Texas @ Rice - 7:00 PM CBS Sports Network

[pearlandhorn 3277]

Just now, Modessit said:

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

shutout please.

Nice jinx

yeah, I'll just STFU now.

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

That hole was so big that Kyle Porter would have made 2 yards.

He wouldn’t have seen it.

[TreatyOak 16147]

[satyanash 14274]

 

[TexArcher 37448]

Nice blitz!

[Bigbend1812 12876]

Poor aggy, I mean rice .

[Ellellelle 308]

Alrighty, I'll take it.

[RPM 26183]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Oh my Jesus.   Rice May score.

or not

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

yeah, I'll just STFU now.

You got lucky. We’re gonna have to keep an eye on you.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11896]

Dele showing up 

[Ellellelle 308]

This Chrysler commercial is real bad.

[TexArcher 37448]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Rice has 0 points and 4 first downs.

[RiceOwl 74]

Fuck Bloomgren

[pearlandhorn 3277]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

You got lucky. We’re gonna have to keep an eye on you.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

The volume on the commercials is more obnoxiously loud than normal.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Rice has 0 points and 4 first downs.

They should quick kick more.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Just now, Ellellelle said:

This Chrysler commercial is real bad.

This. I have the urge to cram hormel chili up a mini van tail pipe. Fuck chrysler and fuck hormel 

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Rice has 0 points and 4 first downs.

Orlando sucks. Or is it Rice?

Edited September 15, 2019 by Wishbone

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Show us your tits Jenny

[RPM 26183]

3 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

This Chrysler commercial is real bad.

So are their cars

[Modessit 5595]

Ooh.

[AUS-97HORN 11653]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. I have the urge to cram hormel chili up a mini van tail pipe. Fuck chrysler and fuck hormel 

I aint falling for the old Hormel up the tailpipe man

[Bigbend1812 12876]

Casey is quick

[Bevo14 8248]

I spy Larry Fedora

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

christ colt mccoy had 112 td passes  christ

[Braff Zacklin 13388]

Nice backside block from Casey.

[Bigbend1812 12876]

Well when you start 4 Years AND you’re a badass...

[TexArcher 37448]

Roschon has a nice mix of patience and hitting a hole, and a head and shoulder wiggle in space that works.  Looks like he's been an RB his whole life.

Edited September 15, 2019 by TexArcher

[Slacks 6791]

Roschon Johnson looks really good...

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Four fingers up

[RollLeft 5039]

Marcus Washington?

[Bigbend1812 12876]

Please keep letting these guys play!

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

cmon casey  you gotta hit that    twss

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

5 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

The volume on the commercials is more obnoxiously loud than normal.

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!

[Newy25 7637]

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Doesn’t this fucking faggot post on this site? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11896]

That guy on the jerky commercial looks like he's trying to gobble down two dicks at the same time 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Oh yeah!!!! used catheter!!!!

[XYZ 2154]

Old Trapper ad is funny

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Roschon has a nice mix of patience and hitting a hole.  And a head and shoulder wiggle in space thst works.  Looks like he's been an RB his whole life.

This type of player is what Herman is all about. Better athletes, well conditioned, and more overall team speed. It’s been what he’s preached from day one. His plan is coming together.

[Ellellelle 308]

Jim's enthusiasm for catheters is a little concerning.

[Radical Larry 28520]

GET THE BEST CATHETER FOR YOU!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11896]

That does it, I'm getting my free catheter. 

[AUS-97HORN 11653]

did you look at the size of that last catheter he held up?  holy fuck its gonna tickle his tonsils 

[victory88 5654]

Just now, Snacks said:

Roschon Johnson looks really good...

When Whittington comes back for ou, this RB room all of the sudden is going to look good with RoJo, Ingram, Whittington, and Young.  Just play the hot hand every game.  I still think Whittington is the most talented back on campus.  It took me one play to see his ability to cut and change directions to see that he has something that no one else on this team does.  

RoJo looks like a badass but with Bijan coming in next year, I think you move him to QB and see if you can develop him like into a Braxton Miller type player.  Imagine a QB/RB combo in 2 years of RoJo and Whittington.  

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!

The unlubricated catheter tickles a little 

[TexArcher 37448]

Just now, Wishbone said:

This type of player is what Herman is all about. Better athletes, well conditioned, and more overall team speed. It’s been what he’s preached from day one. His plan is coming together.

Yeah, we look so much faster all over the field than during the Strong days.

[Slacks 6791]

I've never seen a catheter commercial before...

now my junk feels weird.

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

GET THE BEST CATHETER FOR YOU!

Do they come in burnt orange? In if so.

[Modessit 5595]

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!

Don't search "sounding" on Pornhub.

[TexArcher 37448]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

That does it, I'm getting my free catheter. 

I have to pee, but I'm waiting for my free sample.