The Rock is an awesome movie

[Baboontyme 2882]

"Goodspeed to you read me?"

"This is Goodspeed."

"Are the hostages alive?"

"Everyone of them."

"What about Mason? Is he still alive?"

"He's dead, sir."

[Fondren & Main 6893]

Your best?  Losers whine about their best.  Winners go home to fuck the prom queen!

Edited April 5, 2018 by Fondren & Main

[BigDHornfan 6630]

How in the name of ZEUS’ BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell?

[Parliament 14593]

7 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Your best?  Losers whine about their best.  Winners go home to fuck the prom queen!

Carla WAS the prom queen.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

I don’t like soft ass shit.

[Wild Bill 325]

 I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy!

[Fondren & Main 6893]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Carla WAS the prom queen.

Really!?

[Parliament 14593]

Yeah.

Really.

[GreenspointTexas 9959]

Damn you for forcing me into this position.

 

 

 

but really, ConAir>The Rock

[MoJames 8258]

My wife has the entire movie memorized.  We were in Munich for Oktoberfest and had a couple channels at the hotel.  One was showing The Rock, dubbed in German.  She translated it for a good 20 minutes with decent accents. Was fantastic.

[KingBobo81 568]

Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Uh, let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, "Rocket Man"?

 

[Captain Ron 13128]

1 hour ago, Wild Bill said:

 I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy!

"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you ... BOY."

"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you ... BOY."

What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of "um ... I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father" syndrome? I mean grow up! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psycophatic marines. SHAME! ON! THEM!

[UTCzech III 2934]

Listen, I think we got started off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBl. Uh - Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, "Rocket Man"?

 I don't like soft-ass shit.

Oh, you - Oh, oh. Oh. Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Rocket Man.

[Angry Gorilla 1771]

OP, you forgot "Actor" at the end of your thread title.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

My wife has the entire movie memorized.  We were in Munich for Oktoberfest and had a couple channels at the hotel.  One was showing The Rock, dubbed in German.  She translated it for a good 20 minutes with decent accents. Was fantastic.

You chose...wisely.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Hi, I'm an agent with the Federal...FBI...well...I'm Stanley Goodspeed! 

But of course you are.

[BigDHornfan 6630]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

My wife has the entire movie memorized.  We were in Munich for Oktoberfest and had a couple channels at the hotel.  One was showing The Rock, dubbed in German.  She translated it for a good 20 minutes with decent accents. Was fantastic.

That's awesome.  On our honeymoon in Munich we caught Independence Day at the hotel in German.  That was funny!

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

Damn you for forcing me into this position.
 
 
 
but really, ConAir>The Rock

Imagine that. Another terrible take from Greenspoint.

[FunkSoulBrother 977]

Instead of The Rock 2 we're getting Transformers and TMNT.

[Baboontyme 2882]

Con Air sucks. Completely unrealistic. The Rock is where it's at. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Con Air sucks.

How do I livvvvvvvve without you? I. want. To know? How do I breeeeeath without you?
If. you. ever. go…

[FunkSoulBrother 977]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

Con Air sucks. Completely unrealistic. The Rock is where it's at. 

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

[aggie08 21792]

“I cannot give that order!" 

“I am not going to repeat that order.”

“I will not give that order!”

“What the hell is wrong with you, man?”

[mdmost 43950]

I'm only borrowing your Humvee!

[FunkSoulBrother 977]

“Hey man you just fucked up your Ferrari”

”It’s not mine. And neither is this”

[Speedtrucker 2097]

 Well it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day.  reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.

[Dutchrudder 11240]

The car chase is so much fun! Hans Zimmer did a great job with the soundtrack, but parts of it sound like they were borrowed for the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack (also Hans but a few years later).  I love how they make everything so ridiculous, and use of the city of San Francisco so well. Incorporating the trolley, the wheelchair basketball guys, hitting the water jug truck, ending at the Exploratorium, it's all great. The characters are generally caricatures, but it works well. Gay barber guy, German Jay Leno, surfer dude on a bike, all the FBI agents eating food while their boss is hanging from the side of the building, and Nic Cage being Nic Cage. This movie never gets old for me. 

