Texas @ Rice - 7:00 PM CBS Sports Network

[Modessit 5,595]

you sure.... missed XP.   wasnt the line 32?

I said MY spread, not the Vegas spread. I had a 35 pt spread in my prediction. Spread is worth more points than total score.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Take that !!! t-sippin' bastards
 
 
 
Beat ou

Fuck you

Uh, ou

[Horn21 168]

Double post.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Well, almost a perfect game.

[Bruh Man 3,160]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

LSU is playing an FCS school. At home.

 

And has given up 14 pts.

We're basically at home and playing Rice with their backup QB. He's right, if Texas is really "back" scoreline should be in the 50's/60's.  Herman went into his shell prematurely again.

[Atticus 3,919]

Three man rush is the only reason they’ve moved the ball.

I think if they were more committed to throwing, they would have been moving the ball all game

[Sgt Hulk 13,637]

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[Burntcowboy 1,845]

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I am so fucking confused by so many of these commericals.  Is our fan base that old?  I mean shit, the catheter commericals, and medicaid commericals make it seem like we are all BrisketTexan's age & shit

Yes. Remember this is cbs the senile old fart network.

[RPM 26,185]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

We need another TD

[LTtxfan 48,928]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Rice’s kicker might be the worst in D1 football.

Taking money to help Texas gamblers...

Some got a line of 31 1/2... 😆😆😆

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,912]

Sailing commercial?

[honolulu horn 6,156]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

I can't remember

[NorthLoop 14,071]

2 minutes ago, Horn21 said:

If the goal was to win 60-0, we could have easily done so. Texas could have named the score tonight. I’d rather get game experience for the backups and rest everyone. We don’t need any more injuries.

This

[Modessit 5,595]

We're basically at home and playing Rice with their backup QB. He's right, if Texas is really "back" scoreline should be in the 50's/60's.  Herman went into his shell prematurely again.

Herman isn't going to stomp a school he coached at unless it's Ohio St.

[AUS-97HORN 11,654]

ahh yes, the old handoff and get 2 yards plays with our backup QB who has almost no experience....

 

dammit Tom, call real plays with Thompson in there

[Mdhorn 5,908]

speaking of running it up--does OU get Kelly shit canned for this hammering tonight?

[Radical Larry 28,523]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

I think some have been drinking it tonight.

[RollLeft 5,039]

Who else we have at QB?  Recruits?

[DaysOff 7,821]

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[Get ln My Van 927]

Let Casey sling it around

[HtownHorn 14,446]

1 minute ago, Horn21 said:

If the goal was to win 60-0, we could have easily done so. Texas could have named the score tonight. I’d rather get game experience for the backups and rest everyone. We don’t need any more injuries.

That should be the goal every week. You play to a standard, tonight Texas hasn't played to a high standard consistently.

[TexArcher 37,455]

Better WR blocking there.  Let's go.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

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Yep. Seeing the hormel chili commercial 65 times has killed my boner. 

[Modessit 5,595]

Nice flashback of 84 running free.

[Mdhorn 5,908]

Young ran as far as his linemen allowed him.  

[DaysOff 7,821]

Forgot about Lewis

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

Omg Lewis from the drew Carey show?

[Bevo14 8,260]

damn I forgot we recruited that kid

[Zavala 1,384]

Great announcers

[Get ln My Van 927]

Nice play by Lewis

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Me likeee

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Is Aaron Taylor suggesting that Texas just give pain killers to all their injured players

[clapclapclap 9,000]

2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Did any of y’all ever use Round up? You might need a lawyer 

First we Round Up the lawyers....

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,912]

Kennedy Lewis sighting. He looks kinda slow, but whatever. 

[TrashMaster G 17,379]

Wtf is "the bottom" of one's hand?

[TexArcher 37,455]

Gets off on his horse?

What's with this guy?

[Mdhorn 5,908]

nice catch and run but Lewis is s-l-o-w.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Who else we have at QB?  Recruits?

JaQuinden Jackson, Hudson Card, and Jaden Milroe.

 

Kennedy Lewis glides.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

okafor you idiot

[Modessit 5,595]

Casey needs to learn from Sam how to disguise that called run better.

[Horn21 168]

That should be the goal every week. You play to a standard, tonight Texas hasn't played to a high standard consistently.

Actually, the goal is to win as many football games as possible over the course of the season. Everything else is a beauty pageant that I couldn’t give a shit about.

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

This is sloppy as fuck football. 

[Bigbend1812 12,877]

Fedora looks lost as fuck.  Someone put out a silver alert. 

[Mileslong 4,710]

Our second team isn’t very good

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,003]

Backups suck

[HtownHorn 14,446]

Just now, Horn21 said:

 

Actually, the goal is to win as many football games as possible over the course of the season. Everything else is a beauty pageant that I couldn’t give a shit about.

 

Tell that to the 2008 team.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Should've went to bed at half time

[Mdhorn 5,908]

So glad we didn't get Troy Omeire.  If Lewis becomes a possession receiver, I'll take it but one tall slow, receiver is enough.  

[Modessit 5,595]

Should've caught it