injuries.

This

[Modessit 5595]

We're basically at home and playing Rice with their backup QB. He's right, if Texas is really "back" scoreline should be in the 50's/60's.  Herman went into his shell prematurely again.

Herman isn't going to stomp a school he coached at unless it's Ohio St.

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

ahh yes, the old handoff and get 2 yards plays with our backup QB who has almost no experience....

 

dammit Tom, call real plays with Thompson in there

[Mdhorn 5910]

speaking of running it up--does OU get Kelly shit canned for this hammering tonight?

[Radical Larry 28528]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

I think some have been drinking it tonight.

[RollLeft 5039]

Who else we have at QB?  Recruits?

[DaysOff 7843]

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[Get ln My Van 927]

Let Casey sling it around

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Horn21 said:

If the goal was to win 60-0, we could have easily done so. Texas could have named the score tonight. I’d rather get game experience for the backups and rest everyone. We don’t need any more injuries.

That should be the goal every week. You play to a standard, tonight Texas hasn't played to a high standard consistently.

[TexArcher 37506]

Better WR blocking there.  Let's go.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

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Yep. Seeing the hormel chili commercial 65 times has killed my boner. 

[Modessit 5595]

Nice flashback of 84 running free.

[Mdhorn 5910]

Young ran as far as his linemen allowed him.  

[DaysOff 7843]

Forgot about Lewis

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Omg Lewis from the drew Carey show?

[Bevo14 8272]

damn I forgot we recruited that kid

[Zavala 1384]

Great announcers

[Get ln My Van 927]

Nice play by Lewis

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Me likeee

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Is Aaron Taylor suggesting that Texas just give pain killers to all their injured players

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

First we Round Up the lawyers....

[Funk Doctor Spock 11918]

Kennedy Lewis sighting. He looks kinda slow, but whatever. 

[TrashMaster G 17385]

Wtf is "the bottom" of one's hand?

[TexArcher 37506]

Gets off on his horse?

What's with this guy?

[Mdhorn 5910]

nice catch and run but Lewis is s-l-o-w.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Who else we have at QB?  Recruits?

JaQuinden Jackson, Hudson Card, and Jaden Milroe.

 

Kennedy Lewis glides.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

okafor you idiot

[Modessit 5595]

Casey needs to learn from Sam how to disguise that called run better.

[Horn21 168]

That should be the goal every week. You play to a standard, tonight Texas hasn't played to a high standard consistently.

Actually, the goal is to win as many football games as possible over the course of the season. Everything else is a beauty pageant that I couldn’t give a shit about.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

This is sloppy as fuck football. 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Fedora looks lost as fuck.  Someone put out a silver alert. 

[Mileslong 4711]

Our second team isn’t very good

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Backups suck

[HtownHorn 14468]

Just now, Horn21 said:

 

Actually, the goal is to win as many football games as possible over the course of the season. Everything else is a beauty pageant that I couldn’t give a shit about.

 

Tell that to the 2008 team.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Should've went to bed at half time

[Mdhorn 5910]

So glad we didn't get Troy Omeire.  If Lewis becomes a possession receiver, I'll take it but one tall slow, receiver is enough.  

[Modessit 5595]

Should've caught it