"Northern Heat" hot sauce

[Brisketexan 105779]

Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh.  I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly.  Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad:

I trust her judgment.  But goddamn, the label cracks me up.

[Jack Straw 2954]

Haha, 3.7 liter jug. That looks like something you’d get at Del Taco. 

[DaysOff 8040]

And it comes in a gallon jug, so you know it's good.

[Brisketexan 105779]

And it comes in a gallon jug, so you know it's good.

To be fair, I suspect the tables had the smaller individual size bottles on them.

[Dewey 3315]

I googled Texas syrup just to see if we're trying to fuck up one of their specialties and the first thing to pop up was purple drank. 

[deadshank 24653]

Sauce de piments.

Petite ou grande?

[utee94 15907]

Sippin sizzurp in my ride

[Trey3216 15382]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh.  I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly.  Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad:

I trust her judgment.  But goddamn, the label cracks me up.

It's hawter than two burrs fucking in a volcanic cave er, eh

[Johnny Sack 8397]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh.  I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly.  Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad:

I trust her judgment.  But goddamn, the label cracks me up.

Canada, what the fuck?

[Brisketexan 105779]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Canada, what the fuck?

I believe you mean, "Canada, c'est quoi ce bordel?"

[miguelito 11360]

When I think of hot sauce, one word comes to mind: NORTH.

[Brisketexan 105779]

17 minutes ago, miguelito said:

When I think of hot sauce, one word comes to mind: NORTH.

"I'm not from the north, I'm a Texas man!"

[conVINCEd 21474]

Get a rope.

[phdhorn 6224]

Also makes a great engine coolant and tile caulk.

[Deej 77311]

Canadian for "Pace."

[Baboontyme 2848]

😄 I was expecting something different.

BTW I think my hot link would make most of you blush. #KingoftheNorth

[Deej 77311]

23 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

BTW I think my hot link would make most of you blush. #KingoftheNorth

South Austin's mom disagrees. 

[Dewey 3315]

Hoping Brisket gets a sample and writes a review for us

[Kennythetiger 9512]

You know he doesn't believe in brevity, right?

[Brisketexan 105779]

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You know he doesn't believe in brevity, right?

That's why I call the Dude "El Duderino."

[Paco 1934]

I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.

[Brisketexan 105779]

2 minutes ago, Paco said:

I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.

Spoken like a man who has failed to ordah the chowdah at any propah establishment.

[Paco 1934]

Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

North Carolina has "Texas Pete". Which is an affront on several levels.

 

The fact that it sucks is almost secondary to the other problems with it.

[workswithseed 2134]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

North Carolina has "Texas Pete". Which is an affront on several levels.

 

The fact that it sucks is almost secondary to the other problems with it.

Golden Chick uses Texas Pete.

[futureman 22566]

I once saw a good inuit porn titled “northern heat.”