 

[Speedtrucker 2097]

I always thought the rock and bad boys had the same score, not music soundtrack but score

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Ed Harris is pretty great villain, but I think Cyrus Grissom aka Cyrus the Virus wins the bad guy contest.

Rock definitely edges out Con Air overall though.

[Parliament 14593]

 

 

 

 Well it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day.  reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex sheksh appeal.

 

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[AnonymousInternetPoster 163]

I will fucking fight anyone who doesn’t like this movie.  

I would also drink Vanessa Marcil’s bath water.

[AngryBevo 20]

One of the great popcorn flicks

[Dutchrudder 11240]

I will fucking fight anyone who doesn’t like this movie.  
I would also drink Vanessa Marcil’s bath water.

She got a lot of plastic surgery after that movie, not nearly as pretty as she once was

[Eskimohorn 5682]

You’re not alive until you visit Alcatraz on a clear, blue day and say “Welcome to the Rock” about a dozen times.

[Parliament 14593]

10 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

She got a lot of plastic surgery after that movie, not nearly as pretty as she once was

[Underdog 29162]

12 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

She got a lot of plastic surgery after that movie, not nearly as pretty as she once was

If true, you'd think she'd get rid of the Wolfson mole. 

[Buzzrock 15136]

It really was a top tier summer action movie, back when Connery was still badass and Cage and Bay were not yet punchlines.

[Parliament 14593]

22 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

The car chase is so much fun! Hans Zimmer did a great job with the soundtrack, but parts of it sound like they were borrowed for the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack (also Hans but a few years later).  I love how they make everything so ridiculous, and use of the city of San Francisco so well. Incorporating the trolley, the wheelchair basketball guys, hitting the water jug truck, ending at the Exploratorium, it's all great. The characters are generally caricatures, but it works well. Gay barber guy, German Jay Leno, surfer dude on a bike, all the FBI agents eating food while their boss is hanging from the side of the building, and Nic Cage being Nic Cage. This movie never gets old for me. 

 

Having never used a cel phone, how did he know how to call information?  How did he know his way around SF so well?

[bamachine 1231]

On 4/5/2018 at 2:32 PM, BigDHornfan said:

That's awesome.  On our honeymoon in Munich we caught Independence Day at the hotel in German.  That was funny!

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

[Captain Ron 13128]

17 hours ago, AngryBevo said:

One of the great popcorn flicks

Bullshit, this is a high quality great action film. Don't lump it with the likes of Con Air.

Edited April 7, 2018 by Captain Ron

[skittlebrau 474]

23 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

You’re not alive until you visit Alcatraz on a clear, blue day and say “Welcome to the Rock” about a dozen times.

I bet the people there laugh every time like they've never heard it.

[Parliament 14593]

How much of that movie was filmed there?  I've been on the night tour (highly recommended) and it doesn't seem to match up.  The shower room especially.

[bamachine 1231]

^Likely just the exterior wide shots. It would probably be too much trouble to try to film the interior shots inside there.

[Dutchrudder 11240]

I went to Alcatraz last year, and I watched The Rock just before going to SF. I was a bit disappointed at how different the sets were from the actual facility. The cell block might be the only place that wasn't a stage set.

[kt-horn 56]

You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?

[kingkoopa6 8673]

[kingkoopa6 8673]

RIP CAPT

 

 

[RPM 26614]

Guess he reached his Final Destination.

[Parliament 14593]

On 4/6/2018 at 12:06 PM, Speedtrucker said:

 Well it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day.  reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex sheks appeal.

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[Captain Ron 13128]

11 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

RIP CAPT

 

 

 

 

I hope he found out how that shit works.